Sexting and phone sex

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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btw I'm gonna hit our other thing back today at some point haha

[munstar]

Wow okay, I wasn't actually worried about dying until you said that.

Yea?

no worries!

[queenstevie]

so you’re more afraid of dying now you know I’d save you?

\o/

[munstar]

Maybe I'm just wondering if you'd give me mouth to mouth if I started drowning.

[Is this sexy enough for you Stevie??]

[queenstevie]

of course I would

[munstar]

Good to know.

[queenstevie]

you have swum before though, right?

[munstar]

A couple times.

[When he was younger.]

[queenstevie]

because I need to know if you have to stay in the shallow end.

[munstar]

Don't worry. I'm ready for the deep end.

[queenstevie]

you're not allowed to drown on my watch, Munson.

[munstar]

Your lack of confidence in my abilities is impressive.

[queenstevie]

I take pool safety seriously.

[munstar]

As you should, miss lifeguard.

[queenstevie]

And what if you get distracted? I have to look out for you

[munstar]

I am pretty easily distracted. You'll have to keep a close eye on me.

[queenstevie]

good thing we’re not expecting a crowd

[munstar]

Lucky us.

[queenstevie]

Lucky you, definitely.

[munstar]

Well, yes. That's what I meant.

[queenstevie]

so I’ll see you soon?

[munstar]

Very soon!

[queenstevie]

good.

[munstar]

Patience is a virtue.

[A virtue he's sorely lacking in.]

[queenstevie]

when have I ever seemed that virtuous?

[munstar]

Is this a trick question?