KIDNAPPING MEME

[memeswearhouse]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

i. Scenarios ① kidnapped for ransom - everyone wants to make a quick buck. and what quicker way is there than ransoming someones life. Not that everything always goes to plan. Let's just hope that everyone comes out alive and happy. ② kidnapped for revenge - Someone was on the wrong side. Maybe it's the significant other of an Ex. Maybe it's the Ex themselves. Or perhaps it's even more complicated than that. Either way, there's nothing sweeter. ③ cracknapping - Okay, so you didn't mean to drink that much, but now you have woken up in a room with a bunch of mascots from the game and what is going on? ④ kidnapped for help - We need you help. Whether you're willingly up to offer it or not. ⑤ kidnapped for their own good - Want to get you out of a bad situation. It's for your own good. Trust us. You're safe now, you won't be hurt any more. ⑥accidental kidnapping - okay. so this wasn't... exactly what was planned. But looks like we've got an extra person now. W H O O P S ??? ⑦ wildcard - Anyway you want it. ii. relationship ① kidnapper and kidnapee - The prize and the thief, what better combination? ② kidnapee and rescuer - Don't worry, they're here to save you. ③kidnapees! - Well. Stuck together. This is a good bonding moment. ④ kidnappers anonymous - All of you need to get together and feel bad about yourselves. ⑤ wild card - That's the way you need it

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Comments

[burnthemall]

Jesus.

[Hansel walks away from her, going back to his beer.]

Save me from teenagers.

[chromatist]

Please, you love me. And I barely count as a teenager anyway.

[burnthemall]

Unless you're twenty, you're still a teenager.

[chromatist]

Only on paper. [She tucks her legs up under her on her chair and starts to pick at her food again.] Is that why you're so grumpy all the time? Because I'm eighteen?

[burnthemall]

I'm grumpy all the time because I make a living hunting witches. You make me grumpy because you're a fucking pain in the ass.

[chromatist]

[She gives him a sunny smile, simpering a little around the edges.] I know.

[burnthemall]

I'm calling your friends to come get you.

[chromatist]

Okay. [She takes a bite of her food and doesn't grimace at the fact that it's gone cold, pretty much ignoring him when he goes for his phone and calls the pack.]

Hey, Hansel? [She waits until he looks at her again.] I'm sorry. For being such a "fucking pain in the ass." I can't help it. This is just who I am.

But I am grateful, so. [She waves a hand at him, her expression totally nonchalant.] Thanks for not letting me die.

[burnthemall]

I take it personally when innocent people die.

[chromatist]

[She scoffs, rolling her eyes, tilting her head a little so it's harder to see the smile she's trying to keep down.] You could say "you're welcome," asshole. Or, better yet, "just kidding, Lydia, I think you're great. So great, in fact, that I'm going to make it a point from here on out to use your actual name when I talk to you, instead of referring to you by your hair color."

[burnthemall]

Yeah, no. I like Red better.

[chromatist]

[She flicks a noodle at him.] You're such a jerk. I don't even know why I like you.

[burnthemall]

Hell if I know, Red.

[chromatist]

Well, the fact that I could probably bounce quarters off your ass if I had any may play a part... [And she nonchalantly sips her water.]

[burnthemall]

Oh come on, you can't be serious.

[chromatist]

I don't have any pockets. You got some loose change I can use to test this hypothesis?

[burnthemall]

I am not dealing with this right now, Red. Not ever. Nope.

[chromatist]

[She shrugs.] This just means I'll try again later. When your sister is around, for one. I bet she has some quarters I could borrow.

[burnthemall]

Please, no, we get weird incest looks everywhere we go.

[chromatist]

[That makes her laugh.] It's your fault for being hot. Both of you. I would kill for Gretel's cheekbones.

[burnthemall]

I'm not commenting on that. I'm going to take a shower of my own. Whatever you don't want to eat just toss.

[chromatist]

Prepare yourself for kamikaze quarter attacks.