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the drinking meme

① ( SOBER ): whether it be because you haven't had a chance to find the right glass for you or because you aren't much of a drinker, you're starting to look like the only one in the room who's managed to resist the temptation to throw their heads back and guzzle a few choice bottles. time to enjoy standing awkwardly in the corner while everyone else has fun, or tend to some friends who may have had one too many.

② ( TIPSY ): oh, geez. when did they decide to make moving floorboards? and since when has it been so darn difficult to walk in a straight line? you've only had a glass or two, but it's already starting to get to you, nipping at your nose and making you feel all bubbly and warm inside. hopefully this isn't the start of something worse.

③ ( DRUNK ): you may or may not have just made a series of terrible decisions and suddenly find yourself not remembering a single one of them. maybe that girl over in the corner of the room who hasn't turned your way all night looks like a nice target for a spontaneous game of fisticuffs, or that guy over there is probably, maybe, your next husband. maybe you're one of the unfortunate ones having to rush to the bathroom and get acquainted with the white tiles for a while? hopefully there's someone level-headed enough to hold your hair back for you.

④ ( HUNGOVER ): who invented noise and why did they make it so painful? whether you've managed, by some miracle, to wake up in (a) bed, or you find yourself sitting up from under the kitchen table with someone else's underwear on your head, the splitting headache you've got going for you isn't showing any sympathy for your overnight activities. better get to drinking a few litres of water and crawling under a few blankets for the day.

Comments

hasegawa langa | sk∞

[l8rboi]

Erin Lindsay - Chicago PD

[det_lindsay]

Paul Atreides | Dune

[desertpowered]

Dick Gumshoe | Ace Attorney

[trenchdoting]

[No smut.]

lan wangji | the untamed.

[savehim]

Eskel || The Witcher (any-ish) || OTA

[wolfdogwitcher]

{{He's a very heavy drinker and a boor when he's drunk, full warning. Netflix face available by request.}}

chloe decker — lucifer — ota

[devilsheel]

edmond | nu: carnival | m/m

[knighterrantry]

Beelzebub | Paradise Lost | OTA

[hesperussword]

[This meme summons the angel of war, brotherhood, and drunkenness.]

[dodsmetall_kriger]

[Harald and Bee drink as warriors?]

elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

vanitas | vanitas no carte | ota

[luneu]

daphne kluger | ocean's 8 | ota

[metball]

Rey || Star Wars || OTA

[talentedscavenger]

[ooc; F/M for shipping. Open to cross-canon/aus.]

jaskier — the witcher

[lettenhove]

[ either a rowdy, overly flirtatious drunk, or a mopey drunk. take your pick. ]

Kaidan Alenko | Mass Effect

[withintegrity]

[A chill drunk that may flirt a little, but will definitely dance. Please don't let him. M/M for anything shippy or smutty.]

The Doctor | Star Trek: Voyager

[photonsandforcefields]

[Let him be the sober buzzkill or maybe someone tampered with his program as a joke to experience being inebriated (outside of 7's body).]

Yennefer of Vengerberg | The Witcher | OTA

[bottle]

jouno saigiku | bungo stray dogs | ota

[pricelesstears]

② → 100.5 manga spoilers

[suehiro]

[ the problem with saving the world is this: what comes after. the reconstruction of the broken down structures, the gathering of the dead that were beyond saving, the mistakes that are impossible to erase and come at a too high cost. but there are pieces that fall into place as naturally as breathing, and the hunting dogs find their footing within those spaces.

misguided in the final conflict but ultimately the good they all did means their creation is not a failure. that is what tetcho tells himself in hopes he might believe it. there is so much left unsaid, and he still hasn't found the courage to confess why he had irrevocably failed. ]

Are you sure drinking is fine?

lawrence | boy's next door | ota

[iguanabrand]

[blanket warning for underage drinking]

"Nuriko" | Fushigi Yuugi | ota

[celestialwillow]

selina kyle, dc comics

[catlady]

sao-ren rehw-ijla / ffxiv (oc)

[lasik]

(average at holding his liquor, but the sort who'd probably pretend to be tipsier than he is to encourage his partners to drink more and spill some Deep Dark Secrets™️. could also spin it as playing around with alcohol as an alchemical agent and backfiring miserably(/hilariously?) or smth darker a la spiking drinks for one reason or another, etc. happy to play it either way.)

margaery tyrell | asoiaf/got | ota

[neverbedded]

edward teach | our flag means death

[artoffxckery]

Jason Todd | Titans

[theotherobin]