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THE dialogue only MEME

Can you write a thread where you rely only on dialogue? No description, no introspection, no other prose. Just character talk.

Now's your chance to try!

Rules
1. Comment with your character and info. On top of that, do not leave your top level blank; your comment should also include a line of dialogue. It can be original or taken from a generator, like so.

2. Other players come in and keep the conversation going.

3. Who knows where lines with little context may lead?

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❝ I know but Don E. is my go-fer. I can't piss him off too much or he might mess with my sushi or something when he fetches it. If you have a better idea though, I'm all ears, beautiful. ❞

"I got a few ideas, but they sure wouldn't be better for Don. Poor B, it must be a real slow day if this is how you're passing the time."

❝ Well, don't keep me in suspense, Harls. Tell me what's going on in that sexy little head of yours. ❞

"Mmm, depends how alive do you want him to be by the end?"

❝ What, we got like a steak situation going on here? Alive. Medium well alive. Rare alive. Love the way you think though. ❞

"Okay, that's a tall order. Fine, stick with the toothpaste!"

❝ You're so cute. Okay, how do you play pranks on your minions? ❞

"Baby, if they got in a prank war with me there'd be no survivors."

❝ That is both scary and hot at the same time. ❞

"Thanks, babe. But! Since you insist on keeping him alive, well. For example, I have a tattoo gun."

❝ Now there's an idea. I guess my next question is, how good are you at drawing dicks? ❞

"Good enough!"

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