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Sexy Desserts Meme

Your character/s may or may not have a sweet tooth, but for some strange reason, they feel the need to have some dessert. Just when they were fantasizing of sumptuous treats to sooothe their appetites . . . voilà! Something delicious appears right in front of them! It's the dessert of their dreams, whether they know it or not! Your character will have the compulsion to eat it. Maybe they'll question the oddity of events. Maybe they won't. But remember what they say: beware the greeks bearing gifts . . .

How this meme works:
• Your character is presented a dessert which they will feel the strong urge to eat. They may feel dubious about the convenience by which the dessert they wanted appeared in front of them, but by hook or by crook, they'll end up eating it anyway.
• Post with your character's name, their canon, and their preferred partners (or your preferred partners for them). For example: Edward Cullen | Twilight Saga | Bella Swan-sexual. Another example would be Sam Witwicky | Bayverse!Transformers | Heterosexual. You know the drill. :)
• Find someone else's post, pick a dessert*, and comment!
*You can either pick a dessert and a corresponding scenario from the ones listed below, or you can head on down to random.org and generate a number between 1 and 12. Feel free to mix and match as well. :)
• Enact the scenario! You can start the thread with them discovering the dessert and eating it, or you can fastforward to after they've eaten it and are starting to feel the effects. Be creative!
• Be open! If you're uncomfortable with something, don't hesitate to mention it and try to work it out with the person you're tagging. In the same vein, if you're loving it, go ahead and say so. :)
• THIS IS AN OPEN MEME, SO ANYONE CAN COMMENT!
• Play nice, and have fun! :)

Without further ado, here are the choices:
1 ► blueberry cheesecake | hurt/comfort
You suddenly feel blue, and you feel the need to be comforted. It's time for some sexual healing!
2 ► strawberries and cream | slow and sensual
Each red and succulent berry is tantamout to each step to the top.
3 ► vanilla ice cream | prim and proper
You feel the need to be prudent and safe. But that isn't the same as being boring.
4 ► box of chocolates | romance
Flowers, candlelight, a bottle of champagne . . . it's time to woo your sweetheart!
5 ► lemon squares | BDSM (light or heavy, that's up to you!)
It stings so good!
6 ► tiramisu | inebriation
That cake's packing a bit too much rum for you, but you're still in the mood . . .
7 ► milkshake | messy OR orgy
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
8 ► coffee jelly | several rounds
Feeling that buzz? Get on going! You're pumped up!
9 ► fruit salad | outdoors
The tropics are rainy this time of the year, but who cares?
10 ► mochi | cosplay
Put on a new costume and disguise the squishy filling that hides inside.
11 ► cherry pie | first time
Whether it really is or isn't your first time, it will feel like it again!
12 ► candied bacon | something different
It's not too common just yet, but some people enjoy a good slab of sweet meat.

Have fun! ♥

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I'm only entertained by this because you're doing all the work!

[That's a very subtle hint, Kyon. She smiles though, feeling confident.] And don't go too slow! We still have four minutes!

It's because we have four minutes that I am going slow.

[ ... he does try to pick up the pace, if only a little. Having her in such good spirits purely because of him is a rarity, so he may as well make it last. ]

But if you go slowly, those four minutes will last even longer! [Haruhi frowns at him for a second before that grin reappears on her face, laughing lightly. She's really happy right now and she's actually showing it for something other than the supernatural.

It's... different, really.]

I thought you'd want that. Don't tell me you're in a hurry to be finished?

[ It's their normal back-and-forth banter, but it's playfully so, in this case. He isn't frustrated with her - in fact, in a way, it's... comforting, to have her weight and warmth on his back. He kind of likes it.

... maybe more than "kind of", even. ]

I... [She pauses for a second her face turning red for a few seconds before she turns her head to the side, yelling angrily, even though she isn't really angry, she's just pretending to be angry.] Of course I'm in a hurry!

I can't wait to get out of here. [Lies, lies, lies.]

Edited 2012-02-28 00:33 (UTC)

You're the one who raced me here.

[ His response is a little coy as he maneuvers his way towards the stairs - this was going to be the hardest part, he figured, so might as well get it done now. He eases his way onto the first step, then the next, and once he's comfortable with the process he risks a glance back towards Haruhi. ]

Here I thought maybe we could hang out, or something.

[ He shrugs slightly as he turns his face forward again. ]

Ah, well. If you're in a rush, nevermind.

[ Two can play at this pretending game. ]

[He has a point. She tightens her grip on Kyon, making sure that she doesn't fall off or tumble. If he messes up, that's a bonus penalty for Kyon! Double penalty!

... But definitely not the death penalty.]

"Or something?" What kind of something are you talking about, stupid Kyon!

[And she'll playfully hit his back with her fist lightly.]

[ Not for nothing, but tripping and falling down the stairs is a hell of a penalty on its own.

But as long as it's not death, no big deal.

He blinks once at her outburst, actually a bit surprised that she'd hone in on that specific part. He'd actually just tagged that on the end without really thinking, but... what else could they do? Surely she didn't mean...

