Food Service AU Meme

[shipping]

☑ Congrats, you've entered the wonderful world of food service. Alternatively to picking a restaurant from the list below, you can name one (Applebee's, McDonald's) or a type (pizzeria, dim sum, biergarten). And don't forget to name a relationship (like server/customer, coworkers, etc!) ☑RESTAURANT 1. Street food like hot dog carts, or those cool food trucks. 2. Fast food, food court at the mall, your high school cafeteria, and any other convenience place, like your deli. 3. A buffet or buffet bar, maybe on the deck of a cruise ship, maybe at your wedding... 4. A bar, a pub... Really, you're probably not here for the food. 5. Casual dining with counter service, including cafés, bakeries, and the trendy new place that sells only cupcakes. Or just your favorite sandwich. 6. Contemporary dining, including sit-down chain restaurants, and diners. 7. High-end dining, like $300 pre-fixe daily-changing menu, Michelin stars, the works. 8. Whatever else you want! ☑SCENARIO 1. You are a nightmare of a customer. Is that waiter attending to a crying baby instead of YOU? Do they even know who you ARE? And where's that ranch dressing you asked for?! 2. This is the worst dining experience you've ever had. You waited an hour to get seated, there's a hair in your food and your waiter is super rude. 3. Your waiter or diner is really cute. Maybe you can write your number on a napkin or their coffee cup. 4. This is some sort of reality television show. Maybe your competition is trying to sabotage you. Seriously, all they're doing is garnish!! 5. Oh, that's awkward. You have some sort of food allergy or dietary restriction and you dug in already... But that's the wrong order and you might just break out in hives. 6. You and your coworkers are on the sidelines watching something happen. Uh oh... is that guy trying to propose? At this place? 7. Sometimes the staff doesn't get along... or maybe your owner is a jerk and is late with your paycheck again... Maybe you're the chef, and she won't let you fix up the menu. You've just had it with this place. 8. It's opening night, and you're pretty nervous... The place is packed, the line's out the door, and you do not have time for any issues. 9. Your own scenario!

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Steve Rogers ✯ Marvel Cinematic Universe

[pursuitofcappiness]

[hasacondition]

Steve, I need one medium, pineapple, feta, sausage on one half, spinach on the other, olives but only on one side, and an order of mozzarella sticks.

[pause]

And maybe get the first aid kit ready in advance.

Dean Winchester | Supernatural

[venatical]

[somethinggreat]

So there's a lady out there screeching about how I didn't ask her before refilling her water and I think she's planning on stiffing me. Can I spit in her food?

Castiel | Supernatural

[holyovercoat]

Ophelia 'O' Sage ♥ Savages ♥ OTA

[beautifulsavages]

2-whichever you want!

[skinlotion]

[Just because she works in fast food doesn't mean she can't look fabulous. There's the required uniform, of course, but she's decked it out as much as she can, with a very nice blouse in place of the normal one, great shoes, and even a pair of cute white gloves to go with. The fact that she spends more time texting than working does worse for her job performance than the accessorizing.]

Sorry, can you hold on one second? This is a super important convo.

Julian Keller "Hellion" | Marvel Comics Verse | ota

[hellion_king]

4 and... winging it

[thefuzzyguy]

[There are many complications to keeping a shady pub running, moreso in District X, where a bar brawl might break out into lightening bolts. There are two ways to stay calm; one, having a prehensile tail is as good as an extra hand when it comes to food prep, and two, anyone who claims to have found a hair in their food that isn't short and blue can be safely dismissed.]

Corned beef on rye that I think is for Boom Boom because who else wants their pickles arranged into little explody shapes?

Castiel | Supernatural | ota

[wholeheartedseraph]

Frederick | Fire Emblem: Awakening

[battlebutler]

[The best food server ever.]

[twitchyswordhand]

Hngh?! My blood rages! Can't...control...hand...! [Well fuck, there goes another plate of spaghetti.]

erik lehnsherr | xmfc

[esssse]

The Lone Wanderer | Fallout 3 | OTA

[iwanttosettheworldonfire]

Tharja | Fire Emblem: Awakening

[tharja]

[sweetenthedeal]

Hmm? ... [Well, it's not like anyone is going to notice if he happens to walk away with the lunch that they just ordered, is it? It's a busy food court. Things walk away all the time. It happens.]

nathan young ∞ misfits

[tripled]

Balthazar | Supernatural

[angelic_arsenal]

noiz | DMMd | ota

[noizy]

Re: noiz | DMMd | ota

[skinlotion]

Hi there!

