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The Animal Crossing Meme

Well, whether you're striking out on your own for the first time or you just need a change of pace, you're getting on that train and moving! A quiet little village with a beach, a museum, a store...this is gonna be great! (maybe)

[Let me tell you how it's done, hmm?]
1. Post with your character, canon and preferences in the subject line
2. Tag others and get your RNG on. Or just choose one. Or make up a scenario of your own!
3. Thread Thread Thread!
4. Fun times!

1.On the way!
Isn't it exciting? A change of pace! A whole new town! A fresh start! In just a little while you'll be there! But who's this on the train next to you? Are they moving, too?

2.Just moved in!
A new life, a new home...and a new HUGE debt. That...That house is kind of small for all that money isn't it? B-But it's okay! You can do this! At least the neighbors are nice!

3.What can I do ya for?
Oh, hi, neighbor! Nice to meet ya! Well, if there's anything I can do...
Uh...you need me to...
Okay, I can get that for-
What, no, I can't buy that from you that price is ridiculous.
But I never said...
WHAT.

4.Fishing!
Oh man. Fishing is so relaxing. Or maybe you're out to catch all the fish! This will be a stringfish for sure! ...Oh, it's a barbel steed. Well, maybe the next one! Just a bitterling. Well this one here! Just a dace?! Well maybe the next one...! Shut up, you'll scare them away...!

5.Bug-Catching!
Gotta be quiet. Get that butterfly. Gotta be quick! Get that dragonfly! AGH! BEES!

6.Shakin' them trees
You're gonna sell every piece of fruit you can get your hands on! But maybe you'll get lucky and find something besides fruit. Maybe money, maybe furniture, maybe...AAAAGH! BEEEEEES!

7.House keeping!
Maybe your friend can help you? This goes over there, that goes over here...You just want to make your house look beautiful and perfect! Apply that fung shui knowledge! Or maybe you have so much stuff that you just need to figure out what has to go. I mean, do you really NEED three TVs? Yeah, that couch is fugly, it needs to go. Ugh, you really should clean up...AAAAAAAAGH! ~~BEEEEEEEEES~~ ROACHES!

8.Museum
There's nothing even in this place. What is this?
Or perhaps there's lots of stuff. Oh, that? Yeah, you donated that. That too. All of this. Yeah, that's just a T-Rex Skeleton you found No big deal. Whatever.

9.Town Improvement!
Time to beautify your town! Picking weeds, planting trees, planting flowers...Oh, your town is going to be Oh-so-beautifu- Hey. HEY. Don't go running through those flowers! Nononono I just planted that tree! Put down that axe! Why don't YOU try picking some weeds sometime?!

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[Fighting bad guys? "Megaphone Cop?" What? It doesn't usually take a lot for Meekins to get confused but this...Well, when it rains, it pours as they say.]

I'm not sure I understand, sir! What crime are these trees accused of perpetrating?! P-Plus, sir! They haven't even gotten a fair trial yet, sir!

[Meekins has had some tree-related injuries in the past (or, he assumes so. One can't possibly keep track of every mishap one is involved in), but those were just accidents. A tree couldn't possibly commit a crime on purpose, right?]

These trees don't need a fair trail, I know their plans. I've fought enough trees to know that they could turn on you any moment! Sometimes they sing really annoying songs, too, hurts your ears.

Flute Cop was there with me with that incident, although he was Avocado Soldier at the time. It was pretty brutal- it assisted a Snowman that ate children. Do you want that to happen again, Megaphone Cop?

[Axe Cop just threw these names around like all other cops should know eachother, somehow. It didn't occur to him that this guy wouldn't have a single clue what he was going on about, and that didn't matter. He sees another tree he missed, don't mind him as he heads towards his new victim!]

[After that particular tale, Meekins looks thoroughly horrified. Oh God, sentient trees and child-eating snowmen. Out of habit, he throws up a stiff salute.]

N-No, sir! Of course not, sir! As an officer of the law, it is my duty to protect the citizens against any and all child-eating creatures and their accomplices, sir!

[Though, he's not sure he could take on a child-eating creature himself. Unless it ate strictly children and not adults. HEY WAIT A MINUTE. He's pretty sure the trees here aren't dangerous! He planted those guys himself! But what if that sneaky raccoon sold him EVIL trees?! The way he was following him around the store was rather shifty...! He salutes once more, ready to do his civic duty! Or...well, at least to do what he's told to do.]

I must do what I can to protect the populace! In what way can I assist you, sir?!

[He's just asking because Axe Cop seems to have this whole thing under control and he's feeling kind of useless right now.]

[Looks like this other cop is finally starting to see things his way, that was good. Not gonna be any weak policemen in his town! Protecting citizens should be every member of the force's top priority!

Axe Cop got a very serious look on his face, stopping his attack on that poor defenseless tree he was after to turn back to Meekins. This was hand-on-chin intense thinking, mind you!]

Bring me the best weapons this town's got. We're gonna need them.

Oh... Um...

To be honest, sir, I don't think there are any weapons in this town, sir.

Oh! But! Sir!

I do have this bug net, sir! Perhaps it would suffice?!

[He snatches his net back up and holds it in the most fierce manner he possibly ca- oh wait he's gotten it stuck in his handcuffs. Aaaaand he's just gotten his wrist stuck in the other side of cuffs somehow. This...This might take a minute.]

Animal Crossing Meme!

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This is so late, sorry! Got busy with games!

No probs! :D

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