These trees don't need a fair trail, I know their plans. I've fought enough trees to know that they could turn on you any moment! Sometimes they sing really annoying songs, too, hurts your ears.

Flute Cop was there with me with that incident, although he was Avocado Soldier at the time. It was pretty brutal- it assisted a Snowman that ate children. Do you want that to happen again, Megaphone Cop?

[Axe Cop just threw these names around like all other cops should know eachother, somehow. It didn't occur to him that this guy wouldn't have a single clue what he was going on about, and that didn't matter. He sees another tree he missed, don't mind him as he heads towards his new victim!]