Buy, buy, sell!

[groupon]

SELL ME YOUR CHARACTER

The Question: Why should anyone want to date/ship with/be in a relationship/fall in love with yours?
The Challenge: Answer that question under the character limit for a Dreamwidth comment subject header.

✱ Comment with your character. In the body of the comment, feel free to either link a picture of your character or leave it blank.
✱ THE CATCH IS THIS! Don't put the usual mumbo jumbo in the subject. Instead, sell us on your character by summing them up in an appealing (or funny, or dumb) way! IE, Bruce Wayne could be "rich Daddy with a love for costumes." Paul Atreides or Luke Skywalker could be "cute space messiah." YOU GET THE PICTURE.
✱ Everyone, including your character, can see the tagline.
✱ Any takers?

Comments

Big dominant energy who will never wear socks in his sandals.

[legislatory]

[ visual reference. ]

[desertpowered]

…do people wear socks in sandals?

Inquiring minds wish to know.

[legislatory]

I hear it's a thing. For people without taste.

[desertpowered]

If you ever see me wearing anything out of taste, please let me know.

I think I do look good with a toga on, though.

Talented and handsome genius with a fondness for death traps

[ainissesthai]

[Must enjoy riddles.]

The shiniest man you have ever seen is here to be swooned over.

[acharmingsmile]

[He's absolutely blinding and WILL wink at you!]

Space messiah. Small but lethal. Good with animals (and knives).

[desertpowered]

Keeps you safe from demons, arrives to everything early, and makes pasta from scratch.

[fumitory]

( BOGO offer available: comes with +1 weird angelic entity. )

Cosmic warrior poet, enjoys philosophy, combat and baked goods.

[yourfavorite]

Chronically sleepy high school athlete with famous friends and overabundance of chill

[kunimeh]

((also comes in college student flavour))

Fed with heart of gold, bleeding edge tech, severe drug problem, and baggage to spare

[arihab]

((you'll never be the biggest fuckup in the room again with him around!))

[gravity_grrl]

Riddles huhn? Urmmm okay, here's one: what's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead woodchucks?

Has a vast library, a good sense of humour, and is eager to learn all about you. :)

[dearjonah]

[ He's one year away from abandoning one of his ~associates in the Lonely. Run while you still can. ]

Petty, broke nerd w/ no fashion sense, but extremely loyal. Will step in the way of danger for you.

[pettymuch]

( Also a virgin at 22. )

Very tall sad ginger elf.

[holdshisown]

[time_warp_again]

Baked goods, you say? [Okay the cosmic warrior and philosophy intrigued him too.]

Doctor with his own mansion in New York City. Great fashion sense.

[time_warp_again]

Oh come on.

[Did America do this? It's either her or Wong and Stephen is betting money on both of them ganging up on him]

[dawn_is_breaking]

You know...my mother always wanted me to date a doctor....

[time_warp_again]

Is that right?
And how does she feel about sorcerers? I'm not exactly bringing in neurosurgeon level paychecks these days.

Space sorceress with a short fuse; loves swordplay, flying, and cloaks.

[umbraeternam]

future creator god. current small gay disaster.

[wordiness]

.. Neither of these things are selling points.

[dawn_is_breaking]

She passed away a few years ago but I think she would be fine with you being a sorcerer. Your good looks and fashion sense alone would have pleased her, plus you actually have manners.

[time_warp_again]

I own one suit these days, and when I'm not working I prefer my old Columbia sweatshirt when it's not being stolen by you. [Not that he minds, really.] Hardly what you'd call fashion forward.

[time_warp_again]

Cloaks, you say? [Never mind his scarf fluttering in annoyance because clearly it's the best where cloaks are concerned.]

[dawn_is_breaking]

Ah but the one suit you do own is very nice and fits you like a dream. Also you can't blame me for stealing that sweatshirt, it gets drafty at the Sanctum.

[Although really that draft might be from the fact that she usually wears his sweatshirt with no pants....]