And at this point I’m afraid to ask

[enya]

the personal questions meme Because nothing's off-limits! how to play - comment with your character. - in roll the...personal questions. you knew what was coming. you read the title. - tell the truth. lie. deflect. get mad, sad, glad, or creeped out. get personal. - be nosy to others!

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[venatoris]

Oh.

Well, that’s okay then. I’m curious.

[messenger]

... All right.

[ you wanted this, dean.

he reaches out and places his hands on dean's head, and then, just like that, dean is seeing castiel's memory as though it's his own. putting back together a rotting corpse is probably a pretty gnarly experience, tbqh? up to dean whether that trumps the titillating part, when his body is fresh and whole again and cas is running over every inch of it just to be sure he didn't leave anything unfinished— ]

[venatoris]

[ oh. yeah that’s fucking gross. like, really gross four month old rotting hellhound chew toy gross. But, uh, Cas totally copping a feel while Dean was unconscious or dead is pretty hot. ]

Thorough, weren’t you?

[ his voice is a little rough excuse him ]

… I gotta ask, though. Why the hell did you leave me in that pine box to claw my way out? Would’ve been a lot less terrifying to wake up on the ground instead of buried alive.

[ you know, literally everyone on the planets worst fear ]

[messenger]

[ yes, yes, he was. ]

... No one ordered me to do it, so I didn't. It didn't occur to me, at the time, what a distressing situation it was for you.

[ how was HE supposed to know that being buried alive is terrifying ]

[venatoris]

[ 🙄😒 ]

You were a real asshole back then, you know that?

[messenger]

Yes, I do. I'm sorry.

[ now he just looks like a kicked puppy. ]

[venatoris]

Cmon, Cas. Don’t look like that.

[ let him just pet your shoulder. ]

I wanna go back to that medical exam you were giving me. Did you grope my nuts and tell me to cough?

idek what your phone was doing there

[messenger]

[ that's fine you go ahead and feel him up a little ]

What. No. I don't understand how those two things are related. Why would I have asked you to cough?

[ see how he's not denying the first part of that accusation. ]

denying me ball groping

[venatoris]

[ he will ty ]

You groped me, didn’t you. You totally groped me.

[ he looks almost gleeful ]

let cas fondle dean's balls 2k22

[messenger]

I think you would've been upset if you'd come back without them.

[ as he should ]

time to print t shirts

[venatoris]

[ his smile widens ]

So that means you totally went for my junk, too. You get a good feel for it?

gonna geta hat embroidered

[messenger]

Yes, of course I did.

[ duh!!! ]

I almost brought you back uncircumcised.

glitter rainbows

[venatoris]

[ bro ]

Why the fuck would you do that? There’s rules, man. Don’t mess with a dudes junk while you’re rezzing him.

lmao

[messenger]

You know you're not meant to cut that part off, don't you? I've never understood why so many humans decided it was necessary.

[ he was already messing with your junk, ok, it's fair game ]

idk what I’m doing anymore

[venatoris]

I don’t care, man - you can’t go messing with a guys ding dong like that!

dont worry about it. nothing to see here

[messenger]

Well, clearly, I didn't.

[venatoris]

Well.

You did a little.

[ wink ]

[messenger]

[ castiel gives a surprised cough, choking on an inhale. ]

... I assume you mean that to be innuendo.

[venatoris]

Well you were sure running your hands all over me.

[ smiiiirk ]

[messenger]

Technically, I...

[ well, he's not going to get into the metaphysics of what really happened there. it's not like he was actually in possession of a body at the time, but it's probably besides the point. ]

I was just making sure that everything was intact.

[venatoris]

But you enjoyed it.

Right?

[messenger]

[ he crosses his arms. ]

I was curious.

[venatoris]

[ he's enjoying this so much. ]

You thought I was pretty.

[messenger]

[ shut up dean ]

I thought you were interesting.

[venatoris]

Cmon, tell me I’m pretty.