bakerstreet | non-piv

Non-Penetrative Sex Meme!

There’s plenty of sex that involves orifices, but this isn’t a meme for that kind of sex. This is the meme for handjobs, footjobs, hotdogging, and anything else your heart desires.

HOW TO PLAY:
-Comment with your characters with preferences and a little information.
-Reply to other characters
-Use the RNG to roll or pick a prompt.

WHY
1. No contraception
You forgot to take your pill, you left your condoms at home, someone’s allergic to latex, it doesn’t matter. You have to improvise, and would prefer not to use mouths.
2. Best kind of sex
You really have a thing for outersex, no questions asked.
3. Need for speed
Intercourse and the subsequent cleanup will take too long. Just be careful not to get anything on clothes!
4. Exploration
This time you have a lot of time to set aside for some experimentation.
5. Tortuous
Have someone at your mercy? Know that outersex isn’t someone’s favorite outlet for relief? This one’s for you.

HOW
1. Hands
Old fashioned, but hands are great. Nimble, sensitive and all around good for hitting the right spots.
2. Breasts
Yeah, there was a whole meme about it already, but this is just one of many options--and you don’t even have to put a penis or strapon between them this time!
3. Thighs
Just like the ancient greeks--you apply lube between the thighs, tighten up and get ready to have fun.
4. Butt
Hotdogging for everyone! Penis and strapons go between the butt cheeks. Sorta similar to thighs, but different stimulation for the receiving partner.
5. Feet
If your feet are nimble enough for this, go ahead! Just be careful not to slip or kick anyone.
6. Frottage
Rub your penises together and enjoy yourselves!
7. Mutual masturbation
Don’t even touch each other, just watch. Learn some new techniques.
8. Tribadism
It has its critics, but you like it, thank you very much.
9. Humping
Do you just like to hump thighs or something? This is your prompt.
10. Dry humping
Clothes on! Don’t get rug burn.
11. Anything I haven’t covered? Want to mix and match? Re-roll? Here you are!

( written by based

2tailedbakeneko, the real mvp. )!

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Edited 2022-10-28 20:31 (UTC)