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All Eddies are 10s.

The RATING Meme

8, 7, 8.5.... wowza, 10... 10+ oh my god... 8...

Juuuust~ rating this facebook gallery filled with pictures of people who post to dressing room memes, don't mind me. Oh, you wanna play too?

- Comment with your character. Place all the standard info in the subject line, if you wish.
- Other characters reply, rating your character on a scale of 1 to 10! 1 is low, 10 is HOT.
- Try to be IC with rating and reactions.
- Jump people you don't know!
- Most important: Have fun!

Meme taken from TLH here.

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Am I allowed to cheat and give you an 11? Because that's how I feel. You give me all these dirty thoughts constantly.

Hell yeah, you can cheat babe. I have those kinda thoughts too and loving, cheesy sweet ones too.

You'd be a 12 in my book, Clint, and I'm not just saying that because I'm currently relaxing in the awesome bathtub in the hotel of the fantastic suite you rented for us.

[Clint walks in from the other room, naked and carrying a tray with a bowl of chocolate covered strawberries, a bottle of champagne and two glasses.]

Well that does make you a little bias, but I'll let it slide.

I never claimed to be impartial.

[She smiles warmly over at him. Spoiling her as always when all she needs to be happy is him. A smirk plays on her lips though as she considers.]

Am I getting out or are you coming in? Because either way one of us is going to be naked.

I'm coming in and if you move forward a little, I can sit behind and feed you.

[Guin shifts forward in the bathtub, moving some of the bubbles out of the way though she doesn't have to. She's also shamelessly watching Clint get undressed while she moves. She loves watching him undress.]

This was the perfect idea, Clint. I've never been so relaxed in my life.

[After putting the tray somewhere within arms reach Clint slowly stripped, giving her a show as he removed each piece of clothing to reveal his fully erect dick.]

I know something that will relax you even further. [He said while stepping into the bath, carefully sliding down to sit behind Guin with his erection pressing against her lower back.]

Oh, baby. [She groaned feeling his hard penis teasing her. Clint knew exactly how to get her aroused and wanting him. In response, she reached down into the water for his hand and slipped it between her now-parted thighs.] I think I want to be a very naughty girl right now.

On this vacation you can be as naughty as you like, babe.

[Knowing what she was getting at with moving his hand, Clint immediately inserted two fingers inside her.]

Fuck I love you.

[It came out breathless as he fingered her. Clint knew by now Guin had a high sex drive and enjoyed times when she could let it out. It wouldn't take him long to make her wet again between the water, his fingers and the incredible view from the window outside making this a very romantic place to have sex.]

I think we should play a game. See how many places in this suite we can do it before the end of the trip. With how flexible I am and how creative you are, it could get fun.

Well then this'll be the first place.

[He removes his fingers so that he can move Guin to sit in his lap, pushing her right down onto his erection.]

You're so efficient.

[Joking with her boyfriend as she felt him slide into her easily. Clint had learned quickly she liked being taken from behind. This also let her lean in to steal a kiss.]

What do you want me to do here, babe? If we go too hard I'm not sure we won't splash all the water out.

[He kissed her back before replying.] Just stay right there.

[Clint started gently thrusting up into her while he began diddling her clit under the water.]

Oh God.

[Guin could tell Clint was trying to get her to squirt again. She groaned feeling his fingers on her clit, leaning her head back onto his shoulder while she closed her eyes and let him fuck her. Her moans sounded even louder with the echo in the bathroom.]

God you're gonna make me so fucking horny all weekend. I don't wanna do anything but stay here and fuck. Or let you fuck me outside again.

That's the whole point of today at least.

[He panted out while keeping his shallow thrusting, he wanted to move rougher as he neared completion but he didn't want to make a wet mess of the floor around the tub.]

To order a lot of room service and to fuck you stupid all around this room and in hidden places within that hedge maze outside.

You know...you get even sexier when you start talking in my ear like that.

[Though she thought everything Clint did was attractive. She felt herself tightening around him and whimpered again before she squirted, her whole body shivering as she waited for him to fill her with his seed.]

Then I'll do it more often.

[The feeling of Guin tightening around him triggered his own orgasm, shooting his load deep within her.]

[She moaned at feeling him erupt inside her, but chose to lay back against him and relax, letting them both catch their breath. Finally when she felt like she could talk again she opened her eyes, looked at him and grinned teasingly.]

I like how you waited to come in here until you gave yourself a hard on so I had to look at it. You like me staring at you.

I like showing you what you do to me, how you make me feel every time I see you.

[He peppered her cheek and neck with kisses as they just lounged in the tub.]

I'm equally wild about you, Clint. I know it's not your style, but you do look sexy when you dress up.

[Teasing gently, she'll take him any way she can get him. Her own hands lovingly stroking anywhere she can touch in this position.]

What other ideas did you have for today? Particular places you want to defile?

Well then we'll just have to go to more places that require me to wear a suit.

[Guin was right, he didn't enjoy wearing them but if she liked looking at him in them then he'd wear them for her.]

Well obviously there's the bed at some point and the maze. If you’re feeling kinky, I'd like to fuck you up against one of the windows in the suite.

I think we're going to soak the bed.

[She chuckled knowingly, good thing housekeeping wouldn't be swinging by too often.]

I always feel kinky. Once you're ready to get up we could do the window. Since we're already naked.

Not if we dry off first or save the bed until after the maze.

[He continued to kiss Guin's neck as the hand that had been between her legs moved up to tenderly cup a breast and give it a squeeze.]

Though I can't move until you do, babe.

I wasn't talking about water, Clint.

[She grinned at that innuendo going over his head. Letting him have a moment to play with her boobs before she pushed herself up, offering him a hand to get out himself while she wrapped a towel around her waist.]

I should warn you, I wasn't very good at this maze 15 years ago, there is an actual chance we get lost here.

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