Dialogue Only

[isockenstein]

THE dialogue only MEME

Can you write a thread where you rely only on dialogue? No description, no introspection, no other prose. Just character talk.

Now's your chance to try!

Rules
1. Comment with your character and info. On top of that, do not leave your top level blank; your comment should also include a line of dialogue. It can be original or taken from a generator, like so.

2. Other players come in and keep the conversation going.

3. Who knows where lines with little context may lead?

Comments

[ourlittlenordicangel]

"Y... yes... I fell." He fell down the stairs and split his right knee open.

[stemtypeoflady]

"Here, let me help you! Are you okay?"

[ourlittlenordicangel]

The Swede sniffed. "I... I don't know, it hurt, miss..." His breeches tore at the knee and he has a big bloody scrape. "Someone trip me again." He- he gets tripped a lot. Pirates aren't very nice to eachother!

[stemtypeoflady]

"Someone tripped you? Who?!"

[ourlittlenordicangel]

".............." Swede fidgets shyly. "H... him." He points at a random, very large and tattooed pirate walking there. M... maybe don't...

[stemtypeoflady]

"Stay right here. Me and my taser will handle this."

[ourlittlenordicangel]

"W... what is... a taser?" But he'll stay put and watch her curiously. No 17th century pirate is ready for a taser!

[stemtypeoflady]

". . . And next time, you'll think twice about tripping him! Mess with him again, and you mess with me!"

"Sorry about that. Let's get you cleaned up, buddy."

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Some of Swede's crewmates DID say women were witches but he's never actually seen a lady do witchcraft right in front of him, sending a man three times her size flying. He claps.

"Ooh... very good! O-okay." He scrambles up. "T... thank you for helping meee. A-are you going to do hurt magic on me too?" Worried!

[stemtypeoflady]

"No, but I want to patch you up if that's okay with you? I'm also not a witch, by the way."

[ourlittlenordicangel]

"B... but how did you- oh..." He's already forgotting why he thought Miss Darcy was a witch. Of course she's not! She's a nice lady.

"P... please. I hurt my knee." And he ripped the only breeches he has.

[stemtypeoflady]

"Here, sit. I'll clean you up."

[ourlittlenordicangel]

He sits down instantly, gulping. "It... it hurts..."

[stemtypeoflady]

"Yeah, I bet, but you're handling it really well!"

[ourlittlenordicangel]

The Swede wiggles his legs nervously. "I... I am? I am not crying?"

[stemtypeoflady]

"It's okay if you cry. It's no big deal."

[ourlittlenordicangel]

He instantly starts crying. Probably a relief. "W... why they always push me, miss?" Sniff.

[stemtypeoflady]

"Because they're assholes. And you can just call me Darcy."