bakerstreet | What that mouth do?

"talk dirty to me."

1) phone-sex. - it's been a long time since you've seen each other, or maybe you've never even met. describe in detail what you'd like to do to the other and let the words flow.
2) sexting - quick, dirty, and covert. maybe your partner's in the middle of a business meeting. maybe you're doing it over dinner with your parents. all you know is that you want them, so tell them how much.
3) during - sometimes the best way to dirty talk is in the middle of sex itself, covered with sweat, either being pounded into or pounding into someone else. describe how hot they are, describe how wet they are, how big they are, just let them know how much you're enjoying it.
4) teasing - you might deliver, you might not. it all depends on how good they are.
5) fantasy/roleplaying - you're the teacher, they're the naughty student. you're the cop, they're your criminal about to be shackled to the bed. tell them what they better expect from you, and make it exciting.
7) humiliation - it's not your fault they're a dirty fucking slut. humiliate them for what they are, and put them in their place.
8) masturbation instruction - give them something to wank to and tell them how you want them to do it. hard or soft, fast or slow, you're in command.
9) don't use your mouth - not everything has to be with words. maybe you've gained telepathic powers, maybe you're a master of body language. let your mind or your body talk for you.
10) random - go for a combination, or go for one or the other. just enjoy it.

feel free to use RNG, or feel free to pick and choose. just have a good time.

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[All options are fine. Open to misdials and mistexts for options 1 and 2! Castmates and cross-canon and cross-medium are perfectly okay.]

[ Talking's no trouble at all for this one. Dirty, though, that's the spanner in the works. ]

[ Info can be found here! ]

[Down with texting, audio, video, and in person dirty talkin'.]

[ Open to any of these ]

[ available in teen (18) and adult (35) sizes, just specify! ]

((1 and 2 have their own meme so i'm mostly interested in the rest))

[ ota cross-canon, m/m castmates ]

( m/m preferred. )

[He slips up behind the poor blind man, breathing hotly against his ear. Sorry, Daozhang, the chores are done for the day. At least, the boring chores are done for the day~]

Mmm do you think about me when you're alone?