I can tell you got big sext energy

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Sent: 01/19/21

SEXTING & PHONE SEX MEME (555-555-5555)

9:00 PM

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[chocolatehouse]

You're 100% healed up from that fall now, right?

[thatparkerluck]

Yup, all good now!

[chocolatehouse]

Good! Because careful cuddling and kissing is driving me crazy.

[thatparkerluck]

I mean, I am enjoying all the tender treatment, but ...

What else did you have in mind?

[chocolatehouse]

That's not to say that I don't enjoy it as well.

[There's definite shades of 'seriously?' in that, because of course she does!]

But it's been a long day and I'm a lot little frustrated. And I miss having sex with my boyfriend.

[thatparkerluck]

[It's all teasing. Not to say that Peter can't be dim sometimes, but he likes to think he knows Gwen better than that by now.]

I think you should come and take what you want from me.

[chocolatehouse]

[Logically Gwen knows it's teasing and would take the little look she gave her phone back, but...later.]

Now? What are you doing right now?

[thatparkerluck]

Right now I can be anywhere you want me to be. Just say the word.

[chocolatehouse]

Oh, in that case you should be here right now.

Then I'll show you what I want.

[thatparkerluck]

You know, my Spidey sense doesn't really give me coordinates. Where is here? Home here?

Ooh, spicy. I like that.

[chocolatehouse]

It's a shame it doesn't give you that. It would really come in handy. I meant home.

Just don't take too long, okay?

[thatparkerluck]

Need to develop a special Gwen-sense just for you. I'll be sure to work on that.

Nah, already on my way.

But do tell - what are you doing to do while you wait?

[chocolatehouse]

Don't you already kind of have that? You've been pretty good at following me.

Reading the periodic table.

[SO MUCH SARCASM]

I'd thought about trying to take care of things myself since I wasn't sure if you were still injured but...

[thatparkerluck]

Well, that's a little different 'cause I don't do it all the time. But if I had Gwen-sense, I'd know exactly when you were in the mood to play.

That's so hot. Are you going to recite them, too?

(This is how it works when you're science nerds in love, and that's okay.)

You should play a little, warm yourself up. I can say from experience that it's incredibly exciting to walk in and see how gorgeous you look when you're lost in the pleasure. It'll most certainly make me wanna join in.

Or take over.

[chocolatehouse]

Would this be a sense that works with proximity only or would it be more intuition based? Because if it’s the latter, you could end up aware in the middle of crime fighting.

[ Leave it to her to add some logistics to the idea of him being able to sense when she was in the mood, making this the nerdiest sext in the history of ever. ]

Now I am. I’ll see how long I can go while I try to take the edge off before you get here. Let you decide if you want to join in or take over.

Maybe I’ll get halfway through or I’ll get to the end.