that text meme the kids go wild for

[sockslayer]

why am i linking the tfln website when it's currently down?
post just feels incomplete without it, i guess

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reno ( ff7 )

[electroburst]

( 01. ) i wouldn't if i were you. it got so weird in there even i couldn't handle it anymore. whatever little bit of a soul i've got left wasn't ever gonna recover if i stayed.

( 02. ) not sure how i woke to an empty house, but more sets of clothes on the floor than people who were here wearing them.

( 03. ) when do i tell them i hid the extinguisher specifically so i could watch everybody in the lobby lose their shit today just for laughs?

( 04. ) why the FUCK did you invite him AND HIS GIRLFRIEND to the party???? you know i get jealous easily!

( 05. ) nothing, sorry. i started having feelings about stuff and i freaked out. you can delete those texts

1

[legacy_blade]

It's JUST the Honeybee. What's so soul devouring?

dean winchester | supernatural

[venatoris]

1. That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.

2. He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. And so answer this question: should we order pizza and watch porn?

3. How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of

4. There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie So, you know, merry chriastmans.

5. Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Fake Cowboy Mustaches" I found on the porch?

6. oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin

7. text him!

1 also hey fren

[forkingethical]

make you a hot pole dancer alice in wonderland everyone wants to bang?

eddie munson | stranger things

[shreddie]

1. apparently i taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine

2. Update: I may or may not be in a cult




Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult

3. You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again

4. i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.

5. don't worry about me, i have my darth vader flashlight.

6. text him!

5

[cheerlessness]

Was Darth Vader one of the good guys?

[ chrissy, nooo... ]

Dawn Granger | Titans | OTA

[dawn_is_breaking]

1.) There are too many visible penises at my yoga class....

2.) Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.

3.) He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him.

4.) He's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms.

2

[aimlesswonder]

Who hasn't done that at least once?

Kalim Al-Asim || Twisted Wonderland

[desertrain]

1. Just put some ice on it, buddy! You'll be fine!

2. I didn't expect you to be able to hang, but the broken chandelier is proof that you can! Good job!

3. Falafel, 2 quarts of hummus, about 15 skewers of kefta, and half a watermelon. This isn't a grocery list, this is what I found smeared all over my bed this morning.

4. How can we get your knees over my shoulders by 6pm?

5. ((text him!))

3

[tartness]

...may I ask why? Do you need help cleaning up?

peter parker | tasm / tasm 2 / nwh | ota

[thatparkerluck]

1: We made a blanket fort in my bedroom and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
2: Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
3: If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
4: Thanks for driving me home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
5: Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
6: [pick a card, any card]

2

[chocolatehouse]

It was a breakfast (brunch?) pizza.

Jason Todd | DC Animated Movies

[robintohood]

1) I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.

2) i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy

3) I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.

4) the wall and i were having dominance issues.

5) I'm not allowed to dangle him upside down because...?

6) Wildcard! Bring your own texts. misfires, etc.

3

[doubled_speed]

Yeah, but their tastes are stupid.

Eddie Munson // Stranger Things // OTA

[obeyyourdm]

1) But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have a platonic, long, campaign session. Or we can fuck. As you wish.
2) I will give you a bj if you get me a six pack. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
3) Waking up at a teacher's house is a very confusing thing.
4) well be careful. be careful. wear shoes in the house. safety. safety first then teamwork
5) If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, I'm gonna eat that.
6) you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in gym class turns you on

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[thatparkerluck]

okay, but what if option a leads into option b? i mean, isn't that a win/win situation?

marie-clarisse martin ● original ● ota

[uncautioned]

one. To make him go away, I told him I only date men who play an instrument. So he's here with a mouth organ.
two. I didn't ask for dick, I asked for spaghetti.
three. I can only on occasion offer you my help, but I can always offer you my judgement.
four. Chances of me going for a handshake if you went in for a kiss are quite high.

wildcard. Bring your own; misfires, assumed cr and open to all for gen, m/f for shipping. No smut.

2 because Janet is bewildered

[deniabilities]

... what the fuck does one of those things have to do with the other?

Chris | Cross Ange

[shrieking_violet]

1. Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.

2. Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore

3. If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.

4. Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??

4 but for real this time

[socute]

what kind of loser wants to fuck cartoons

Izuku Midoriya | My Hero Academia | OTA

[defendure]

1. I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.

2. If I die, sorry about rent.

3. He also deemed the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix as not an emergency. He's wrong.

4. I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.

5. We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" parties

6. I feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point I'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. Sound fair?

7. The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you.

8. I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store.

9. I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.

10. Last night's hookup turned into a Star Wars history lesson...he said I was lucky I'm pretty.

WILD. Text him! Misfires to or from are okay.

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[yesthenyoureno]

It's okay, I figured something bad happened. If you want to talk about it, we can.

Umi Ryuuzaki | Magic Knight Rayearth | OTA

[dragon_blossom]

1. if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis

2. I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in

3. Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me

4. Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?

