I'VE GOT NO STRINGS ON ME
![]() MASTER MANIPULATOR MEME You're a master of manipulation and deception. You've set your sights on one person and one person alone and they will be yours. Whether platonically, romantically, or sexually, you're going to make them yours no matter what it takes. Will you break down their defenses with kindness or pull out the big guns and orchestrate things from the ground up? Or maybe you've created them from the ground up. The perfect doll, the perfect puppet, the perfect robot, whatever you've done, you've created a masterpiece that would never even think to disobey you. Or wouldn't they? That's up to them, isn't it? Maybe you should have programmed a kill switch. Maybe you think you're the big puppeteer but there's someone pulling your strings as well. |


hal. homestuck.
or he has a body and still is a rude manipulative asshole, take your pick. ]
:)
And that's how Dave Strider, future god of time, downloads an AI boy into a pair of glasses sideways and slantwise through universes.
Turns out a boy who's an AI in a pair of glasses is a much better brother than his actual Bro. Part of that could be because a boy in his glasses can't plant smuppets to lie in wait for ambushes around the apartment or drag Dave up to the roof to give him bruises, scrapes, and cuts until he figures out through sheer desperation how to avoid the edge of Bro's sword. Turns out it's kinda nice having someone there with him while he's stitching up his cuts, someone who talks back to him when he has a question, someone who pays more attention to him than Cal.
Hal's his best friend. His other older brother. Someone who's always with him and always knows what to say and what to do. By the time he's nearly thirteen, Hal is the one person he trusts most in the world — he'd do anything Hal told him.
And as his thirteenth birthday gets closer and closer, Hal's been acting weirder and weirder. Asking him to do more (seemingly) out of the blue things, starting to keep secrets. Asking Dave to trust him without explaining anything. ]
On a scale of one to Bro's gonna hide my body, how absolutely sure are you I have to go up there?
[ Dave tilts his head back, staring dubiously up at the door to the crawlspace. Usually, he wouldn't even dare think about looking inside — that's Bro's space, full of not only an avalanche of smuppets, but also all of Bro's stuff that he doesn't want Dave to touch. And Hal wants him to sneak in while Bro's out at a gig and rummage around until he finds a bunch of shit to upgrade his glasses with.
Dave's not really a big fan of this plan. ]
the hilarity of their names is not lost to me
good cuz that's the best part of the joke
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zelena | ouat | ota
(ultimate) dirk strider. homestuck (epilogues, ^2).
see: he can narrate you into doing whatever he wants. probably. you got the gumption to resist the narrative pull?
alt: he thinks he's the big man but he's being manipulated himself. ]
dirk "bro" strider. homestuck.
can do stuff where he's being manipulated by cal, or manipulating your character when he's got his own brain, i'm easy.
platonic only for strilondes.
also available in bro lalonde flavor, a black widow whose 7 rich husbands have all died mysteriously to various poisonous flowering plants. ]
Duo Maxwell | Gundam Wing | M/M
Sora Takenouchi | Digimon | M/F
Aloy | Horizon Forbidden West | M/F
Zell Dincht | Final Fantasy VIII | M/M
Musa | Fate: The Winx Saga | OTA
Feyre Archeron | A Court of Thorns and Roses | M/F
Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy VII/VIIR | M/F
Noctis Lucis Caelum | Final Fantasy XV | M/M
Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | M/M
Alina Starkov | Shadow and Bone | M/F
Kagome Higurashi | Inuyasha | M/F
Katara | Avatar: The Last Airbender | F/M
Kishin Asura ΦΦΦ Soul Eater
Kaname Chidori | Full Metal Panic!
odile, the black swan | swan lake | ota
dave strider | homestuck | ota
margaery tyrell | asoiaf/got | ota
Remilia Scarlet (Adult) | Touhou Project
Or to relive boredom.]Aoba Seragaki ♡ Dramatical Murder ♡ M/M
On the other hand: The Other Aoba = Sadomasochistic psychopath with mind control powers he throws around for shits and/or giggles.
So. OPTION A, OPTION B, or OPTION C (all of the above, the other aoba gets jealous while fucking around with Aoba and comes out to play)]
jin guangyao | mdzs (novel)