Naturally, there were some ideas that were better left unshared. ]

I won't tell you. It's too embarrassing.

[ Clearly just copying her words from earlier. ]

Edited 2012-02-28 00:51 (UTC)

What? [Haruhi frowns for a second before--] You can't keep a secret from me! I'm the SOS Brigade chief! This is an order! Tell me!

[ The problem is that while he had just copied her words for effect, it's also true - it really is pretty embarrassing, and given how abruptly the thoughts had entered his head... it was probably too soon to just blurt them out, right? ]

You could probably guess if you tried.

[ Dragging this out as long as he can-- oh hey the top of the stairs, sweet. ]

[Haruhi frowns, almost tempted to fold her arms, but doesn't. She leans in over Kyon's shoulder to see all the rooms before going back to her original position. At least, before she talks.]

I'm not a mind reader or an esper, Kyon.

No, but you're a pretty bright girl. You don't need godlike powers to deduce it.

[ Heading down the hall, la la la la... oh look. It's his room.

How about that. ]

But… [Her voice is soft as she ponders about it.] It can’t possibly be.

[At least… that’s what she thinks. She doesn’t want it to be true. But in the back of her mind, she somewhat wants it to be true. Right now, her face in an utter state of shock, though she's trying to hide it.

...Oh hey, it’s Kyon’s room. Look at that.]

[ He actually slows to a stop as he hears her say that, and his heart starts racing for reasons that have nothing to do with the fact that he just piggybacked Haruhi up the stairs. This, this right here, is a critical moment that he has to handle with extreme delicacy.

He can't bring himself to look at her when he speaks, his eyes darting to the ceiling instead. ]

... I never thought I'd hear you declare something impossible.

[Haruhi’s quiet for quite a while, deciding to look away, trying to hide not only her confusing but also the fact that her cheeks are now a deep scarlet red. Even her voice is shaking slightly as she speaks.]

I didn’t it’s impossible. It’s… it seems improbable. [But is it really? I mean… really?]

[ ... Truth be told, he never expected to have this conversation during piggyback. But then again, it's Haruhi, so of course it couldn't happen normally. ]

... whatever it is, I can't confirm it unless you indulge me.

[ Even though he's ninety-nine percent sure he's on the same track. ]

[Haruhi freezes for a second. Of course, she’s riding piggyback so it’s obvious that she can’t move, but her mind is in such a state of shock that it’s as if she was frozen.

But when she speaks, her voice is soft, almost a mere whisper, if not softer.]

… Can I stay here tonight?

[ It's hard to determine which affects him more - the words themselves, or the rare whispered tone in which they're delivered. He takes a long, deep breath, opening his mouth to respond--

... and realizing words have actually managed to escape him.

Instead he'll tighten his grip slightly - the closest to a hug he can manage, in this position - and slowly nods his head once. ]

[Ah.

Haruhi honestly didn’t believe that he would actually nod in agreement, would actually let her stay here. She didn’t even prepare for this! Burying her head on Kyon’s back, embarrassed, she thought. She thought, and thought.

But she couldn’t think rationally. She couldn’t possibly… not in this situation. When she lifts her head, she speaks, still in that soft, calm voice, but it’s a bit louder than when she asked her question.]

Can I borrow some clothes too? ... I didn’t bring any.

[ The mental image of Haruhi in one of his probably-too-big-for-her t-shirts is almost enough to make his knees weak, but he manages to keep himself upright in spite of his imagination. Besides, he's still reeling from the fact that this is happening in the first place.

Haruhi Suzumiya is going to spend the night at his place. Alone.

... Lord only knows what the others would say about this when they found out. ]

Yeah. I've got plenty of extra stuff, it's fine.

[That is, if they ever found out. Haruhi smiles at him genuinely, actually looking at him.]

That's good. I'm glad. [Ah, there's a pause before she remembers something.] I need to call home later, though.

[ ... Yuki probably knew about this before either of them even did.

It's a moment before he can actually respond - having a smiling Haruhi so close to him kind of makes concentration a little bit difficult. ]

... That might not be a bad idea, yeah.

[ A brief pause. ]

Say. Is it alright if I set you down?

[That must be the reason why Yuki is absent, obviously.

She then shifts a little bit before saying in her regular tone, as if it wasn’t too important:]

That’s fine. Just don’t drop me.

[ ... it all comes together, now. ]

No promises.

[ Of course he's actually pretty careful as he lowers himself down to the proper height, unhooking his arms to let Haruhi climb back onto solid ground. ]

[When Haruhi's feet finally touch solid ground, she jumps once to regain her momentum before placing her hands on her hips, grinning at the person standing right in front of her.]

Alright! I'm going to leave a message at home, this should take just a bit.

[And Haruhi whips out her cellphone from the inner pocket of her skirt and decides to call her parents. After that, however...]

What do you want to do now?

[Yes, Kyon, she's asking your opinion.]