Steve Harrington | Stranger Things

[anidiot]

1. She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
2. Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
3. i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
4. If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
5. [ text him! ]

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[greyate]

...do I even want to know why this is coming up?

mitsuru tenma | ensemble stars

[scampered]

1. People who think you can’t be happy and sad at the same time have obviously never eaten all the cookies in the house in one sitting.
2. Pizza burned the inside of my mouth and I don’t really understand why the things I love keep hurting me!
3. I just got cold while I was eating ice cream, but instead of stopping, I put on a jacket.
4. Do crabs think people walk sideways?

3

[cochrhiben]

Wahaha! This is real problem solving!

gwen stacy | tasm / tasm 2 | ota

[holdonhope]

1: Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
2: And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
3: I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
4: As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
5: You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
6: [pick a card, any card]

aristaeus — original.

[somatosensory]

1. Let's play a little game called “chill the fuck out” - you're our first contestant.
2. That could be me I've bitten a lot of people.
3. The quickest way to someone's heart is through the fourth and fifth rib.
4. Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you?
5. If they made a shrine then it's definitely creepy.
6. TEXT HIM.

3.

[uncautioned]

If you don't wish to keep the heart beating, yes.

Ranka Lee | Macross Frontier

[nyan_nyan]

1. I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.

2. I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day

3. Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?

4. I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.

1

[manysecondstringer]

I know I pushed him with the garbage can to back you up

Tony Stark | MCU | OtA

[hottestofmesses]

1. Best cure for a hangover, go. And don't just say "go back in time and don't drink".

2. I know it's after 3AM. Sorry. Waiting for code to compile. Can't stop thinking about you. So if there's errors later, just know I'll be blaming you.

3. Great news, recent assassination attempt on my life was a failure. Going out for burgers to celebrate. You're invited as long as you don't say things like "you should be lying down" or "you need to go back to the hospital".

4. Look. Sorry. I think I was having a routine existential moment last night. Happens sometimes. Usually not around other people if I can help it. I didn't mean to make things weird. Can we just ignore it and try again?

5. This is your official notice that you are hearby BANNED from the labs after spilling wine and whatever disgusting thing you called food last night all over my computers. No you cannot be unbanned. No there's no chance you'll be able to make it up to me.

6. Sorry, I slipped out. Got held hostage by some guy at the bar trying to get me invest in his crypto scam. IronMLite he called it. Had to consult the lawyers. Also generally didn't want to be there anymore. Wanna meet some place less stuffy than "charity gala no one actually wants to be at"?

7. [Text him! Misfires welcome. Info and prefs in journal.]

7 (misfire)

[dawn_is_breaking]

No offence, Dick, but I'm allowed to date whoever I damn well please.

vance hopper | the black phone

[pinballer]

1. need backup for a fight later. you in?

2. i owe you one. hope you’ve got something good to cash it in for.

3. i'm dying of boredom here. it's like regular dying, but slower.

4. cop gave me a ticket for public drunkenness, and then i convinced him to drive me back to the party.

5. you're not my drinking buddy. you're my drinking enemy.

6. wildcard/text him

2.

[vakna]

I'd like you to repay me in small gestures

Jason Todd | Titans

[theotherobin]

1. my Hello Kitty band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now.

2. yo, i need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

3. i swear i wasn't up to anything, just spent some time tinkering.

4.i just had an epiphany. there's NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake.

5. i seriously had all four of your knuckles bruised into my arm

6. your horoscope this morning...real interesting...good luck today.

6

[desertpowered]

All right. Now I’m curious. What is it - good interesting or bad interesting?

Chika Fujiwara | Kaguya-sama

[subject_f]

1. I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.

2. are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?

3. Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.

4. Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

2

[multiheaded]

I wanna get laid.

[ She's ignoring exactly three minutes of follow up texts to send-- ]

Just kidding.

Courier 6 ★ Fallout: New Vegas ★ OTA

[lonedanger]

1. "I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything, but here I am.

2. I kicked down a wall in my frustration and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.

3. Not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride.

4. I came into this world screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave it the same way.

5. I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.

6. TEXT HIM!

5.

[uncautioned]

Who's to say, you might die in your sleep.

childe | genshin impact

[useable]

1. Who thinks they can fight me and win?
2. I am never thrown out, and I never leave quietly. I stalk out, in a huff ! And then I get revenge!
3. Did you dream about me? ;)
4. I think you should play the role of my father.
5. [ text him! ]

2.

[callouses]

All this emphasis.♪ You know what else stalks and huffs?

Baby foxes.

[ yes, he's teasing.... mostly. ]

Lissa | Fire Emblem Awakening

[partyhats]

1. thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.

2. laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....

3. I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage

4. if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?

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[subtractoneli]

no it's like one of those cursed swords that has to take a life once it's been unsheathed

peter parker • mcu

[spideywebz]

1)already got asked if we're dating.

2)Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.

3)It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it.

4) If you're going to be upset with me and we're going to argue about it later, at least slam me against the wall and pull my hair. 

5)Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.

6)was it really necessary for you to slap my ass and yell "spandex approved!"????

7) Open

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[chocolatehouse]

Is that even their slogan anymore? And you should probably eat something since you’re there.