Animal Crossing Meme!

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The Animal Crossing Meme



Well, whether you're striking out on your own for the first time or you just need a change of pace, you're getting on that train and moving! A quiet little village with a beach, a museum, a store...this is gonna be great! (maybe)

[Let me tell you how it's done, hmm?]
1. Post with your character, canon and preferences in the subject line
2. Tag others and get your RNG on. Or just choose one. Or make up a scenario of your own!
3. Thread Thread Thread!
4. Fun times!



1.On the way!
Isn't it exciting? A change of pace! A whole new town! A fresh start! In just a little while you'll be there! But who's this on the train next to you? Are they moving, too?

2.Just moved in!
A new life, a new home...and a new HUGE debt. That...That house is kind of small for all that money isn't it? B-But it's okay! You can do this! At least the neighbors are nice!

3.What can I do ya for?
Oh, hi, neighbor! Nice to meet ya! Well, if there's anything I can do...
Uh...you need me to...
Okay, I can get that for-
What, no, I can't buy that from you that price is ridiculous.
But I never said...
WHAT.

4.Fishing!
Oh man. Fishing is so relaxing. Or maybe you're out to catch all the fish! This will be a stringfish for sure! ...Oh, it's a barbel steed. Well, maybe the next one! Just a bitterling. Well this one here! Just a dace?! Well maybe the next one...! Shut up, you'll scare them away...!

5.Bug-Catching!
Gotta be quiet. Get that butterfly. Gotta be quick! Get that dragonfly! AGH! BEES!

6.Shakin' them trees
You're gonna sell every piece of fruit you can get your hands on! But maybe you'll get lucky and find something besides fruit. Maybe money, maybe furniture, maybe...AAAAGH! BEEEEEES!

7.House keeping!
Maybe your friend can help you? This goes over there, that goes over here...You just want to make your house look beautiful and perfect! Apply that fung shui knowledge! Or maybe you have so much stuff that you just need to figure out what has to go. I mean, do you really NEED three TVs? Yeah, that couch is fugly, it needs to go. Ugh, you really should clean up...AAAAAAAAGH! BEEEEEEEEES ROACHES!

8.Museum
There's nothing even in this place. What is this?
Or perhaps there's lots of stuff. Oh, that? Yeah, you donated that. That too. All of this. Yeah, that's just a T-Rex Skeleton you found No big deal. Whatever.

9.Town Improvement!
Time to beautify your town! Picking weeds, planting trees, planting flowers...Oh, your town is going to be Oh-so-beautifu- Hey. HEY. Don't go running through those flowers! Nononono I just planted that tree! Put down that axe! Why don't YOU try picking some weeds sometime?!

Comments

Re: 9.

[overheats]

But the sidewalk isn't as cushy.

Wait.

These were yours?

[beacon]

That's not the sidewalk's problem, nor is it those flowers' problem. That's your shoes' problem.

[overheats]

And right now my feet are thanking me, believe it.

[beacon]

Yeah? Only if you believe in the misery and pain of those poor flowers you just heartlessly trampled.

[overheats]

Do you want me to help you plant some new ones?

[beacon]

What's gone can't be replaced.

... But I suppose that is acceptable penance.

[overheats]

THEN LET'S GET STARTED!

[That was maybe too enthusiastic.]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder anyway, so I won't ask about where you want to put stuff.

[beacon]

Maybe so.. but a philistine's still a philistine. [ just don't plant things in ridiculous places is all he's asking... ]

You dig holes, I'll plant. Sound good?

[overheats]

Sounds good.

[Aaaand we're digging under trees and shit wooo

and on beaches and shit]

[beacon]

... Do you understand how growing things works?

[ ... ] Never mind, that was a stupid question. Of course you wouldn't understand how growing things works. [ being the Fire-type specialist and all. ]

[overheats]

Hey hey hey, this kind of shit is first grade.

[beacon]

Yeah? You do realize flowers can't grow in the sand, right?

[overheats]

Sure they can.

[THEY COULD IN THE EARLIER GAMES]

[beacon]

Look, just dig holes in normal places, alright? Alright.

[overheats]

Is the hole indoors? No. Is the hole in a cardboard box? No. Is the hole in an alternate dimension? No.

I'm just sayin' Volkner, it looks pretty normal to me.

[beacon]

You aren't allowed to be a judge of normalcy. Just look at yourself in a mirror.

[overheats]

[Pfffffffffft have a raspberry blown in your general direction]

[beacon]

It's official, you're a five year old stuck in an adult body. [ there's no bite to his words, though - there might even be juuust a little bit of fondness. Just a little. ]

[overheats]

Does this mean you'll take me back to kindergarten?