sexts from whenever

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[ryzhaya]

Aw, the fact that you went down on me anyway and then confessed you almost didn't makes me not want to punish you. It makes me want to spoil you.

...but rules are rules, Johnson. Your night just got booked solid.

[inhumankind]

You can spoil me tomorrow.

And wait, was my night not already booked?

[ryzhaya]

Stick with the attitude, and I might punish you two nights in a row.

Yes, but now it's booked solid, as in restraints.

[inhumankind]

Spoiling me better also involve restraints.

I guess I'm sticking with the attitude. Oops.

[ryzhaya]

So you obviously have no interest in sitting down without wincing for a few weeks; good to know.

Restraints on your wrists, but I'm going to want your legs free.

[inhumankind]

Well, I do like the reminder. And it helps it feel more real, since sometimes I can't believe that we're actually dating and start to worry I'm having some kind of awesome fever dream.

Do whatever you want with my legs. And all of me.

[ryzhaya]

It's not a dream, baby. I like coming home to you, waking up with you, getting fast food with you, binging dumbass shows with you...making you come so hard you nearly black out. And I just like being with you, Daisy.

I always do, baby, and I will. I want those legs locked around my head while I sit on your beautiful face.