And at this point I’m afraid to ask

[enya]

the personal questions meme Because nothing's off-limits! how to play - comment with your character. - in roll the...personal questions. you knew what was coming. you read the title. - tell the truth. lie. deflect. get mad, sad, glad, or creeped out. get personal. - be nosy to others!

Comments

[dr_laundryagent]

Mutant and mercenary. Not a vigilante. I don't do things for free.

[theotherobin]

So you're a hitman. How unoriginal. You don't just go after bad guys then.

[dr_laundryagent]

I go after whomever people pay me to go after. [He shrugs.] You're not on my list for the day though, so you can "chill" kiddo.

[theotherobin]

So then we're not on the same page, huh. Disappointing.

You lucked out with that one.

[dr_laundryagent]

I haven't got a crowbar with me today. [In other words, you lucked out.]

[theotherobin]

You don't got a lotta things with you today, man.

[ don't play yourself, fool. you're far from being the Joker. ]

[dr_laundryagent]

I do have a katana and a shotgun.

[theotherobin]

A katana and a shotgun? Bro. You bust your shit outta the local relics museum or what?

[dr_laundryagent]

Military grade shotgun. I got the katana because it's very satisfying when it goes straight through flesh.

[theotherobin]

Still lame.

Were you in the military?

[dr_laundryagent]

And why would you like to know that?

[theotherobin]

Cause old habits die hard. Only reason you'd still be clinging to following orders and using shitty guns.

[dr_laundryagent]

I'm self-employed. I call the shots.

[theotherobin]

You literally kill people for other people.

[dr_laundryagent]

And that's a big deal because...?

[theotherobin]

Connect the dots, bro. It's not hard.

[dr_laundryagent]

I find it ironic myself? Murder isn't OK. Unless it's done by soldiers or executioners. Yet... we let the most awful people run around and destroy our world. Cut services that help people while they give tax relief to their rich friends.. and they get praised for that. It's hardly fair. So what if I get paid to even the field... I'm doing a service for everyone. Just in exchange for a few coins.

[theotherobin]

Huh.

So now we're at a kinda crossroads here, cause. You say this, but then you also say you go after the people who pay you wanna go after, whether they're the bad guys or not. So which is it?

[dr_laundryagent]

See... I don't care whom I kill. Nor what people think of me. But both "good" and "bad" guys use my services.

[theotherobin]

So then you're contradicting everything you just said before that.

[dr_laundryagent]

I like to keep people on their toes.

[Then his tone sharpens.]

I also don't need to explain myself or get permision from some brat.

[theotherobin]

Guess it's time for you to move along then, bro.