Dialogue Only

[isockenstein]

THE dialogue only MEME

Can you write a thread where you rely only on dialogue? No description, no introspection, no other prose. Just character talk.

Now's your chance to try!

Rules
1. Comment with your character and info. On top of that, do not leave your top level blank; your comment should also include a line of dialogue. It can be original or taken from a generator, like so.

2. Other players come in and keep the conversation going.

3. Who knows where lines with little context may lead?

Comments

[cutehugeyacht]

"Technically, that's only an issue if we got caught!"

[lemonsandtech]

"Oh, we will definitely get caught. And we won't even get to share a cozy little cell.

Who is the guy you want dead anyway?"

[cutehugeyacht]

"An ex."

[lemonsandtech]

"Isn't it punishment enough for the dude to have lost you? What has he done?"

[cutehugeyacht]

"That's very sweet of you, Deke. But-- ugh. He's threatening to leak my nudes!"

[lemonsandtech]

"I know I'm sw-- Wait, WHAT. He's what. What- Why did you--?
Who is he? Because we are going after him."

[cutehugeyacht]

"He's an ex from a long time ago. The nudes are old, but I don't want them out there! I don't care what my mom says!"

[lemonsandtech]

"Old or new doesn't really matter with these things, I guess ... Uhm, we still probably shouldn't murder the dude. Just. Get him before he can leak them. What does he do? Does he have a dark past or something?"

[cutehugeyacht]

"He's a trust fund baby, so who knows what he's been up to!"