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gen texts

a GENERAL sort of TEXTING meme

Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!

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When are you going to make time for your best buddy Wade, hmmmmmm?

Have I been neglecting you lately, best buddy Wade? What's up?

Yes you have been

I want to see you and touch your face

How awful of me, I'm sorry. You know how it is, you get busy saving old ladies from purse snatchers and the time just flies by.

Why? You think I've got something on my face? Or did I miss something while shaving?

It's just a nice face and I like touching it

Of all the faces you could be touching, you prefer mine? I'm flattered. You find me, you can touch it all you want, I'll humor you.

Are we gonna play chase? You better run, little spider

Oh, I can run but I think you're always gonna find me.

Now you're getting it

I usually come around eventually.

Oh I'll make you come, if you know what I mean

I'm pretty sure I have a good idea.

try not to sound too excited

Trust me, I am excited. It's hard to text and web at the same time, but if I wanna keep my head start, I gotta keep moving.

I don't catch you too fast, I love to watch that cute ass in motion

You're such a flatterer.

Nah, I just really like you

Just in case it isn't completely obvious, the feeling's mutual.

Then after I catch you, and I touch your butt a lot, we will cuddle

Sounds like a plan to me. Quick question - who's the little spoon? Inquiring minds wanna know.

I figured we'd take turns

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