Is this seat taken?

[justformemes]

IN YOUR LAP



Some things don't need explanations. Chicken wings. Wonderful weather. Guilty pleasures like Michael Bay movies. This meme is one of those things. It's simple: one character is in another's lap, and eventually the two get hot and heavy. Whether it's a friend sitting on a lap because there's no room, couples cuddling, or a stripper giving a lap dance, one thing will lead to another...after all, the loss of personal space can certainly set actions (and more) in motion.

Prompts

1. Innocent Lap Sitting: It's just a friendly gesture. Maybe you're enjoying a movie or a dinner together. Nothing wrong with that!
2. Romantic Canoodling: You two are spending some time together, and there's no way to be closer than to snuggle up in your lover's lap.
3. Out of Necessity: No more room on the bench, in the booth, or on the couch? There's a place on their lap.
4. Amateur Lap Dance: Just something sexy between lovers. Or maybe more silly than sexy.
5. Professional Lap Dance: Better break out the ones. This lap dance will cost you.
6. Dare: Nobody ever thought you'd get this close and personal, so they pushed you into doing it.
7. Pointed: They said you couldn't turn them on so easily. Challenge accepted.
8. Accidental: Oops, you've fallen! Good thing this lap was there.
9. Step Back I Feel a Little Poke: Wait. What's this? Maybe you should wiggle your hips a little to find out.
10. Lovemaking Lapsitting: Riding someone while they're sitting up can make the rider feel powerful, since they're on top, but the one being ridden may notice just how soft and small they are...and embrace them out of instinct.

Comments

the iron bull | da:i

[ataash]

ooc

[catarmy]

[Are you okay with OCs? If so, do you have any prompt preferences?]

Xue Yang | The Untamed | OTA

[cultivatingsin]

Matthew Clairmont | A Discovery of Witches (show & books)

[manjasang]

[More likely to lean towards m/f than ota for shipping, though what a vampire is comfortable with platonically and what a warmblood is can vary. Voicetesting, please bear with me and be gentle.]

Jessica Jones | JJ & Defenders

[assholic]

[OTA for gen/platonic, M/F for shipping/smutty. Cast/crosscanon/dceu/mcu all good. (No Kilgraves) Likely to be the one doing the sitting, but I'm also game for having someone use her as a chair. All scenarios welcome.]

father paul hill | midnight mass

[smote]

probably getting sat on, m/f for a ship element, hmu for m/m. ota for laughs. he’s pretty clean cut, so probably no shadiness on his part without previous cr.

Yelena Belova | MCU | ota because wth, why not~

[greatplan]

[interested in all ships 20+ including Kates, other MCUs, cross canon, boys, girls, nbs, assumed cr, first meeting at a drunken party or on a crowded subway, etc]

[evreica]

[preferences here?]

Bruce Wayne | DC | OTA

[becomethebat]

[Assumed CR okay!]

Gabrielle || Xena: Warrior Princess

[potedeiabard]

[ Available in Platonic lap-sitting, platonic-but-there's-a-lil-sumn lap-sitting and definitely-risque lap-sitting. Assumed CR is a-okay! ]

[addiesands]

[I'm sorry about the last thread - the holidays swallowed me. Up for definitely-risque lap-sitting?]

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

Corrin | Fire Emblem: Fates | OTA!

[fatefulprince]

[ _{He is going to be a lap dragon who is doing the sitting on your character 😎 all prompts welcome, m/m preferred for shipping/spicy fun times tho!} ]

[chimerad]

[dungeons demons chimeras n' dragons? c:]

bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

rose tico || star wars || ota

[what_we_love]

William James Moriarty | Moriarty The Patriot

[lordofcrime]

[Probably no 1 lmao 😒

Smut always welcome.]

doppo kannonzaka | hypnosis mic | ota 20+

[doppomine]

[ the one being sat on tbh ]

Raine | dhampir/shifter original character | m/m pref

[catarmy]

[More likely to be the one playing around on the other person's lap but not set in stone. All prompts are go! Raine is very small, too (5'2".) Given their rep, 4, 5, 9, and 10 are very likely.

[But if you want your character to just have an easy sit down and pet a literal cat somewhere comfy, that's fine too. (Gen option.)]

Jinx | Arcane | ota

[jinxd]

[ she does like to climb into laps, but it might be a threat. you never know. ]

mo guan shan | 19 days

[moguanshan]

tahani al-jamil | the good place | ota

[namedroppings]

aibertain chassebel | ffxiv oc (non-wol) | ota 18+

[falseheart]

[Sit on his lap, have him sit on your lap if you have a lot of lap to sit on, it's all good.]

margaery tyrell | game of thrones

[versigny]

[ always weak for a combo of 1 or 3 with UST. c: ]

cloud strife, ffviir

[enruin]

( m/f for anything shippy/smutty )

Wei Wuxian | The Untamed | m/m

[spiritandmischief]

[cultivatingsin]

[Any preferences? This gremlin would happily slip into Wuxian's lap~]