sexts from whenever

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[noonien]

I don't use my teeth unless I absolutely have to.

[ what kind of fighter do you think she is? ]

[batleths]

I wouldn't at all.

I'm trying to find other plausible reasons for his interest.

Taking out his friend is good but not enough for this level.

[noonien]

You say that like you have firsthand experience. I thought you preferred not to associate?

[batleths]

That doesn't mean I don't know a few things.
And I still have sex.

[noonien]

With Klingons?

[ what happened to tom paris? ]

[batleths]

No.

( maybe once. there weren't that many options on the homeworld and horny teens-- )

Look, humans get the birds and the bees. Klingons get a very different story.

( especially a female from her mother. those good tips about conquering and dominating your man and only going for the very best poetry )

[noonien]

Are you offering to educate me?

[batleths]

You're the one that got stuck with a Klingon trying to court you.
Unless you've decided you want to keep him around?

[noonien]

That was one time, not an ongoing situation.

[ thank god. ]

[batleths]

He'll remember you.