the awkward questions meme

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the Awkward Questions meme

 

Does your character have a deep, dark secret? An embarrassing past? A sensitive issue? Something they really don't want to talk about? Well, too bad. That thing is now written on their chest on top of a bright red sticker, and the sticker won't peel off no matter what. Uh oh!

Rules:

1. Post with your character. Write out what their sticker says - it can be something dark ("Ask me about how many people I've killed"), something gossipy ("Ask me about my crush on my friend"), something silly ("Ask me about my fear of clowns") or something vague ("Ask me about my secret identity.") No blank top levels, please!
2. Comment to other people asking about the thing.
3. Have fun and be awkward.

Comments

Junko Konno | Zombieland Saga

[legendaryshowaidol]

Ask me about being a zombie.

[spannerspinner]

...Do you eat brains?!

Lambert || The Witcher Netflix

[pricklywolf]

Ask me about my insecurities!

[He looks quite disgruntled with his sticker. After several unsuccessful attempts to remove it, he simply crosses his arms over his chest and gives everyone his most intimidating look.]

[chorusing]

I'm not sure we know one another well enough for me to ask about that.

(Christine is trying to lighten his discomfort, which is why she adds, conspiratorially:)

We all have insecurities.

michel | find me | ota

[singlemalts]

Ask me about my exes.

[nooner]

There a big exciting list of 'em?

Iren Suto | Original

[soulfusedinn]

Ask me about the demon hidden in my attic

[serperiority]

… did you put it there or did it get there on its own?

Kyle | Kyle XY

[bathtubsleeper]

Ask me about being a clone.

[the_amazing]

As a person who's been cloned, my condolences.

It sucks from both sides.

Norman Jayden | Heavy Rain

[arihab]

Ask me about my temporal lobe brain damage

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen

[moondregs]

Ask me about following strange men into sewers.

[eveseeking]

My, my. Well, aren't you bold?

Spider-Man/Peter Parker | Marvel 616 | OTA

[the_amazing]

Ask me about my sentient alien parasite.

[ooc: Caught up on all current Marvel projects, including NWH and Hawkeye. Please mark any spoilers so others can avoid.]

[the_jackpot]

Are we technically a threesome?

[bottle]

Ask me about my poor decision making

(ooc: i've watched all of season two, but mark any spoilers for those who haven't.)

[pricklywolf]

What could be a poorer decision than becoming a mage?

klaus hargreeves | the umbrella academy

[sexytrashed]

[ s1: ] Ask me about my drug and alcohol addiction.

[ s2: ] Ask me about the cult I started in the 60s.

[ s1/2: ] Ask me about my tags.

[corridors]

What a lovely poster. Will you enlighten me?

Tavion Axmis | Star Wars: Jedi Academy

[of_dathomir]

Ask me about the Dark Side and how murder really is a solution to most problems.

Re: Tavion Axmis | Star Wars: Jedi Academy

[explosivepowder]

Hah, yeah, no surprise there.

[Jinx was well aware that violence could solve a lot of problems, but her eyes dart back to the first part of the other woman's sign.]

"The Dark Side? Sounds pretty formal like that."

james buchanan barnes | mcu

[counterstep]

Ask me about my arm.

( what's worse is that his sticker is actually on the thing, where the star used to be on the old one. )

[cnrkent]

It's a pretty cool arm, all things considered.

theo bell | where mischief lies

[backronym]

Ask me about getting ghosted by a Norse god.

[extrasensory_problems]

All right, I'm asking.

Johnny Storm/Human Torch | Marvel | ota

[torchie]

Ask me about my fear of intimacy!

[midnightdoctor]

Do you have an idea of where that fear is coming from?

Belgium | Hetalia

[resistetmords]

Ask me about my plot to make all of Europe become one with me!

Byleth | FE: 3 Houses | ota

[starprofessor]

Ask me about my heartbeat.

[midnightdoctor]

Why? Do you have A-fib or something?

Nanami Kiryuu | Revolutionary Girl Utena

[needsdiorcowbell]

Ask me about my brother complex

[ She's currently trying, in vain, to tear this stupid, incorrect sticker off-- she adores her brother, of course! But it's not... like that! ]

[freshherb]

[He doesn't know why, but Tooi feels a pang of sympathy for this girl.]

Rose/Thorn | DC Comics

[manythorned]

Ask me about my multiple personality disorder.

[Well, that's not fair!]

[extrasensory_problems]

Ah. That explains some stuff.

lan wangji/lan zhan ► the untamed

[wifeless]

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass | OTA

[knightmare_princess]

Ask me about my crush on my sister

[ Or heed her facial expression and don't. ]

Lou Zhen Jie | Thunderbolt Fantasy

[swordstalker]

Ask me about my sword obsession

[palething]

[ A strange little thing comes up to Lou Zhen Jie, staring up at him like it's waiting for something. On its own back is... well, it's a blade for sure, and a gleaming one at that, but can that really be called a sword? Or even a knife or a dagger, for that matter?

Either way, he has its interest. ]

Umi Ryuuzaki | Magic Knight Rayearth

[dragon_blossom]

Ask me about the princess I killed

Hey. Maybe don't, actually.

[makeadragonwannaretire]

Was it at East a fair fight?

Or was it murder?

Princess Azula ~ Avatar: The Last Airbender

[makeadragonwannaretire]

Ask me about my mommy issues!

…don’t you dare.

In Memoriam/OC - General Superhero Comics AU

[midnightdoctor]

Ask me about my murder

Oh Jesus please don't. I've already done this once.

Christine Daaé | The Phantom of the Opera | OTA

[chorusing]

Ask me about my time in the opera.

(This is...awkward. Christine takes a deep breath and prepares herself, smiling weakly.)

Re: Christine Daaé | The Phantom of the Opera | OTA

[starprofessor]

What opera were you a part of? One of my students was a part of the Mittelfrank Opera, as was my fellow professor.