My type…

[lumeria]

i have a type: the meme

How to play:

• Post with your character.
• Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
  
• This is shown to EVERYBODY.
  
• Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
  
• Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.

Comments

Morvay | Nu Carnival

[incubussy]

• small


• yells a lot


• "snappy" dresser


• legs

[shittylittle]

You know, I didn't expect this to be so unsatisfying! Is this how you felt last time?

Steve Rogers | MCU

[notmyfuture]

Dark hair, sassy, good aim.

[Is this meant to narrow it down or...?]

[drpalmer]

Good aim with what?

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

- Short

- Brave

- Golden braids

dean winchester | supernatural

[venatoris]

- dark hair

- thick thighs save lives

- tan trench coats and black jackets

[messenger]

[ lol. lmao.

he looks down at himself. ]

I knew you liked this coat.

Tarach'and| Dungeons & Dragons: Forgotten Realms OC| OTA

[starfreckles]

People who like to cuddle, both platonically and otherwise.

...I feel like this is something many would easily figure out on their own.

[cattefished]

Is 'my type is non-platonic cuddlers' a really roundabout way of saying you want a lot of sex?

[ He's not being sarcastic that one kind of threw him. ]

petra macneary | fire emblem: three houses

[brigidity]

[ The meme knows that Petra's tastes are far too broad to summarize, so it's just going to call her out on a few of them:

♡ Handsome, hardworking men who spend too much time training or studying
♡ Beautiful, charming women who would tease and flirt with those very same men
♡ Long hair she can comb (or grab) is appreciated on both, but not required
♡ Attractive smiles are absolutely required ]

...I do have appreciation for people who are working hard and smiling. But this answer is too simple.

[dorothea_arnault]

If you think you can give a simple answer, it's because you're not giving the question to respect it deserves.

[Something she learned the hard way striking out repeatedly while trying to make her type be "rich".]

Dirk Strider | Homestuck

[evenindeath]

♡ Male
♡ For the majority of my life there was literally only one guy I knew who I wasn't related to so to be honest I don't actually know beyond that.

[OK, rude.]

kunimi akira | hq!!

[kunimeh]

1. Dorks who are actually really cool people
2. Really cool people who are actually dorks

shirabu kenjiro | hq!!

[selfefface]

- Tall
- Dark
- Handsome
- Physically powerful
- Honest
- Simple- Single-minded

[Yeah, he's got someone in mind.]

Norman Jayden | Heavy Rain

[arihab]

* Big heart
* Pretty face
* Life that somehow deviates wildly from "the norm"
* Courage/confidence to make first move

[That about covers it. Norman has no objections.]

[measurelessly]

Life deviating wildly from the norm could also cover serial killers, just saying.

Harley Quinn | DCEU

[revmeup]

Makes me laugh, and real bad for me.

[gravity_grrl]

Sounds like you and I have the same taste in partners.

'Misha' | OC

[cattefished]

One foot in the mundane, one foot in the fantastic.

Yeah, I... don't think I could connect with anyone who's too far to either side now.

Tomoe Naruse - l.o.m.p. - M/M

[meltinglight]

There isn't enough time to list them all!! The stranger the better...

[relentlessbeauty]

...So "strange" is your type?

Wade Wilson | Deadpool | OTA

[notryanreynolds]

• Vigilante
• Hot
• Tolerates bullshit well
• Could beat the shit out of me

Stede Bonnet | Our Flag Means Death

[stedebonnet]

♡ Ed. That's it... Ed.

[fxckery]

And? What sort of type's an Ed?

june moone ( + optional enchantress ) | dceu | ota

[exhumings]

• Intellectuals.
• Men in uniform.
• People sent to kill her.
• People who will actually kill her.
• Anyone with a very specific fetish for dark magic.
• Can you perform exorcisms? That's a bonus.

Osha Mujuuk | FFXIV WoL | F/F, OTA making fun of her

[sharpcaster]

• Very intelligent
• Classy
• A little mean sometimes, if you deserve it
• Older, even if she pretends she isn't
• Has cute embarrassing secrets

[She's mumbling to herself while trying to scratch the last two out.]

Bloody... didn't say they could get me killed...

lapis de fiore | original | ota

[crisantemo]

• Bastards
• Or very quiet/stoic sorts
• Or a combination of both
• Dark hair and/or red eyes
• Questionably human
• Has to be okay with ghosts
• Likes cats

[And she doesn't even seem remotely embarrassed, just... quietly resigned.]

[badluckblues]

Hold on.

Tell me more about [ how handsome dark hair and red eyes are go away, old man ] the ghosts.

ranpo edogawa | bungou stray dogs

[greatestdetective]

◘ well-traveled, wise & experienced ; older
◘ long hair
◘ dangerous. strong.
◘ soft-spoken, careful, pensive
◘ beautiful
◘ perceptive
◘ softie

[ It's... embarrassing. He knows from watching others that any attempt to erase the words would prove a fool's errand so he knuckles at his dusted cheeks instead. Then fishes around for a DIY candyset, the perfect distraction. ]

wanda maximoff | x-men: evolution | ota

[minimoffs]

☠ DON'T resemble a toad, a frog, or any amphibian, just to be safe.
♥ DO understand her airport's worth of emotional baggage.
♥ DO let her kill her father and/or brother.
♥ DO say goth rights.

[wordiness]

What did Uncle Pietro do?

Shinei Nouzen | 86 -Eighty-Six-

[baleygr]

-Authoritative
-Unwavering
-Persistent
-Not afraid to bend the rules
-Not afraid of the voices...

Kyle Broflovski | South Park (adult) | OTA

[kyley_b]

• friends.

...Yeah, it's a real problem, I know, shut up.

Shigure | Fire Emblem: Fates | OTA

[shigure]

[Older or bigger partners, mostly.]

[anything_for_brother]

Considering you're only approaching your first birthday by time as we see it, "older" shouldn't be very hard.

Pauline Bonheur | Original Character | OTA

[ribbonbon]

- smart and responsible...but in a cool way?
- Someone who really has it together!
- Kind and polite. But in a cool way!
- has to appreciate good food.
- someone I can totally introduce to my grandmother. But like. In a cool way.

[What does "cool" even mean in this context...?]

sam winchester | supernatural

[surelyheavenwaits]

- Self-assurance. Bravery. Open-mindedness.
- Women who are out of my league.
- Women I can disappoint.
- Monster girls.

[revmeup]

How literal a monster are we talkin'?