[smiles reeeally sweetly]

[clutching her box of pizza]

There seems to be some sort of mistake with my order. It's totally understandable, but you should definitely redo it.

Clint Barton | MCU/COMICS | OTA

[greatatboats]

neal caffrey ; white collar { closed. }

[allege]

[ okay, so maybe he was just trying to get free dessert. it's not like he tells her before hand, nope. excuses himself to the bathroom, talks to the kitchen staff to get their expectations up. the ring is a fake. synthetic high grade plastic. not something you'd think was fake. mozzie cooked it up for petty purposes like this.

he used to pull this con all the time with alex. it's practiced and he's pretty sure it's not grounds for anything outside of disapproving looks from peter.

he buys the finest champagne, and tells them to place the ring. the waiter goes so far as clasping his shoulder and going: 'good luck man', and it's met with sagely nodding on Caffrey's part.

the only heads up he'll give her is a text he makes before getting back: say yes, to the next thing i'm about to ask you. ]

Re: neal caffrey ; white collar { closed. }

[rosepatternedlace]

[ So today was date night. But not with her actual boyfriend, oh no, that man was too busy robbing people with her gay roommate and a tacky silver brief case. Today she had a date with her pseudo boyfriend.

Don't worry, they're just friend.

He had dragged her off to some hole in the wall, two michelin star, "gastronomic extravaganza" on the other side of town where the two pigged out on foie gras, bœuf bourguignon and truffle infused cheese souffle to their heart's content. But suddenly he told her he had something interesting in mind, excused himself to head to the bathroom, then sent her a text a few minutes later.]

"Say yes to the next thing I'm about to ask you"...yes to what?

Triela | Gunslinger Girl

[triela_sig_sauer]

Probably posing as staff

Bad Girl | No More Heroes

[batterthanyou]

[Probably a waitress.]

Pike Queen Lucy | Pokemon Emerald

[snakelady]

Raphael/Phantom R || Rhythm Thief || OTA

[feeltherhythm]

KOS-MOS | Xenosaga

[nekosmos]

[That super-intense waitress/barmaid that never, ever drops food or forgets an order or ever messes up.]

The Ninth Doctor | Doctor Who | OTA

[gonebananas]

Ruby ☾ Once Upon a Time ☾ OTA

[mantle]

[ waitress. ]

restaurant: somewhere between 6&7. scenario: 1 and then 3. lmk if you want changes!

[kanima]

[ to say jackson is pissed off is an understatement. the table was booked for two, and he kind of expected somewhere nice and cozy, out of the way, maybe a candle — he'd made it pretty clear this was gonna be a capital d date. but instead he gets sat with all the other plebs. ]

[ he planned to wait to order until said date arrives, so he tells the waitstaff to bug off and leave him alone. except, then. ]

Are you freaking kidding me?

[ he gets a text message that — well, the long and short is, he's been stood up. which is bullshit, he hates eating out alone, it looks sad. jackson leans back in his chair with an aggrieved sigh, the scrape of cutlery on plates and noise from the kitchen and general chatter of the busy restaurant combining with his unnaturally good hearing to set his teeth on edge. ]

[ nobody immediately comes to take his order now that he's ready to — he spots a pretty attractive young woman weighed down with plates, and raises his hand, clicks in the air. ]

Excuse me? Service? Hello, does anyone work here?

Orihime Inoue | Bleach | Het where applicable!

[leekspins]

[Well, she's always wanted to work in a bakery...maybe even one of her own.]

Jade Curtiss | Tales of the Abyss

[yourfononsarewhack]

loki | mcu

[sorcerous]

[ Let's go with a temperamental but excruciatingly clever chef. Runs a tough kitchen, isn't big on respecting underlings, but damn do the customers turn out in droves. ]

[zen_en_vert]

[What kind of maitre d' do you need to work with a chef like that? Well, a calm one, first and foremost, utterly serene and persuasive, who'll avoid conflict when possible but isn't scared to throw a fucking fit if something is really egregious. Legends are told to new staffmembers of the time Bruce and Loki got into it- surely the rumours of Loki being dragged out of the kitchen by one ankle are exaggerated?

But it always comes down to this; someone asking to meet the chef, and Bruce coming in to fetch him. His head pokes around the door. And if Bruce did once lose his patience and drag him (by the ear, not the ankle) out to meet a diner, it's only because they were technically royalty. For less than that, he generally doesn't bother, so it's unusual that he's here today.]

Chef?