machiavellian: (x-dawg)
Machiavellian ([personal profile] machiavellian) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-04-06 08:00 pm

you dirty rat...



Wicked Burn: The Insult Meme

▲ How to Play
▹ Post your character saying an insult.
▹ Reply to other people with suitable moral indignation and/or agreement.
Profit.
▹ Lather, rinse, repeat.
thebreakingwave: (01 » none of your bs)

Harry Potter and the Insult Meme of Wankery

[personal profile] thebreakingwave 2013-04-07 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
"You utter twit!"
righteously: ([Neutral] I told you so)

Dean Wankchester | Superwankeral

[personal profile] righteously 2013-04-07 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Nice shirt. You rob a Baby Gap?
Edited 2013-04-07 02:09 (UTC)
vampirekiller: ([sotn] evil - standing)

Richter Belmont | Castlevania

[personal profile] vampirekiller 2013-04-07 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
You don't belong in this world.
axebro: (Kindly wargod)

[personal profile] axebro 2013-04-07 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
At least I can afford Baby Gap.
axebro: (Check out dem moscles)

Anachronism | Marvel 616

[personal profile] axebro 2013-04-07 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
The 80's called. It wants its clothes back.
Edited 2013-04-07 03:27 (UTC)
righteously: ([Pointing] Hey fuck you)

[personal profile] righteously 2013-04-07 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
That's like saying you can afford the friggin' dollar store. You want a medal?
axebro: (Smells like fishgirl)

[personal profile] axebro 2013-04-07 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't want you to spend your month's salary on something so trivial.
righteously: ([Silly] Unimpressed)

[personal profile] righteously 2013-04-07 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you know, it's really hard, slaving away at my menial job. Not really sure how we're gonna feed Tiny Tim this Christmas, but thank god you're here, lifting our spirits with your fashion sense. God bless you.
afieldsmedal: (Default)

[personal profile] afieldsmedal 2013-04-07 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
It's a baby tee. That doesn't necessarily make it from Baby Gap.
commandshumor: (Blow Me)

Todd the Wraith // Stargate Atlantis

[personal profile] commandshumor 2013-04-07 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
You're so weak that my hunger wouldn't even be slightly quenched if I sucked every bit of life out of you.
righteously: ([Talking] Appealing)

[personal profile] righteously 2013-04-07 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
We can argue semantics all day, lady, doesn't change the fact that your shirt is murdering my eyeballs.
afieldsmedal: (004.)

[personal profile] afieldsmedal 2013-04-07 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Right, because worn jeans and a worn leather jacket is so much more fashionable, right?
righteously: ([Talking] Knowing look)

[personal profile] righteously 2013-04-07 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, if it's good enough for the Fonz, it's good enough for me.
afieldsmedal: (pic#5570342)

[personal profile] afieldsmedal 2013-04-07 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, I hadn't realized we'd jumped back to 1974. I guess if you're not happy with my tee shirt, I should go raid my moms closet for some jersey wrap dresses and bell bottoms.
righteously: ([Neutral] Okay hold your shit)

[personal profile] righteously 2013-04-07 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking that'd be an improvement, yeah. Good call.
afieldsmedal: (pic#5570209)

[personal profile] afieldsmedal 2013-04-07 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't being serious. The only serious subject here is how you seriously have no room to comment on my clothes. Also, Macy's. [ look at this shirt, it is proper high quality and doesn't come with a matching bib in the name of fashion. ] Not Gap.
righteously: ([Talking] I'm usually right)

[personal profile] righteously 2013-04-07 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Seriously though with this knocking his wardrobe. He glances down the length of his body and back up again, and then folds his arms.]

What's your beef with leather anyway? Say what you want, I look good.
afieldsmedal: (108.)

[personal profile] afieldsmedal 2013-04-07 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ fair's fair, this fashionista-off started with her t-shirt. it'd just be rude if she started criticizing his nosehairs out of the blue or something... ]

You look like a cross between a lazy lumberjack and Danny Zuko. Though with less plaid and hair gel, so that's two good things you've got going for you. [ very very very small good things, though, because this is operation: be catty. ]
righteously: ([Pointing] Hey fuck you)

[personal profile] righteously 2013-04-07 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
A lazy-

[His lips part in surprise and offense, and he does another quick wardrobe check.]

You look like a.... Danny Zuko... Shut up!
Edited 2013-04-07 07:49 (UTC)
afieldsmedal: (pic#5570330)

[personal profile] afieldsmedal 2013-04-07 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ lydia: 1, dean: 0. at least by her scoreboard, the scoreboard that counts an obvious rise as a point. it's a decent scoring criteria, and has a smug smile tugging at the corner of lydia's lips as she plants her hands on her hips. ]

The tee shirt's a little bit of cheap mechanic. Where'd you buy it? Hanes?
bingobangobongo: (Intense!)

[personal profile] bingobangobongo 2013-04-07 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
That's rich coming from you, meathead. Called the butcher and he said you're $0.19 a pound.
righteously: (⁸ Cᴀʀʀʏ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏᴡᴀʀᴅ sᴏɴ)

[personal profile] righteously 2013-04-07 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, yeah, okay, so she's winning by one. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. He's still gonna come back and win this thing.

Friggin' Danny Zuko.]


Walmart, actually. I'm not sure you'd know what that is, see, they typically don't let in yuppie prudes.
righteously: ([Talking] Smarting off)

[personal profile] righteously 2013-04-07 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Guess that means my junk's worth the same as your outfit.
bingobangobongo: (Listening)

[personal profile] bingobangobongo 2013-04-07 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
I can change. And while I'm slippin' under the sheets between two sweet honeys, you're still gonna look like you did three rounds with Jake LaMotta.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, pal, but that mug's busted.
righteously: ([Talking] So what's up with that?)

[personal profile] righteously 2013-04-07 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
This coming from the guy with the face that's ninety percent eyebrows? Little tip, pal- it's called manscaping. You should look into it.

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