gen texts

[lowlaw]

a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

Comments

[bestqualified]

You weren't negotiating, Yelena. You were calling me old.

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[white_widow]

That doesn't count as part of a negotiation? Hm.

ty! <3

[bestqualified]

I'd be concerned you think it does if I didn't know what a нарушитель спокойствия you are.

[white_widow]

I take that as a compliment

[bestqualified]

I would expect nothing less.

[white_widow]

alright, I suppose you don't fit the age either. All the more reason not to squish my face

[bestqualified]

You realize you're making me want to squish it more, right?

[white_widow]

well, how do I do the opposite, then?

[bestqualified]

You don't. Accept your fate, sister.

[white_widow]

I used up all my accepting my fate for the day on the ten days in Russia

[bestqualified]

I'll save the face squishing for when you're least expecting it if that helps.

[white_widow]

why on earth would that help? I had already assumed you would choose the optimal embarrassing moment

[bestqualified]

In front of the whole team, of course.

[white_widow]

Ah but now that will be when I'm most expecting it, so you can't.

[bestqualified]

Keep your guard up.

[white_widow]

rude! My guard is always up

That makes us even for the old comment

[bestqualified]

Fair enough. Truce?
No face squishing forthcoming, I swear.

[white_widow]

Alright. Truce.