The Cuddles For Bad Guys Meme

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Suddenly a magic aphrodisiac permeates the air. Its effects include making any villains, criminals, evildoers, horrible human beings, monsters, and nightmares irresistably cuddly. You want to hug them, yes you do!

1. Post your character.
2. If you're a bad guy (or gal): post your character gloating over the deets of their latest infamous deed, or pulling the knife out of the body, or sitting around in their evil lair gloaming about in evil jammies - you know, whatever it is you do.
3. The aphro makes you unlikely to be mean to anyone who cuddles you, bad guys, so no being naughty and murdering your new friends.
4. If you're not a bad guy: post your character as falling under the effects of an irresistably wicked aphro. Cuddle any nefarious beings that come your way!
5. Do ridiculous fluffy things with each other.

Comments

[attention_wenches]

Well, I do appreciate that.

[Physical assaults are alarming.]

When and if I return to my proper place, I shall put all my efforts toward faster attainment of magics.

[He can get rid of sleep, after all.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

No need to rush.

[Really. No need.]

[attention_wenches]

What else would I do with my time? Sif has taken over my place watching Thor spar and telling him is was splendid.

[He's not bitter.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

Sif, a sycophant? Are you sure 'tis the Lady Sif you speak of and not Amora or yourself?

[attention_wenches]

Hmm? Oh, no, she doesn't do that. She convinced me I was doing him no favors, as well. I think that's why he prefers her as an audience.

[That and the kissing, one has to assume.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

Have you tried honesty? [He's not sure why he bothers asking but ... ]

[attention_wenches]

In small, careful doses. There's a reason Father asked me to be sure he didn't realize that fights were being thrown in his favor...

[He does have a gift for... dissembling. Yes, that's the word.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

But knowing that your honesty is ... careful ... is what leads him to prefer Sif's more brutal approach.

[attention_wenches]

In fairness, she has the advantage of being a fair opponent and fair to the eye. I'm neither.

[He speaks without acrimony. He teases Thor about Sif, but only because he's a little brother.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

I suppose. But you are his brother, and he loves you more than anything. I am sure he wishes your time.

[He just has this bad tendency to run off.]

[attention_wenches]

He finds me when he wants me.

[Generally hiding away in the temple avoiding everybody, just of late, but Thor does bother to root him out every so often.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

And you find him when you want him?

[Rather than say, moping about how he has no time for you?]

[attention_wenches]

I don't go looking for much of anyone of late.

[His seclusion is entirely self-imposed. He hasn't wanted to see anyone, is all. Thor's just the only one who tries to talk him out of it.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

Perhaps you are getting hugs because someone thinks you need them.

[attention_wenches]

...If I concede that that might be true, will you refrain from doing it again just for demonstration purposes?

[dusk_and_dawn]

I was not planning to do so. [Although he does kind of feel like it. Odd.] I am well aware you to prefer to initiate [creepy] contact.

[attention_wenches]

That does give me the option to avoid it entirely, which I must say is ideal.

[Do not touch the Loki.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

[Are you trying to make him want to poke you? Because you're making him want to poke you. Maybe noogies.

Sadly, he has too much self restraint. For now.]

You shall never avoid it entirely while Thor lives.

[attention_wenches]

He's entitled to certain dispensations.

[Not that Loki doesn't make a bit of a grumpy face about that.]

...Which he often over-exploits, which is why he tries to do it when I'm not near any useful water sources.

[He may, on occasion, have drenched Asgard's golden prince. A bit.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

Does dunking him actually discourage him?

[attention_wenches]

Not really.

[He shrugs.]

It mostly just makes me feel better.

[dusk_and_dawn]

But then you are soaked as well.

[attention_wenches]

Well, not if I'm careful. And if I'm not, pulling water out of my clothes is fairly simple.

[It has a way of sticking in his hair, though.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

He does not retaliate?

[attention_wenches]

I think my shoulder has built up a powerful resistance to being punched. I hardly feel it anymore.

[Thor's never too hard on him.]