And they're STILL THERE.

[monkeytailed]

SOMEONE'S SLEEPING IN YOUR BED THE MEME
And no, not in a good, sexy way, or at least not initially.



...basically what the title + subject says. Somebody's been sleeping in your bed! And they're still there. And possibly drooling all over your pillow and crap.

- Post with your character!
- Reply to other characters and ICly start stealing pillows and hogging blankets which weren't yours at all to begin with.
- Shenanigans.

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Agito & Akito Wanijima | Air Gear

[sixwinged]

[ Just rolling up in those blankets. Don't mind him. ]

[errandry]

[ ever since he figured out the new training regime, workouts have hit the brutal side, which means Kazu comes home at odd hours, stumbles through a shower and collapses into bed with his eyes shut as much as possible.

honestly, considering the proximity of rooms, the real surprise is that he hasn't made this mistake earlier. at least he isn't a fitful sleeper. ]

[sixwinged]

[ Agito didn't notice it, at first. With how he slept-- it wasn't surprising. It wasn't until he rolled over on the mattress, one arm flinging out and over Kazu that he noticed the extra body heat. ]

[ -and opened his eye, to that stupid face. ]

[ His reaction was sluggish. An golden eye widening, his lips twisting into a scowl, and a very, very soft shove. ]

[ Being half-asleep was the worst. ]

Oi, Kazu. Get your ass out of my bed. [ Even his speech was a bit slowed down, compared to the average day. ]

[ Give him a few moments, Kazu. Then he'll kick your ass for being in his bed. ]

[errandry]

[ danger senses were tingling. that voice should not be so close to him at this hour. (that voice shouldn't be so close to him at any hour.) but every bone had promptly dissolved on hitting mattress, and he was in the right this time, wasn't he? that should give him a little margin of safety.

as such, Kazu twisted away from the source, but not actually out of the bed. problem: rolling took blankets with him, too. ]

Whh... whthfffffffuck... 'gito? Five more minutes...

[sixwinged]

[ Hands reached over, giving those blankets a few very rough tugs, to get them back onto him, instead of on Kazu. Being on his bed was one thing. Taking his blankets? Another entirely. Not that being on his bed wasn't entirely horrendous- but. ]

[ Tug, tug, tug. He's pretty determined to get those blankets back. Agito's also determined to kick Kazu's ass, too. So he adds a kick in with those tugs, shoving his heel where he assumed the curve of Kazu's back was. ]

Get the fuck off my bed, beanpole.

Three seconds.

[errandry]

Nnn—Agito, oiii.

[ sounding drowsy, still, but at least Kazu seemed vaguely more conscious of what was going on! Unfortunately, the scrawny weight still held the sheets pinned in spite of that kick, and it wasn't moving. ]

[sixwinged]

[ That's it. ]

[ Agito sat himself up, grabbed onto the blanket with both hands, and shoved his feet against Kazu just in time with another tug to them. ]

GET UP BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

1/3

[errandry]

[ ?! ]

[errandry]

[ having been unceremoniously dumped on the floor, Kazu sat up, shocked awake, elbows braced along the edge of the bed and tried to recollect his thoughts.



wait.

wait, what?? ]

Agito, what the—

[errandry]

... what're you even doing here, wrong room.





Twice over.

[sixwinged]

This is my room, shithead!

[ Another kick, this time right to Kazu's forehead-- ]

[ -before Agito was wrapping that blanket back around himself, and trying to go back to sleep. ]

[errandry]

[ JOLTING BACK BY REFLEX, but part of the blow still catches him. he looks around hazily. oh. well, that explains a bit. ]

... you actually sleep in here now?

[ mumbled. he's trying to get up the will to leave, but god, he's exhausted. and some douchebag just kicked him in the head. ]

[sixwinged]

I never slept anywhere else, idiot.

Now get out!

[ He would kick, but. ]

[ Tired. ]

[errandry]

[ too tired to get up. STANDOFF. ]

... he gets up in the morning just t' go over?

[sixwinged]

Sometimes I sleep, too! [ Rarely, now. ]

[ BUT SOMETIMES. ]

Fuck! Just get out!

[winglessbird]

[How or why this happened is uncertain but right now Ren is snuggling up close, very close to those blankets in her deep sleep with her head laying snugly against the edge of the pillow. Have fun with that?]

[sixwinged]

[ It's okay, Akito-- doesn't even notice her there. Rather, he's used to clinging into people's beds, so other sources of body head don't really surprise him much at all. ]

[winglessbird]

[She will keep on sleeping then, moving closer and closer towards the bundled up blankets inch by inch...until her forehead gently bumps Akito's. Then she gives a light mumble and turns to her other side.]