ask me about my memes

[nothingbutmemes]

the Awkward Questions meme

 

Does your character have a deep, dark secret? An embarrassing past? A sensitive issue? Something they really don't want to talk about? Well, too bad. That thing is now written on their chest on top of a bright red sticker, and the sticker won't peel off no matter what. Uh oh!

Rules:

1. Post with your character. Write out what their sticker says - it can be something dark ("Ask me about how many people I've killed"), something gossipy ("Ask me about my crush on my friend"), something silly ("Ask me about my fear of clowns") or something vague ("Ask me about my secret identity.") No blank top levels, please!
2. Comment to other people asking about the thing.
3. Have fun and be awkward.

Comments

kaguya shinomiya / kaguya-sama: love is war ( ota )

[lunarcycles]

[Kaguya's own sticker says ASK ME ABOUT MY NOT-SO-SECRET CRUSH and she's not so dense to not notice it, hence why her reaction is to attempt to peel it off.

What the-]

Who put this on me?!

[She's not answering the prompt, no way. Why would she, this is absolute slander.]

[metatarsal]

What makes the crush not-so-secret? [he points to the sticker] Other than the obvious.

[lunarcycles]

It's slander. Simply just ignore it.

Chell | Portal | OTA

[aperturesubject0001]

ASK ME ABOUT workplace safety!

[desertpowered]

[Dryly:]

It needs work, doesn't it?

[aperturesubject0001]

[ Signed: ] How expensive is a fucking railing over your acid pit? Come on!

[desertpowered]

Acid pit? What exactly do these people manufacture again?

I mean, I'm familiar with pursuit of profits at the expense of human life...but usually there's some purpose behind it!

[inorganism]

"Inquiry: workplace fires?"

oh my god I just googled this character and I'm screaming laughing

[aperturesubject0001]

Don't recommend them, they use up oxygen

Hahah! I thought it might be a fun match.

[inorganism]

WX leans over to read the output. "Cellular respiration is not necessa--oh. You refer to organic workplace safety."

Amelia Ronsam | 4th Ed. D&D Rogue | OTA

[rogueinladysclothing]

Ask me about my dagger collection
(And why you can only see some if it on my person)

[The rogue isn't sure if she's more amused or flustered by her tag; the point of having hidden daggers is that no one knows about them. C'mon tag, be cool.]

[heybuddybird]

Feels like asking where you're keeping the rest of them is a quick way to find one, y'know, in me.

[rogueinladysclothing]

[The corner of Amelia's lips tugs into a grin for the briefest moment. A pragmatic response, exactly the thing she appreciates.]

It could be - if you ask to actually see them. Answering the ask without showing is unlikely to get you hurt without a more direct prompt.

michael afton | FNAF

[ptoma]

[ ASK ME WHY I'M PURPLE // OR ABOUT MY LITTLE BEAR FRIEND ]

[candiedlilacs]

May I hug the bear? [ Oh dear, probably not going to be allowed. ]

[ptoma]

[ oh, on the contrary, friendo ]

Yeah, sure, go nuts. [ small white/pink robo bear excitedly lifts his arms to be picked up ]

[ruruisms]

'ASK ME ABOUT THE WORST ORGANIC CRIME I'VE COMMITED' reads the sticker set right on his forehead.

[ You gotta be kidding me. ]

[bitternessoflife]

Organic… what other kinda crimes are there?

[ruruisms]

[ I think it more so implies that what is a crime to most organically sentient creatures, is not a crime to me … ] A pause. [ Like murder, I guess. ]

jill valentine | resident evil | ota

[torsion]

[ Ask me about spending years under mind control under the hands of my worst enemy is there as plain as day and it's clear she's not pleased with it.

This isn't a subject she chooses to broach on most days, not even with those close to her. It's better left buried beneath six feet of soil, left in the empty grave that they'd built for her after declaring her KIA. She hates it. ]

[theotherstuff]

[ There's a LOT to unpack there, and she clearly doesn't look like she wants to, but a meme is a meme, right? ]

Well, guess I gotta go ahead and ask. Hope this doesn't ruin our friendship.

What are your thoughts about... pineapple on pizza?

[ FUCK THE MEME FUCK THE RULES ]

[torsion]

[ Honestly, she's kind of relieved. This is so much easier than dealing with the four years of hell she'd faced and frankly, it's a nice turn of events. Well, depending because she is a heathen. ]

I don't eat pizza often. [ Surprise, she tends to fall toward sweet on her cheat days. ] But I like it on pizza, yeah. You going to skip out on me now that you know my deepest and darkest secret?

[ The actual dark secret is she's alright with anchovies. ]

You ever have an Indian style dry fish pizza?

Layla Abdallah El-Faouly | D+-MCU-Moonknight |

[littlescarab]

Ask me about my "it's complicated" life status.

Jesus... really? How about no.

[ratcatchertoo]

RATZ

Yoga | Maple Town: Palm Town Chapter | OTA

[bitternessoflife]

[The scowling, shady-looking cat in a suit, fedora, and shades with his hands hooked through the fastenings of his suspenders, has a bright sticker on his hat proclaiming:
Ask me about my sewing skills!]