bakerstreet

TFLN

1. Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
2. Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night?
3. What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
4. We're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night.
5. In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.

I think Lady is getting tired of our late night antics. They're hardly responsible.

I've been told by some that being responsible is highly overrated.

I might just have to agree with them.

You're going to have to set aside much more than usual to get through the evening. I'm still trying to determine an acceptable time to slip away.

You're clever. I'm sure you can come up with an acceptable ruse to make your escape.

As a friend, why would you do that.

Why would you sign off on me having children.

I thought levying this threat would assure you of my position on the matter.

It rather sounds like you have a problem with imaginary children, to be honest. Why did they ever do? Besides share my looks and be the right height for a foot.