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Yelena Belova | mcu | ota

[white_widow]

01. Someone has put child locks on my windows.

02. Hey so if you start hearing weird noises don't worry, no one is breaking in. Well they are, but it's just me.

03. Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.

04. Self note: the correct response when someone tells you they like you as a person is not "ew."

05.

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[extrasensory_problems]

Oh okay.


...
wait.
WHAT?!! Why aren't you using the front door like a sane person?!!

[white_widow]

what ever gave you the impression I am a sane person?

[extrasensory_problems]

Sorry, bad phrasing. You know what I mean though!
What if I was....I mean...
what if I wasn't alone Yelena??

[white_widow]

well then I would have just gone back out the window

[extrasensory_problems]

[Well at least she didn't say 'the chances of that happening are slim to none'....]

Sigh.
Do you want me to just make you a spare key?

[white_widow]

no, where would the fun be in that?

[extrasensory_problems]

Would you rather I put bars on the windows so you've got more of a challenge next time?

[white_widow]

well yes but that really depends on how much damage you are willing for me to do to the exterior

[extrasensory_problems]

Considering that my landlady is an old scary Russian lady and would kill me if I did any damage to the building?
Yeah, maybe not.

[white_widow]

I want to meet your landlady.

[extrasensory_problems]

No way, if she meets you she's gonna assume we are dating and then she'll ask me a million questions about you anytime she sees me in the lobby.

[white_widow]

all the more reason, that sounds very entertaining

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[f_bomb]

[ ...... ]

okay. i'm investing in an electric fence starting today.

[white_widow]

excellent, a challenge

[f_bomb]

oh come ON, yelena.
you drank all my fucking vokda, didn't you???

[white_widow]

no!

not yet

I brought some with me this time

[f_bomb]

that's
that's actually very sweet of you but
wait. are you inside my apartment right this instant?

[white_widow]

...

no?

[f_bomb]

uhh. you know i don't believe that for a second, right?
just. please, for the love of god, don't touch the DVR.

[white_widow]

ohhh. Is this because you think I'll delete things or you are embarrassed of what you recorded?

[f_bomb]

oh it's the former. definitely the former.
i'm not ashamed of my years worth of 'i love lucy' reruns.

[white_widow]

well then I'm offended

[f_bomb]

that i watch the show or that i thought you were gonna delete them?

[white_widow]

that you thought I was going to delete them