Your beauty never ever scared me (Mary on a, Mary on a cross)

[anonconda]

RATE THAT TASTE

Post: a picture or description of your character’s crush or significant other. If they don’t have one, tell us their type, ideal gf/bf, or make up a celebrity or fictional crush for them! Headcanon your heart's desires.
Receive: the roasting of everything they hold dear by the heartless masses.

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Shouhei Ikushima | Therapy Game / xxx Allergy | m/m

[rabipuri]

((Look at this perfectly gorgeous man! His sweaters are made of husband material.))

[tetrahedonist]

WHEN YOUR FOLKS SAID MARRY A DOCTOR, THEY DIDN'T MEAN VETERINARIAN.

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Mr. Buttons and Roach always say that I look like I taste good! S... so I like them best.

Chris | Cross Ange

[shrieking_violet]

Big dumb softie...

[tetrahedonist]

HORNS WOULD BE BETTER ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD, BUT I'M NITPICKING.

Florina | Fire Emblem

[shy_flier]

Who else could match up?

Lissa | Fire Emblem Awakening

[partyhats]

Just most of this list.

Ranka Lee | Macross Frontier

[nyan_nyan]

Both, please!

[tetrahedonist]

IS THE ONE WITH THE BERET A PILOT TOO? ARE YOU INTO PILOTS?

Justin Martingale | OC | M/F

[unluckyagent]

[He'll gladly post a pic of the girl he likes]

Atsuko "Akko" Kagari | Little Witch Acadmia

[wordsearch]

[Her totally and definitely not girlfriend, the school's icy beauty.]

[tetrahedonist]

GO FOR IT KID. IT'S BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND HAD A CURSE PUT ON YOU THAN TO NEVER HAVE LOVED AT ALL.

Jin Kazama | Tekken: Bloodline

[heirofcursedhair]

[It's not like Jin particularly likes these two loud idiots or anything, b-baka...]

hakufu sonsaku | ikkitōsen

[watergenki]

[ her type? anyone she can get a good fight with. that's not actually a good basis, now is it.. ]

[afoxbyanyothername]

I approve of the reasoning.

machiko tanaka | original | ota

[womanwithbluehat]

[ celebrity crushes! utada hikaru & ocean vuong. ]

[tetrahedonist]

I ALWAYS PREFERRED EXODUS 04 TO THE KINGDOM HEARTS SONG, BUT THEY'RE BOTH EASY ON THE EYE AS WELL.

Ryo Mikajime | Zanki Zero

[artistofenvy]

((All of these people are canon love interests!))

Amanda O'Neill | Little Witch Academia

[witchwithoutacause]

[ Wait. Hold on... Stahp

She admits nothing ]

[71lines]

Gonna just put that out there while she's only a few slots above you, huh?

Bold move.

anastasia "ana" fabre | original

[nefilim]

[ Her taste leans towards very pretty and maybe shady. ]

Eddie Brock / Venom / OTA

[frenchkissed]

( oh my god

okay, but before that, he was pulling a total hottie. that has to count for something. )

[circeular]

I really want to hear more about Sir Tonguesalot there.

Peacemaker | Peacemaker | OTA

[suspectratio]

( probably somewhere between 90s liv tyler and actual hulk hogan.

his last lays were with a super hot chick with a mullet and a threesome with another hot chick and this fucking nerd, so he's clearly winning this one. )

[metatarsal]

Hey, that's my picture!

Bill Cipher | Gravity Falls | OTA

[tetrahedonist]

Nerdy gals and gals who'd rob a bank for fun. But listen, if you're a weird nerd or cute supervillain in general, I'm probably available!

[athermercy]

Soooooo which one is your girlfriend?

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

His own personal knight in shining armour.

terra | teen titans

[rockandrolled]

[ This with a baseline of this and this. ]

[yougotafriendinme]

I do not like them, Sam the germ
I do not like green boys or perms

Urahara Kisuke | Bleach

[hatician]

[Trying his best to cover this picture up--]

Ah, this is highly confidential and to be accessed only by the shopkeep! It was an academy crush!

[kenpachi]

That's very sweet of you, Mr. Urahara.

（ this is said with a fond, maternal-like smile, the way someone might compliment the ungainly fridge-art of an unruly child. how cute. ）

Shang Qinghua | SVSSS

[wrotetheworld]

(( Literally created his ideal man and doesn’t realize he’s been being flirted with for decades.))

Re: Shang Qinghua | SVSSS

[reviser]

..Does it really count if you created him?

John Constantine | dctv

[inconstantly]

[The last relationship he managed to mess up was with a total smokeshow. Oh well.]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

This is good! He ate his potatoes.

Ainz Ooal Gown - Overlord - ota for gen

[top_tier]

[There are many incredible examples to choose from, but Ainz Ooal Gown needs only one.]

[purestsuccubus]

[AHHHH HE POSTED HER. N-no. Don't freak out. Don't make a fool of him in public.]

Lord Ainz...!

elias bouchard | the magnus archives

[eyeopens]

[ Are they married? Are they divorcees five times over? At this point, we're all too scared to ask. ]

Tenten | Naruto

[71lines]

Okay, I like guys too, but hear me out. Girls pretty. Girls very pretty.

Girls also hyperfocused on guys and uninterested, but the crushing thing about crushes is that they never find out to care.

[eternians]

Wow!

Yeah. Phenomenal taste. Any of them look like they could beat me to a pulp, and I'd thank them for it.