All I want for Christmas.

[interjection]

I WANT A [x] BF/GF.

tfw no goth gf.

how to play
➙ instead of the usual meme routine, see the above. in the subject line, write what kind of bf/gf/other your character desires deep down (a boyfriend to play d&d with? a mommy girlfriend?) lies aren't allowed.
➙ no shame here!
➙ except for all the shame you'll get from everyone else. maybe you'll get what you need out of the deal, too!

Comments

I want a partner that accepts my eccentricities instead of wanting to fix them

[sleepfan]

[paintednoble]

What sort of eccentricities?

I want a woman who will put me in my place and hurt me

[dontcallmejay]

[havenomercy]

You kids and your 'sharing'.

I want an alt girlfriend who's mean...but in a good way? And she remembers me.

[cinephiles]

Re: I want an alt girlfriend who's mean...but in a good way? And she remembers me.

[hibana_incursa]

I only pick on the people I care about. I play drums and I may or may not know a thing or two about webs and secret identities.

I want a girlfriend who's good with animals, an artist and who won't mind I'm a God.

[warandchaos]

[ ooc: meet loki from god of war ragnarok. 14/15 years old, complete goober and dedicated as Hel to his loved-ones. ]

[chaikin]

I'm going to be going to vet school and I can talk to animals, I like to draw and paint things and ... while I've never met a human-shaped god before, the dolphin-shaped ones were perfectly lovely.

[ i cannot remember if the info in her journal is readable, but the subject line caught this random crosscanon! i usually play jelena at 18, but she has enough canon to say she's 16 here. ]

I want a loving girlfriend to go to the mall with before we beat up yakuza families

[nekketsu_ace]

[calm_illusion]

Why the Yakuza specifically, if you don't mind me asking? They're not even all that strong.

[Even ten years after becoming a fighter, it sometimes strikes her as odd that she has the confidence to make statements like that.]

I want a boyfriend who won't make a big deal out of it if I'm taller than him. Or stronger.

[jollygreengiants]

[reuniter]

Hold on, are there really people who mind that sort of thing? I think it's a perk, personally...

I want someone who'll make me queen of their heart and their country, but not mind when I ruin both.

[deceptionally]

A boyfriend...might be nice?

[prayercloset]

[ The bar is that low. ]

[cur_non]

…you may want to raise your standards. A relationship built on uncertain foundations is unlikely to last.

What is it that you look for in a boyfriend?

I want a cool, aloof boyfriend who can't resist my rogueish charms

[mirrormove]

[creative_name]

I suppose it makes sense that you would want someone calm in contrast to your... energetic behavior.

[That was the nice way of saying it.]

Are you interested in anyone in your class, or maybe even my class?

[Obviously, she need not apply, but she doesn't mind having a conversation.]

I want a partner who needs me as much as I need them

[thirdtime]

I would prefer a partner who can satisfy me in combat.

[kenpachi]

（ ... other sorts of satisfaction optional. ）

[dontcallmejay]

[looks her over, folds arms.]

Is that supposed to be difficult?

someone that doesn't mind graveyard strolls... and having lots of sex.

[madame_nerium]

There are other important things, but that's what comes to mind for me.

Hmmm, maybe a boyfriend who's a little grumpy but melts when I give him all my love?

[bunnybread]

Someone that can handle my baggage?

[3rdrate]

[ she's got a lot of it, so. ]

[liegoodfellow]

[ He is in fact, looming behind her at that instead of saying 'yes, he handles it already' knowing how his mouth tends to be. ]

someone open to seeing a new way of life... and will worship me.

[puppet_mistressofhell]

Someone who doesn't mind occasionally having touch free moments?

[soft_shelled]

[Look sometimes you just don't want to be touched okay?]

A good friend who is kind and open-minded about people who are different from them.

[bridgecrosser]

[Krobus may or may not understand the point of this meme.]

I want someone who loves me more than anything

[peninhand]

I want a boyfriend who has money for at least one cookie? Or a potato?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[bridgecrosser]

I think I have cookies somewhere! Hold on...

[You, sir, are looking at a person-shaped shadow with a large head and white eyes. He's a little short, and he seems to have no harmful intentions. Rather, he's patting his body as if searching in his pockets.]

Aha! [Et voila! Three chocolate-chip cookies in a little paper bag.] I usually sell them, but if you're that hungry you can just have them.

Unless you have bugs. I'd trade for bugs.

someone understanding that might help me out...

[riveres]

A good girl that will do every little thing I tell her to do.

[btggf]

[daughterofthemark]

[Arianna gasps.]

I'm a good girl!

Someone who enjoys doing things on a whim as much as I do. Immortality is a plus.

[scarlet_devil]

not looking for a bf or a gf, I just need a friend I can fuck on occasion.

[17l]

Being comfortable with guns helps too.

Someone who can't betray me

[dreyeye]

[ Yeah she's got issues. ]

[greaterheights]

[Same...hat...? Or not, her betrayer came back to her anyway.]

Is that a recurring problem?

A partner who doesn't die in my arms might be nice for a change

[oracledriven]

[Some people have all the luck. And some really fucking don't.]

[experiment01]

[Is that concern in her face? That is definitely a look of concern on her face!] ..Is that something that happens often to you? [The voice that speaks for her comes out of her smartphone instead of her mouth, bright red eyes peering at Noel through her white bangs.]