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★ ([personal profile] hydrates) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2022-06-22 07:22 pm

Dream Phone










THE DREAM PHONE MEME





Like, wow! It's your lucky day. Why? You've been chosen for a rad new matchmaking service called Date Line, duh! They provide everything for you, from the hot pink phone (totally cutting edge tech, natch) you'll use to call up your dream date, all the way to the hunks waiting for you to dial. Now it's up to you to call and chat.

Don't wait too much longer. Your love connection's waiting and the mall's going to close soon! Everybody knows the food court's the perfect place to meet up.

HOW TO PLAY
- Forget online dating. We're going old school. It's all hotlines, babe!
- At least the story goes a little bit like this: your character's been burdened with a peak comedy phone, nothing else to do, and nowhere to go. May as well talk to the people on the other end of the line. Who knows who'll you ring? And the best part is that long distance's prepaid!
- Post your prefs. Chat it up when other people dial your phone number. Fall in love. If not, you can ask them about the newest episode of your favorite TV show or directions. Perhaps how to get out of this hellhole that looks like pastels vomited on the neon bowling alley carpet. Is that "Take On Me" playing on loop across the abandoned shopping center? We sure hope it isn't the portal to another dimension that opened in the movie theatre...if it is, then the demons broke though.
- That said, the real challenge here comes in when you realize that, if you play to the theme, the whole thread should is written in dialogue over the phone. You KNOW you can't break the rules. This is a serious meme!



unbucky: (Default)

bucky barnes | mcu

[personal profile] unbucky 2022-06-23 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is dumb i love it. ]
fullofsong: (Default)

cosette fauchelevent | les miserables (modern au) | ota

[personal profile] fullofsong 2022-06-23 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
conesto: (tender ◇)

daphne ( bridgerton ) ota

[personal profile] conesto 2022-06-23 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
( please come at me lol )
queenofkur: (bac 011)

Ereshkigal || Fate/Grand Order || OTA

[personal profile] queenofkur 2022-06-23 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Where is she? Clearly that's neither the Underworld nor Chaldea. Way too pink and neon to be either place. And... Is that pink thing ringing? What is this? A phone? But the phones they have in the modern days are like small tablets made of glass, metal and plastic right? That looks nothing like a phone...!

She's a very old goddess and hasn't exactly kept up with technology during the 20th century, so that's very alien to her. No matter. She picks it up. ]


H-Hello...?


((ooc: okay with canon and cross-canon, gen or shippy, but no smut.))
unfreezes: (10)

anna of arendelle | frozen | ota

[personal profile] unfreezes 2022-06-23 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
thatparkerluck: (Default)

peter parker | tasm / tasm 2 / nwh | ota

[personal profile] thatparkerluck 2022-06-23 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc; sure, why not!]
leitners: (Default)

gerard keay — the magnus archives — ota*

[personal profile] leitners 2022-06-23 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
( my immediate thoughts: yours manages to accidentally dial this supernatural hunter by mistake, what the hell, this is probably not what you were looking for — or Gerry has come across one of these weird looking phones himself and suspects it's a supernatural item itself (and it seems like it probably is,) dials out, or receives a call from yours. in all instances, Gerry has not gotten on the line looking for a date and really doesn't do this sort of thing... but we'll see what happens in spite of that.

*ota for gen shenanigans, m/m for ship. if going for some real 90s vibes, Gerry can be aged to ~18, OR we can say fuck timelines, whether this is 90s or contemporary, 20s-aged Gerry is also available. info here if needed!
)
rcpd: (56)

Leon Scott Kennedy | RE2 | ota

[personal profile] rcpd 2022-06-23 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
aimlesswonder: (nope)

Guinevere ‘Guin’ Davies / OC / OTA

[personal profile] aimlesswonder 2022-06-23 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[She’s not doing this voluntarily. Please give her all the fluff.]
ribbonbon: (geez)

Pauline Bonheur | Original Character

[personal profile] ribbonbon 2022-06-23 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
torchie: (030)

Johnny Storm/Human Torch | Marvel | ota

[personal profile] torchie 2022-06-23 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hey baby~ ♥

[This is the best job for him because it's not much different from what he does on a regular basis.]
diabatties: (b059)

odette stewart ( vtm oc )

[personal profile] diabatties 2022-06-23 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
( slight f/f pref here, but ota!! )
agentskye: (Default)

Daisy Johnson | Agents of SHIELD | OTA

[personal profile] agentskye 2022-06-23 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
blurrier: (screen time)

yoosung kim | mystic messenger | ota

[personal profile] blurrier 2022-06-23 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
[this is so silly, PLEAsE]
agentskye: (Default)

[personal profile] agentskye 2022-06-23 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, this is Daisy. Who am I talking to?
avengered: (phone)

[personal profile] avengered 2022-06-23 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Clearing his throat. Very sexy. Why did the phone have to actually ring? ]

Yes, hello?
avengered: (phone)

Helmut Zemo : MCU

[personal profile] avengered 2022-06-23 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, he thought jail was bad. This is definitely worse. ]
captainspangles: (serious)

[personal profile] captainspangles 2022-06-23 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
Easy tiger. You're going to scare people away coming on so fast straight out of the gate.
endofworldfuck: (Default)

Loki | Dogma

[personal profile] endofworldfuck 2022-06-23 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
snipers: (➼ sprite; 05.)

yukari takeba 💘 persona 3/4AU.

[personal profile] snipers 2022-06-23 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
( sheesh she likes pink but what the hell!?

open to all callers! yukari loves chatting but will def be more reticent when things become flirtatious. pls specify if you want p3 or p4au era! )
agentskye: (Default)

[personal profile] agentskye 2022-06-23 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's either about to make his day better or worse.

Not knowing who'll be on the line doesn't take the fun out of this for her as is apparent in her voice. Not yet anyway.]


Heeey, you've reached Daisy. What up?
holdshisown: (Embarrassed)

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[personal profile] holdshisown 2022-06-23 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
phyt: (008)

[personal profile] phyt 2022-06-23 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
—um. Hello?
avengered: (serum)

[personal profile] avengered 2022-06-23 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's still very unclear which it is. He's incredibly bored. So, recognizing Daisy's voice, he slips into his mother's language. To mess with her a little longer before he reveals himself, or as a challenge, it's not entirely clear. ]

Tag, Liebchen. Mir geht es sehr gut, danke. Und dir?
phyt: (Default)

haruto | sex therapy

[personal profile] phyt 2022-06-23 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
( m/m 18+ for ships )

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