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FUCK THIS, I JUST WANT TO ROLEPLAY

FUCK THIS, I JUST WANT TO ROLEPLAY

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➘ This is a meme created for people who need a break from RL stuff right now and are just going: FUCK THIS, I JUST WANT TO ROLEPLAY

INSTRUCTIONS
➘ Post with your character below, listing their name and canon in the subject.
➘ Roll 1-10 RNG to roleplay out one of the scenes below or simply just tag!
➘ Roll to your hearts content, feel free to play out as many scenarios as you can.
➘ HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS

SCENARIOS

01 » FIGHTING - Emotional or Physical. Your characters are not getting along. What do.
02 » DRINKING/DRUNK - Having a beer, dancing in a club, sipping some bubbly in the bathtub, being outrageously drunk.
03 » AWKWARD - Whoops. Your character just walked into something he shouldn't have.
04 » FLUFF - Walking in the rain together, pecks on the cheek, give us cavities.
05 » ROMANTIC - Play something shippy out. Mornings after, confessions, cuddles, smut, anything goes.
06 » IN YOUR SHOES/BODY SWAP - Your character wakes up to find themselves swapped in the world or the body of the person they've tagged.
07 » CONFESSIONS - Spill it. From, I've been secretly pining you forever to yes, I did eat the last pop tart.
08 » 7-MINUTES IN HEAVEN - Your characters are now stuck in a closet together for seven minutes (IE, MUST BE AT LEAST 7-POSTS)
09 » CRACK - Why is there a goat in our living room?
10 » WHATEVER - PLAY ANYTHING. THIS IS WHAT THIS MEME IS ABOUT.

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And this is coming from the queen of the silent treatment, is it?

[ He crosses his arms over his chest, scowling at her. ]

Have you tried, for just a second, putting yourself in my position? Imagine Simon going behind your back to talk to one of your exes about making you immortal. Would you want that? I understand you're faithful to your brother, but that doesn't mean you have to justify the wrong things he's done.

Shut up. Don't make this about me, Magnus.

It wouldn't happen. He knows I'm Nephilim; it wouldn't work. You can't be both. And I- [a sharp inhale.] Don't bring Simon into this. It's not about him, and it's not about me. He's not you, and I'm not Alec.

[damn this family pride.]

Talk to him. I mean, an actual talk. One where you don't leap to conclusions beforehand.

I didn't leap to any conclusions!

[ He's ignoring basically everything you said besides that. ]

I talked to him, I gave him his chance to explain, and I didn't like what I heard. I am not going to surround myself with people I can't trust. And right now, I can't trust him.

Good thing we can't trust you either. At least it's a mutual thing.

I broke up with your brother for a perfectly legitimate reason and now you can't trust me? [ He scoffs. ] You'd better hope that none of you ever need anything, because I'm through with coming at your every call.

[ Okay, so he did just say that he'd still do anything for Alec, but he's too angry to care. ]

All I've heard is your side of things, and it was basic at that. How do I know there isn't more to it? I've got your word, and that's it. Your word against my older brother's.

Then why don't you go talk to your older brother like I originally suggested and see if you like what he has to say.

Fine. I will. And I'll probably like it way better than everything you've been spewing so far.

[ He points to the door. ] Then go. [ Because now he's for realsies done with you and your attitude. ]

[she's sorely tempted to flick a rude gesture at him, but she resists, merely giving a frustrated noise as she whips back around, storming out as loudly as she can, slamming the door behind her.]

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