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[keysmashwastaken]

$1- Your character is offering a good and/or service. Advertise it in the top level. Blank top levels will be deleted.

$2- Reply to other characters purchasing that good or service or other response, such as demanding a refund or being an insufferable Karen™.

$3- Thank you, come again.

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Claire Bennet || NBC's Heroes || OTA

[infinite1ups]

[ Claire's Kitchen Baked Goods!

Cakes, cupcakes, cookies, brownies, you name it!

Willing to negotiate prices or potential bartering of goods/services. ]

[cursedhyacinth]

My father's got a party coming up... how large of an order, for cupcakes, can you handle?

felicity smoak | arrowverse | ota

[ghostfoxgoddess]

[Offering a variety of cyber specialties. Need something hacked? Want to destroy someone's credit rating? Delete embarrassing photos off the internet forever?]

[planetes]

What about creating identification for an immigrant without papers?

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ Nervous hair-twirling. He can't do much but he really needs money. ]

I can teach you... a lot of important things...

[cursedhyacinth]

[And that garners a raised eyebrow.] What kind of important things do you teach?

alexis rose 🌹 schitt's creek 🌹 ota

[cutehugeyacht]

[Alexis is offering total transformative makeovers! You'll feel like a whole new person! She'll also give you tips on how to up your selfie game!]

Kishin Asura ΦΦΦ Soul Eater

[strongestcoward]

[ Asura sits on the floor in front of an imposing abstract statue holding up a small sign written in shaky handwriting on a piece of a cardboard box.

‘Will grant power 4 worship/food.’ ]

[cursedhyacinth]

I don't need power and I don't like worshipping things. Bad history with gods.

But if you're hungry, I can feed ya.

Liara | Merlin OC | ota

[greenthumbliara]

[Offering a class called "How to Keep a Plant Alive Without Really Trying".]

Darien | OC | OTA

[dumu_gud_ak]

[Darien is offering poisons... and most of the antidotes.]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

D... do you want to trade a poison for.. ...for this, please? [ He offers him a piece of rope. ]

darcy lewis • mcu • ota

[stemtypeoflady]

[ Offering to confront your ex to tell them off for you. Tasing is extra. ]

[cuttingremark]

I would enjoy seeing you tase the Grandmaster, but I also don't want you to get melted.

Loki | MCU | OTA

[cuttingremark]

[Offering stabbings, no promise if he stabs the right person though.]

Danny Chase | DC Comics | OTA

[telekinesis_kills]

Need someone murdered, but it can't look like murder? For the right price, Danny will make it look like natural causes! (This offer does not apply to minors -- Danny got enough of killing kids when he was a kid.)

$10,000 or best offer.

Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[nutkrusher]

[Handwritten sign: Get Punched, $5 or Go Fuck Yourself]

Dorian Storm | Critical Role | OTA

[makingmyway]

(( Dorian is offering his services as a bard please hire him he needs the money ))

[cursedhyacinth]

Forgive my ignorance, but what does a bard's services entail?

[cuttingremark]

A bard, eh? What sort of performance do you specialize in?

Evangeline | OC (Lobotomy Corporation) | OTA

[abnormalizes]

[Supernatural monster ravaging your countryside? Evangeline will calm them down with combative, social, or other* means. Prices variable depending on type of monster and how hot she thinks it is.

*Sexual.]

diluc ragnvindr | genshin impact | ota

[wineries]

[The very best selection of Dawn Winery's fine dandelion wine and (non-alcoholic) apple cider. Probably the best drinks you'll ever taste, and if not, they're at least much better than that horrid Fire Water they serve at Snezhnaya.

And yes, that's the owner of the whole business serving it to you personally.]

Martin Blackwood | The Magnus Archives

[tapes_and_tea]

[Okay, putting aside clerical work and the like, Martin is pretty decent at making a cup of tea and being someone to simply talk too. Hopefully, there's monetary value in that.]

[cursedhyacinth]

[Jacinda slaps a fifty dollar bill on the table in front of Martin.]

Tea and conversation, you said? Let's go.

[[OOC: I'm just gonna be taking advantage of the fact that zir family is rich to have Jacinda make ridiculously large purchases for small services. This seems like the meme for it.]]

Stan | Gravity Falls | OTA

[kolus]

Well, hey, there... You! If you're like me, you've got a lot of burning questions. Like, should I start breeding super wolves? Or, what message do my Colombia jail mates have for me? Well, wonder no more with the mystical art of tarot. Put ancient arcana and psychic energy to work for you! Just ask the cards. The answers to all your questions are there somewhere, I'm sure.

So step right up and have your tarot read today!

*99 dollars per reading. No Refunds.

[ooc: Single card draws with Major Arcana.]

[kolus]

[ He looks around to make sure there's no one around. ]

Were tarot cards a good investment?