When honesty goes wrong.

[dontcryformememetina]

the turn-ons meme

Your character now sports a button on their chest, proudly blazoned with a list of all their turn-ons. They can't remove it.

Do with this what you will.

Comments

kate bishop | 616

[katherinebishop]

Beards/Scruff Biting Blindfolds Bondage Competition Consent Ear Play Fingering Foreplay Kissing Massages Muscles Older Men Oral Sex Sex Toys Shower Sex

CODE BY TESSISAMESS

stephen strange | mcu

[ineveryuniverse]

Biting Blindfolds Consensual Dominating Fingering (G&R) Handjobs (G&R) Light/Medium Bondage Magic Users (Types) Massages Masturbation Multiple Orgasms (G&R) Oral Sex (G&R) Restraints Sexual Exhaustion Vanilla Sex Shower Sex Anal Sex (G&R) Anal Training (G&R) Face-Fucking Hair Pulling Hotdogging Leash&Collar Rough Sex Spanking Swallowing

CODE BY TESSISAMESS

[plightful]

Are you trying to give me more reasons to want to come help you with the elephant situation?

[ineveryuniverse]

And I continue to learn new things about you, Agent Romanoff.

[trenchcoat_brigade]

Now that's quite the list you've got there. What order do you prefer? Straight down the list? Change it up?

[ineveryuniverse]

I make bingo cards.

fandral | mcu

[polishmysword]

Affection Aftercare Aphrodisiacs Breasts Consensual Fingering (G&R) Handjobs (G&R) Kissing Massages Masturbation Multiple Orgasms (G&R) Oral Sex (G&R) Romance Submissive (G) Vanilla Sex Anal Sex (G&R) Branding (R) Cuddling Muscle Worship Strip Tease (R) Swallowing Tickling (G)

CODE BY TESSISAMESS

Re: fandral | mcu

[fiercestwarrior]

You know, I thought your list would be longer.

[polishmysword]

Did you? Now I'm the curious one, Lady Sif. Care to share these thoughts?

[coldsong]

At the risk of outing myself as less kinky than most people believe--branding? Is this some term I'm unfamiliar with, or are we actually talking about red hot iron?

[polishmysword]

...Perhaps not exactly of the hot iron poker sort, no. More along the lines of marking? I know I've come away with many a well-earned scratch or bite marking. A reminder of what was had.

Sänger Yasuhide | original character | OTA 17+

[any_orders]

leather
heels/boots
roleplay
dirty talk
risk of exposure/semi-public
face-sitting
deep-throating
edging
teasing or being teased
anal/vaginal fisting
anal toys
double penetration (anal or vaginal or both)
light bondage
toys in general (including fuck-machines/sybians/etc)
sounding
begging
forced orgasm/control/denial
power-exchange
somnophilia (with consent beforehand only)
being pissed on (not drinking it)
wetting oneself in desperation/while being fucked
gloryholes
xenophilia
cock/pussy/ass worship
e-stim
tickling
light pain play
nipple play/mild torture
spanking
cock/pussy slapping
hot wax
scratching
biting
gangbang
multiple rounds

....Um.

[Going to.. try to get this button off. Oh dear....]

can just be for CR or if you're interested okay with an actual thread!

[paintednoble]

[Casually leans over to look at his button and is delighted by what he sees]

Oh! I like a lot of those too!

[His tail twitches happily]

[any_orders]

Uh.

[This is... not as eloquent as he'd like to be. Sänger looks this stranger up and down, one hand trying in vain to fully hide the contents of the button on his clothes. For now, he tamps down on his full reaction, clinging to his own calm exterior to keep from worrying. What an unusual-looking stranger-- is that a nosebleed-- ah, no, doesn't seem it.]

I mean... it has some common things that most would like...

[Who knows what this person is referencing-- is that a tail?? That's a tail. Huh...

[Pardon him while he carefully removes his monocle, cleans it (it's already clean,) and puts it back on his face. Yup. That's a tail.]

>.> open to Sänger being Bruce's new butler for some fun?

[batsintheattic]

Matt Murdock | MCU | ota

[blind_devil]

eards/Scruff
Biting
Blindfolds
Bondage
Competition
Consent
Ear Play
Fingering
Foreplay
Kissing
Massages
Muscles
Older Men
Oral Sex
Sex Toys
Shower Sex

Minoru - OC

[itmeanstruth]

The hilarity of this meme might be lost on Minoru, who is now sporting a button listing all of his kinks and turn-ons:

N/A

No, that’s not a glitch in the Matrix or a misprint at Honest Self-Deprecating Button Factory™. It really does say that.

[helland_damnation]

Hm, that's a brain buster, honey.

Nipples and ass? Is that what N/A means?

Bai Lin | OC | ota

[fistsofchange]

Ahegao
Big Muscles
Blindfolds
Exhibitionism
Gang Bang
Luxurious Settings
Multiple Penetration
Oral Sex
Orgy
Sex Toys
Shower Sex
Vanilla Sex
She's always had this one fantasy where she's the queen on the throne in an extravagant palace filled with gold and silk and everyone is bending over backwards to please her sexually

Ah...they really get into your head when making these buttons, huh?

Nickov // Original Character // M/M18+

[paintednoble]

Anal
Cockwarming
Crossdressing
Cum Inflation (light/medium)
Desk Sex (on it or under it)
Gloryholes
Humans
Knotting
Older Partners
Oral
Pregnancy
Quickies
Risky/Could Get Caught
Shower Sex
Somnophilia (prior consent)
Stomach Bulging
Swallowing
Tail Sex (using his tail)
Toys
Vaginal

[He fiddles with the button, trying to read them all]
Hm, figured the list would be longer...

[Full list is in the journal, Nickov is a gentle giant who just wants to have fun, and can be male or intersex]

Eligre Kaivodulin || high fantasy OC || OTA

[lady_kaivodulin]

Significantly bigger partners
Ritualistic sex
Being worshipped
Bondage (both ways)
Biting & scratching
Rough sex
Pegging
Knifeplay
Breathplay
DvP
Orgies/gangbang
Seduction/corruption
Gentlemanly monsters
AND bad ones
Fucking in the blood of our enemies
Dangerous men
I'm a ✨size queen✨

Mick Ronno | Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars | ota

[guitar_voodoo]

Legs.
Red-headed girls aliens.
Exhibitionist
Sausage eating kink.

This button appeared on me this morning and I bet it was one of those bloody crazies shoving it on me.

[oprorsk_sode]

Why doesn't it just say blow jobs?

[Mikkel has a button too.
Older men
Exhibitionism
Striptease
Lap dances-giving
Make up
Dirty talk
Possessiveness
Long hair

Bruce Wayne/Batman | DCU | OTA

[batsintheattic]

[This is not what Bruce had in mind for today. Or any day for that matter. Yet there he is in his finest suit with a button that somehow reads off every secret desire he's ever had.]

Rough sex
Choking
Piss play
Crossdressing
BDSM
Pregnancy
Breathplay
Dirty talk
Much younger partners
Dubious consent
Roleplay
Femdom
Edging
Pain
Multiple orgasms
Submission
Public sex

[There's more, the list just seems to keep going and gooooing...]

[ainissesthai]

[Do you mind Rogues? I'd love to throw either Riddler or Bane at you but I know that's not everyone's jam so no worries if you'd rather not!]