No stupid questions

[jagan]

the Awkward Questions meme

 

Does your character have a deep, dark secret? An embarrassing past? A sensitive issue? Something they really don't want to talk about? Well, too bad. That thing is now written on their chest in the form of a bright red sticker, and it won't peel off no matter how hard they try. Uh oh!

Rules:

1. Post with your character. Write out what their sticker says - it can be something dark ("Ask me about my dead dad"), something gossipy ("Ask me about my crush on my friend"), something silly ("Ask me about my fear of clowns") or something vague ("Ask me about my secret identity.") No blank top levels, please!
2. Comment to other people asking about the thing.
3. Have fun and be awkward.

Comments

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass | OTA

[knightmare_princess]

"Ask me about my crimes against humanity!"

[theyneverwill]

I would rather not...





Why do you want to be asked about your-- crimes against humanity?

Edelgard von Hresvelg | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

[crimsonflower]

1. ASK ME ABOUT MY LOVE OF STUFFED ANIMALS

2. ASK ME ABOUT MY FONDNESS FOR FLOWERS

3. ASK ME ABOUT MY FEAR OF RATS

4. ASK ME ABOUT MY DRAWING HOBBY

[the_little_knight]

What's your favorite kind of stuffed animal?

[ From a diminutive little ball of love and energy. ]

[theyneverwill]

I love flowers! Which kind is your favorite, Miss... Hresvelg, is it? [ He absolutely butchered that pronunciation. ]

[desertpowered]

A drawing hobby isn't something to be ashamed of.

I'd be more than happy to see your work sometime in the future, if that doesn't bother you.

Asato Tsuzuki | Yami no Matsuei

[theyneverwill]

1. Ask me about my cooking!

2. Ask me about my work!

3. Ask me about my death!

[ . . . Tsuzuki glances at the options, and quietly proceeds to find a corner in which to exist. ]

[forced_error]

[Looks like he chose the wrong corner to hide in. Ryoma sees the third one and he seems to sympathetically wince. He covers it after a moment, though.]

"I'm gonna go on a limb and guess you don't really want to talk about any of that, huh?"

[He rolls his candy cigarette thoughtfully between his fingers, wondering what the lesser of the three evils would be. All three of them were also sensitive topics for himself (assuming work was reworded to talent for him), but he's not so self centered as to assume this stranger had similar weight on each one.]

"Mm, which would you rather talk about, if you had to?"

Hikaru Shidou | Magic Knight Rayearth | OTA

[the_little_knight]

"Ask me about being short!"

"Ask me about killing a princess!"

[ ...that's a bit of a wide gap. ]

[moon_heroine]

Short?

Alice Mercer | OC

[nominimercy]

Ask me about my bunnies!

[theyneverwill]

Tell me about your bunnies! [ Absolutely sounds intriguing. ]

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

Ask me about my oath.

[theyneverwill]

What's your oath?

kujou sara | genshin impact

[dendrobium]

[ Ask me about my figurines. ]

They are not figurines.

[persecutive]

Of course. What did you call them again?

rui kamishiro | project sekai

[hyperfix]

Ask me about my disregard for human limits in search of the ultimate performance!

[rxdystxdy]

....You realize how worrying that sounds, right?

Just checking. If I didn't know who you were, I'd be very, very concerned.
I still am.
Not as much as I could've been.
But still!

Bumblebee | Transformers Cartoon G1

[courageousandfocused]

Ask me about my true self

Tomoe Gozen | Fate/Grand Order

[setsuburn]

1. "Ask me about my favorite video games!"

2. "Ask me about the time I ripped a man's head off with my bare hands!"

[ There's a bit of a discrepancy between the two, huh. ]

[beautiful_carnivore]

Alas that your Swordmaster self stuck mainly to burning, this humble monk would have greatly enjoyed watching you twist off heads into numerous piles.

Still perhaps it is not too late to experience a demonstration?

Tarach'and| Dungeons & Dragons: Forgotten Realms OC| OTA

[starfreckles]

Ask me about the meaning of my birth name!

[Long suffering sigh.]

[coldsong]

You know, you're not required to keep your birth name if it doesn't suit you any longer, regardless of meaning.

[Is he curious? Of course!]

Radical Edward-Cowboy Bebop-OTA

[radical_hacker]

[Post anime, now mid 20's

Also comes in modern upon request]

"Ask me about my travels!"

Adonis | Greek myth

[aliveunderground]

1. Ask me about my death!

2. Ask me about being adopted!*

(*this one will come with talk of incest)

mordred | fate/

[uproared]

[ Ask me about my father.

But, if she sees anyone who looks like they're about to ask: ]

You wanna die?

[dragon_blossom]

...what if I say yes?

jeanne alter | fate/

[roastme]

[ Ask me about the time I (almost) burned all of France. ]

Tch. Am I supposed to feel bad about that?

[mousquetaires]

[ Hrm. At least whoever wrote such an impolite sticker was kind enough to include that little "almost," in there. Still, it's probably best not to give anyone the wrong idea (or the right idea..?), so poor Haru can't help but start fussing with the label on Avenger's coat, tugging at the corners in a vain attempt to peel it away from the mess of fur it got tangled up in.

She's been keeping her own sticky note away from curious eyes, but compared to Jeanne Alter's? Ask me about the Beauty Thief is pretty tame, honestly... ]

Well, it's not something that we feel especially proud of, now, is it?

[ Haru knows better than to think Jeanne Alter will take the out. But she's gotta try, she's just gotta... ]

Wu Xie | Daomu Biji (The Lost Tombs) | ota

[ragsnbone]

[ Ask me about the time I lost Xiaoge ]

I'm not too sure what this thing is trying to say.

Cagalli Yula Athha | Gundam SEED

[chili_sauced]

"Ask me about having a crush on my twin brother"

I didn't KNOW he was at the time, okay?

[rebellions]

How the fuck did you not recognize your twin brother?!

[ Honestly, he's judging that part more than the crush thing. ]

five | drakengard 3 | ota

[5guys]

1. "Ask me about my sexual deviance!"

Deviance? Oh, no no no! [She pouts.] I like to call it a... mm, healthy appetite.

2. "Ask me about my sisters!"

Oh, I just adore my sisters~! ♥ Especially my strong, beautiful sister Zero... and how smart Big Sister One is, and how cute and fine a cook Two is, and Three's nimble fingers and lovely hair. Hm, I suppose you could ask me about Four, as well.

3. "Ask me about my death!"

What? No. I didn't — don't you dare ask me such a thing.

4. "Ask me about what it means to be human!"

...

[see info blurb + warnings if you don't want to be surprised by her weird freak shit. incest warning for the second question.]

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[the_little_knight]

...is there something deviant about how you're doing it, instead of how much?

Ashiya Douman | Fate/Grand Order

[beautiful_carnivore]

[Ask me about my many defeats at the hands of Abe no Seimei and the Master of Chaldea.]

By all means ask, but this humble monk can't promise that he won't gift you with a most terrible curse afterwards.

Nausicaä | Of the Valley of the Wind (Manga)

[heartofohmu]

1. Ask me about my psychic connection to insects.

2. Ask me about flying.

3. Ask me about the Sea of Corruption.