Date me if…

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you should date me if...


The idea of this meme

[1] Your character has been yolked with a sign that states "YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [fill in the blank]." "You should date me if you like good food." "You should date me if you enjoy long walks on the beach." "You should date me if you'd like to be disappointed. In bed and in life."
[2] This sign may or may have not been written by them. But does that matter if everyone can see it?
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels.

Comments

Loki of Asgard | MCU / D+ | OTA

[gloriously_purposed]

You should date me if you like people who are independent, stylish and, well, authoritative. Royalty.

Wait, what is this...?

[Peeling at a little paper covering a part of the sign he is holding, Loki discovers an extra statement.]

But you should really date me if you are into people with daddy issues.

Hey, wait a minute!

[mmm_strip]

Hmmm, what's this, then?

[Mobius picks up the discarded sheet of paper and reads it carefully, nodding to himself]

You know this is all code for- [He taps the sheet he's holding with the back of his hand and glances up at Loki. His face cycles through surprise, acknowledgement, to amusement.] -Ah, yeah, not quite how I was gonna word it, but that.

Gabrielle || Xena: Warrior Princess

[potedeiabard]

[ On her, the sign merely says: "You should date me if: you like people who don't shut up." ]

Hey! I don't talk nearly as much.

Chanbit Han | Scandalous M

[chanbit]

[ You should date me if you're into a rough bedroom life. ]

But that's not really dating, is it?

[ In spite of an awkward sign, he just stands around smiling. ]

[foxy_seductress]

How rough are we talking~?

[If you've seen Ahri's sign, you should know she might like it a little too rough.]

Gu Sui | The Best Actor is a Fox Spirit

[flirtyfox]

[ You should date me if you don't mind headstrong men who are used to getting their way but also enjoys giving and fun. ]

Norman Jayden | Heavy Rain

[arihab]

[You should date me if you need saving, want to save someone, or are just attracted to hero complexes.]

It's... my job...

[But he's not denying anything. The sign could've said worse, honestly.]

[sleepyscholar]

Saving people is my job, so...

[He doesn't need saving himself, though he can't deny he's generally surrounded by hero complex types. His best friend could probably fit that description.]

I might also be attracted to people with hero complexes. Or they're attracted to me. I'm not sure.

Gilderoy Lockhart | Harry Potter | M/M

[acharmingsmile]

[ You should date me if you don't mind being the ugly one in the relationship. ]

I'm so sorry, darling!

[the_rebel_son]

Is that a challenge to attract someone to prove you wrong?

[Because sometimes the being thought to be the most beautiful in creation shows up unexpectedly.]

Graham Specter | Baccano! | OTA

[spannerspinner]

[You should date me if: you like never having a dull moment!

This is a highly optimistic view of dealing with this fella.]

Chloe | Detroit: Become Human

[neverwither]

You should date me if you’re into a cute robot who just wants to be super nice to you.*
*Emotional baggage and existential angst free with purchase.

Well, technically I’m an android so…

( Yes. That’s the biggest problem with this sign. Obviously. )

mantis | mcu | ota

[innerbeauty]

YOU SHOULD DATE ME only if you'd like to [ Upon further consideration, Mantis struck out the words on her sign and has written: ]

Only if you can teach me how to dance. Quickly.

[ Please. It's imperative. ]

[nightcall]

Getting a date and a free dance lesson done in one shot, huh? That's some pro strat you got there.

Giovanni Potage | Epithet Erased | OTA

[soupervillain]

[ You should date me if you want hot soup every day for the rest of your life, and also the possibility of a really cool nickname!! ]

genji togashi | sakigake!! otokojuku | ota

[gakuseibou]

[togashi has made a few alterations to his sign, though the original text is still very visible:

YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF you like stupid guys with hearts of gold YOU LIKE COOL TOUGH GUYS WHO CAN BEAT EVERYONE UP

WITH SEXY SCARS

[foxy_seductress]

Hmm... tempting.

[She does have a thing for idiots tough guys with scars.]

raven | guilty gear

[paaaanzer]

You should date me if you want to come in second place to a wizard with cat ears and Kingdom Hearts shoes.

Or if you have anger management issues and want someone to take it out on very violently without any legal repercussions!

paderau | original | ota 18+

[soigner]

You should date me if you enjoy being doted on and having a new wardrobe made for you! If you enjoy long legs and gentle dominance, that's just a bonus.

sara ryder | mass effect andromeda

[pathfounds]

You should date me if you enjoy running headfirst into life or death situations, getting shot at A LOT, pissing off Director Tann and jumping off really tall things.

Nil | D&D OC | ota~

[nilheality]

You should date me if you are into tentacle play and can see the beauty within the beast.

[Said girl seems to be flushing red while covering her eyes with said tentacles which appear to be coming from the shoulders.]

[thetrolltoll]

Eh, what's the worst that could happen?

smith | the matrix: resurrections

[binarize]

You should date me if you're into hate-fucking, murder and blood.

Also if you're Keanu Reeves.

I'm not familiar with that name.

[ or is he? ]

[modalities]

hell of a menu

Loki / MCU / OTA

[coldsong]

[Someone is sulking. His sign reads: YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF, followed by some lines of violently blacked out text and the hand-scribbled words: honestly you really just shouldn't unless you want more stress in your life.

There are a couple empty sharpies on the ground beside him. There may be a battle ongoing here.]

[malcolmeffect]

Your presence is less stressful than uh.. dinosaurs trying to eat everyone alive.

Red | Transistor

[switchcircuit]

[YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF: You like having a good time and enjoy music!

Nothing to be embarrassed about here. She's all smiles.]

[death_calling]

What type of music do you enjoy? I know of a few decent jazz clubs that serve some decent drinks if that's something you fancy.

[Red might be out of her league, but it's worth trying to start up a conversation.]

geralt of rivia | witcher | ota

[gwynbleids]

[You should date me if you don't mind the smell.]

Mmh.

[ohioan]

I have smelled worse.

[ It's not exactly a ringing endorsement, but... ]

Orfre Trollblood | Original | M/F

[thetrolltoll]

[ You should date me if: you consider height a sufficient substitute for personality

He doesn't look like he cares much, he knows most of his relationships are shallow as a puddle. ]

[spannerspinner]

Height is a personality trait?!

[Wait but what does it mean if you're short oh god Graham is only 5'6"]

Jayce Talis | Arcane | ota

[deushexmachina]

[YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF: you like chronic people-pleasers with a praise kink.]

Mine's malfunctioning, [he says, crestfallen.]

[grafts]

( please, have a look that says he doesn't quite believe you. still, viktor holds his hand out. )

Here, let me have a look at it.

ikki ( amnesia ) m/m

[caters]

[ you should date me if you don't mind a three month time limit and competing with a slightly unstable fan club. ]

[cookingchair]

What happens in three months? Even in a video game, you get more time if you win.

Bill Cipher | Gravity Falls | OTA 18+

[tetrahedonist]

[ YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF YOU LIKE LITERAL CHAOS AND TOTAL FREEDOM. THESE ARE ABSOLUTES. ]

WOW. THIS IS ACCURATE. [ Bill looks from the sign, bolted to his chest, then around, then nods to himself. ] IT DOESN'T COME OFF, EITHER. GREAT! FUN.

aibertain chassebel | ffxiv oc (non-wol) | ota 18+

[falseheart]

[You should date me if you like having no idea what your date's saying at any given time!]

...Rudest shite I ever heard, 'n that's a fact.

Ahri | League of Legends | OTA

[foxy_seductress]

You should date me if you want to die.

That's a little harsh.

Erotically.

Although not entirely inaccurate.