bakerstreet | The Tag Three (New!) People Meme: Smut Edition

The Tag Three (New!) People Meme: Smut Edition

The Tag Three (New!) People Meme: Smut Edition

Building up new CR can be hard, especially if you're unsure who's interested, or if you're just a little bit shy. Breaking the smut-CR ice can be even more difficult. And that's what this meme is for.

Step One - Post your character, include a prompt if you want, and note your preferences for the random generator part of the meme.

Note: This meme is smut-specific so be sure to indicate what kinks and sort of smut writing (or fading style if you really want to) you are or aren't comfortable with! Because of the circumstances of the meme, unlike the gen version of this meme, specifying the type of muse you (or your character) are comfortable with writing off (Male, female, age range, etc) of are acceptable. However, this meme is still for picking up new CR, so there should still be no 'previous threaders/Canons/OCs only' tags! By tagging into the meme you are agreeing to at least give it a shot with whomever tags you excepting the above restrictions.

Step Two - Go back three tags above you. If you've never tagged the character you land on, and they have no existing tags on their thread (assuming that yours and their preferences are compatible, of course!), roll up a prompt and tag them with it. Continue and do this two more times. If you hit the end of the meme, loop back around. If you get caught in an infinite loop, either wait for a new tag-in, or go by every other comment instead.

Step Three - If you can't find someone who hasn't been tagged and you haven't played with, it's fine to tag someone who has been. If you can and you still want to tag a tagged person, go ahead, just don't count it to your three.

Step Four - If you want to, you don't have to stop at just three. Keep looping (or come back later when others have tagged in) as often as you like!

(optional) Expert Mode - Don't tag canonmates or muns you've tagged to before.

As in a crossover meme, this is for tagging people you haven't before. You don't have to strictly follow the tagging pattern if you see other new people you'd like the excuse to tag, but this time is not for tagging people you've had more than one thread with!

Potential Trigger Warning Here.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
7. Forest - camping isn't the only fun thing to do....
8. In a closet - seven minutes in heaven? Just no other choice? have fun in there!
9. In the weather - Rain, snow, whatever, you just can't wait to do it!
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
7. Piercing/tattoos - body piercing can an erotic experience for some.
8. Asphixiation - They say it makes you come even harder, but be careful!
9. Gore - different from blood play, this time it's causing more permanent damage...
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
7. Aliens - Oh, you want to probe what?
8. Non-con - Oh, no, please don't!
9. Soldier - the big, bad soldier wants a minute alone with you...
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
7. Real dolls - they're done to look just like a person... it's like a threesome without the hassle of finding another partner!
8. Paddles - for spanking, you naughty little devil you.
9. Wii have an idea - game controllers vibrate... and they can be used for so much more!
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's no limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
7. Freak out - what a time to remember something traumatic and spazz out. Or maybe you thought you saw something...
8. Oh yeah... give it to me good, Batman- I mean! - oops, you just called the wrong name out when you came.
9. Left out - you're feeling a little left out of this threesome...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
7. Dreams - this is all a dream! Will both of you remember it when you wake up?
8. Think I can - for whatever reason, you haven't felt comfortable being intimate with your partner... until now.
9. Ghost - who says spirits can't get a little naughty? Maybe you're not even a spirit but invisible for some reason or another.
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

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[ ooc;; no fails, because tony doesn't do failure. Reputation must be upheld, afterall. ]

Edited 2013-04-04 01:18 (UTC)

[Tony has somehow acquired a young British wizard and has managed to convince said wizard to lie on his stomach, naked, on Tony's bed, waiting for the drip of heated wax on his back.

Scorpius is more than a little nervous, though it's hard to tell. He's never done anything like this before but he's in America, no one knows him here. He doesn't have to worry about being found out.]

{ miscellaneous and public options sound promising. Either genders welcomed. }

[Age can range from 16-18 depending on what you would like.
Will not do: Non-con, Blood play, Piercing/Tattoos, Gore, CBT, Fighting (unless you mean sexy spellwork ;) ), electrosex, Alien roleplay, non-con roleplay, good guy/bad guy roleplay (that's specific to Scorpius, not the mun), incest roleplay, any roleplay involving a strictly muggle occupation because Scorp will not know what that even is, dolls no matter how realistic, game controllers, Playing With Danger, everything on the Fail list, ghost(invisibility cloak is good though), sex drug, cheating, glory hole, webcam/IM and Phone sex because what is technology even he is a wizard he does not understand this stuff
Would love to do: first time, the big night, spooning, couch, massage, candlelit, (at school is almost unavoidable because Hogwarts), bondage, orgasm denial, forced orgasms, double penetration, sensory deprivation, shy virgin roleplay (or actually shy virgin), pretty much any toys not on the NO list is added bonus, can we please... (Scorpius being the one getting convinced)]

[OOC: As a Siren, bloodplay is very likely.]

Lets just keep out of the Sun, shall we?

Tony Stark | Iron Man Films, mcu | ota

3-16 (waxplay) - Scorpius will be 18 for this thread B|

Loki Odinson | mcu au | ota

Clara Oswin Oswald || Doctor Who

Scorpius Malfoy | Harry Potter | m/m

Tal || OC (Siren) || OTA

Anna || OC (Vampire) ||

Steve Rogers | MCU | m/m please

Re: Steve Rogers | MCU | m/m please

Tony Stark | MCU

Re: Tony Stark | MCU

CDR. Jane Shepard | Mass Effect series

2.1

Remus Lupin | Harry Potter| Marauders/First War era | OTA

Re: Remus Lupin | Harry Potter| Marauders/First War era | OTA

River Song | Doctor Who | ota

no subject

Starfire | DC Comics

Re: Starfire | DC Comics