my skillset: crying and sexting at the same time

[adisastergay]

meme op: what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.
Sent: 01/19/21

SEXTING & PHONE SEX MEME (555-555-5555)

9:00 PM

Comments

jaskier - the witcher

[lettenhove]

patroclus - the song of achilles (m/m)

[hetairos]

[elysiumheld]

i still taste your come on my tongue even as the sun rises.

dean winchester | supernatural

[venatoris]

[oversight]

If we were to look inside your night stand drawer we'd be most likely to find:

A. Your journal, a book light, and some aspirin.

B. A sultry perfume, some breath mints, and a sleep mask you may or may not have used once to blindfold your guy.

C. Condoms, flavored lube, and a 24-pack of spare batteries for your numerous toys.

nito nazuna | ensemble stars! | ota

[pyonpyon]

natasha romanoff ( mcu, f/m )

[bozhemoi]

dick grayson ( titans, m/f )

[dicktroit]

[nightwingbynight]

You gonna be home for the holidays? Maybe we can catch up.

Jason Todd | Titans | ota

[theotherobin]

barbara gordon ( dc, f/m )

[whenicall]

gamora ( mcu, f/m )

[gardenofthegalaxy]

Ardyn | FFXV | ota

[thechancellor]

so what if they're banging as we speak

[arihab]

I dunno how you did it but fucking you has made me even hornier than before
Feels like my dick's always standin guard to be ready if it happens again

bela dimitrescu ( resident evil village )

[cadou]

erika ( underworld )

[courtiering]

mia winters ( resident evil )

[dulvey]

laura hill ( carmilla )

[schlosses]

carmilla karnstein ( carmilla )

[styrians]

elena lupu ( resident evil village )

[townswoman]

eloise turner • last night in soho

[bedsit]

shauna shipman | yellowjackets

[tapeti]

loki ( mcu, m/f )

[imhonored]

[drpalmer]

Do you use magic during sex?

Purely a curious question.

rose wilson | titans

[violents]

[ f/m. i’m a little behind, but i finally have time off work! ]

[theotherobin]

[I sent you a pm but DW was being weird and showing me that nothing sent, so I'm just checking in here to see if you got it xD]

Tsuyu Asui // My Hero Academia // OTA

[rainyseasonkero]

(It’s the winter season so she’s a sleepy frog)

[jackboots]

Hey. don't forget to tell me when you need warmed up ;P

Linhardt | FE:3H | ota

[sleepyscholar]

Inko Midoriya ~ My Hero Academia ~ F/F

[magehandmomma]

billie martinelli | original | ota

[impios]

Hela | MCU | f/m

[helapowerful]

( haven't seen any of the D+ shows, but I'm good with spoilers )