Animal Crossing Meme!

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The Animal Crossing Meme



Well, whether you're striking out on your own for the first time or you just need a change of pace, you're getting on that train and moving! A quiet little village with a beach, a museum, a store...this is gonna be great! (maybe)

[Let me tell you how it's done, hmm?]
1. Post with your character, canon and preferences in the subject line
2. Tag others and get your RNG on. Or just choose one. Or make up a scenario of your own!
3. Thread Thread Thread!
4. Fun times!



1.On the way!
Isn't it exciting? A change of pace! A whole new town! A fresh start! In just a little while you'll be there! But who's this on the train next to you? Are they moving, too?

2.Just moved in!
A new life, a new home...and a new HUGE debt. That...That house is kind of small for all that money isn't it? B-But it's okay! You can do this! At least the neighbors are nice!

3.What can I do ya for?
Oh, hi, neighbor! Nice to meet ya! Well, if there's anything I can do...
Uh...you need me to...
Okay, I can get that for-
What, no, I can't buy that from you that price is ridiculous.
But I never said...
WHAT.

4.Fishing!
Oh man. Fishing is so relaxing. Or maybe you're out to catch all the fish! This will be a stringfish for sure! ...Oh, it's a barbel steed. Well, maybe the next one! Just a bitterling. Well this one here! Just a dace?! Well maybe the next one...! Shut up, you'll scare them away...!

5.Bug-Catching!
Gotta be quiet. Get that butterfly. Gotta be quick! Get that dragonfly! AGH! BEES!

6.Shakin' them trees
You're gonna sell every piece of fruit you can get your hands on! But maybe you'll get lucky and find something besides fruit. Maybe money, maybe furniture, maybe...AAAAGH! BEEEEEES!

7.House keeping!
Maybe your friend can help you? This goes over there, that goes over here...You just want to make your house look beautiful and perfect! Apply that fung shui knowledge! Or maybe you have so much stuff that you just need to figure out what has to go. I mean, do you really NEED three TVs? Yeah, that couch is fugly, it needs to go. Ugh, you really should clean up...AAAAAAAAGH! BEEEEEEEEES ROACHES!

8.Museum
There's nothing even in this place. What is this?
Or perhaps there's lots of stuff. Oh, that? Yeah, you donated that. That too. All of this. Yeah, that's just a T-Rex Skeleton you found No big deal. Whatever.

9.Town Improvement!
Time to beautify your town! Picking weeds, planting trees, planting flowers...Oh, your town is going to be Oh-so-beautifu- Hey. HEY. Don't go running through those flowers! Nononono I just planted that tree! Put down that axe! Why don't YOU try picking some weeds sometime?!

Comments

ksksfff oh noes

[dividedby]

[...We are going to completely not question the reason why Zero is now living in a land of giant headed animal people, because it doesn't change the fact that there is something knocking at his door right now. Wait, that needs to be rephrased: the worst thing ever is knocking at his door right now. And it wants to come in. Can it?]

No.

[Not even opening the door.]

[not_heavens_adam]

[Listen to the pout in his voice, Zero.] So mean, Zero.....

Pleeeaasee? I brought you something~

[dividedby]

[Oh for the love of... Zero goes to the door and opens it, giving Johnny the best Kubrick Stare he has ever made.]

What is it.

[not_heavens_adam]

[That's invitation enough for him. Don't mind if he just waltzes on by while pushing a container into your hands.]

Brownies. Also... [He looks around the room and pouts.]

Your decor is terrible, Zero~ Don't you have any decorations?

[dividedby]

[...eye twitch. Holding the container like it's radioactive waste. Also decor what decor

...well okay, there's like. An old couch. And one bed. But otherwise, yeah. Boring.]

I don't have a need for any of that useless junk.

...And I'm giving you five seconds to leave before I make you leave.

[not_heavens_adam]

Hnnnn~? Is that anyway to treat your neighbor~?

I'm only concerned for your aesthetic tastes, dear~

[He looks around, inspecting, before stepping up to one corner and depositing his other package, a painting, and stepping back to have a look at his handiwork.]

[dividedby]

Hmph. [gdit, stop reminding him that he has to live near you. :|

Zero watches Johnny drop a leaf that poofs into a painting his 'present' with an unimpressed look on his face.]

...And what's that supposed to be?

[not_heavens_adam]

A painting, Zero~

Aesthetics is something you should learn an appreciation for. Besides~ It livens this place up~!

[If only a little bit.]

[dividedby]

...... [Keywords.]

Get rid of it. And leave. Now.

[not_heavens_adam]

[Keywords]

But, Zeeeeroooo~! I thought it'd be just your style and I thought this would be a nice way to get to know one another!

You're so dark and mysterious~ I like that in a man~~