Dialogue Only

[isockenstein]

THE dialogue only MEME

Can you write a thread where you rely only on dialogue? No description, no introspection, no other prose. Just character talk.

Now's your chance to try!

Rules
1. Comment with your character and info. On top of that, do not leave your top level blank; your comment should also include a line of dialogue. It can be original or taken from a generator, like so.

2. Other players come in and keep the conversation going.

3. Who knows where lines with little context may lead?

Comments

[stemtypeoflady]

"I really hope you don't. I'm pretty attached to my brain."

"But no. I'm not scared of you. I'm still wrapping my head around this."

[teamz]

          ❝ Thanks. Doesn't feel good to be looked at like a monster, you know? But if you have any questions, or want to run some tests on me in the name of science, just say the word. I'm at your service, doc. ❞

[stemtypeoflady]

"What's it like? Being the z-word and eating-- you know."

[teamz]

          ❝ Honestly? Makes me feel powerful, confident, on top of the world... As for the diet, you get used to it. Hot sauce helps. But all in all, the tradeoff is worth it... Especially when you consider the perks have all sorts of fun uses outside of combat. ❞

[stemtypeoflady]

"What kind of perks?"

[teamz]

          ❝ Obviously, you got the strength, then there's the agility, but most importantly... the stamina. Oh! Almost forgot — the regeneration helps shorten the recharge time between rounds. ❞

[stemtypeoflady]

"Oh. Well, that certainly sounds like a perk. So you're like-- nonstop?"

[teamz]

          ❝ I can be, yeah. If that's what the lady wants, who am I to deny her, you know? As long as she's happy, that's all that matters. ❞

[stemtypeoflady]

"You are such a ladies' man, you know that?"

[teamz]

          ❝ I might have been told that before... Okay, yeah—I know it. And you... are adorable, which you probably already knew. ❞

[stemtypeoflady]

"Maybe. But maybe I want to hear it from you, Blaine."

[teamz]

          ❝ Alright, alright, doc—I mean, Darcy, you are so adorable... ❞

[stemtypeoflady]

"Why, thank you for noticing, Mr. Z-Man!"

[teamz]

          ❝ Um, just Blaine or Daddy will be fine, doc. ❞

[stemtypeoflady]

"Daddy, huh?"

[teamz]

          ❝ That was a joke. Unless... ❞

[stemtypeoflady]

"You into it?"

[teamz]

          ❝ I'm into... many things, doc. Hell, I've got a pair of handcuffs in my back pocket as we speak. ❞

[stemtypeoflady]

"You always come prepared?"

[teamz]

          ❝ Hey now, handcuffs can be used for both business and pleasure... I might have a duffle bag in the car for emergencies, yeah. ❞

[stemtypeoflady]

"And what did you use the handcuffs for the last time you had to use them?"

[teamz]

          ❝ I'd love to tell you a salacious story, but the latest use of them was yesterday when I cuffed two of my dumbass minions together as punishment for getting lost from each other on an important job. ❞

[stemtypeoflady]

"You're cool enough to have minions? All I've ever had were interns. Hold on. Are they you-know-whats too?"

[teamz]

          ❝ Yeah, they are you-know-whats as well. Human minions would be too fragile for this sort of business... Hey, if you wanted some minions to do your bidding too, that could be arranged? ❞

[stemtypeoflady]

"How much do minions even cost?"