tfln turkey time.

[shitglasses]

ya got it.

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John Cons†an†ine | hellblazer

[conagain]

1. i sense naked hashrbown eating after nkd yoga

2. shne has a crush on him and it's rightly fucking up the she-demon's vibe

3. bloody fuckin frgot to send him off with the finger

4. remember that dream i told you about where i shit out of my own skeleton? It's happenee again, so i'm getting amnesia drunk

5. [ byot ]

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[desertpowered]

If you notice a cup of coffee on the front of the desk, that one's mine.

Your planet makes good drinks.

[conagain]

Thanks for the warning, would've right out been disastrous were I to take a sip.

I don't mind coffee, but I prefer me tea.

Can't think there's much to work with on Arrakis for drinks. Besides, sweat, tears, piss... I don't want to think about it anymore.

[desertpowered]

No problem. We're friends, aren't we?

You're right. Now you know why I don't care how cold the coffee is. We don't have that where I come from.

Even cold coffee's better-tasting than, as you put it, sweat and piss.

[conagain]

When we go back, we're taking a water truck with us. Did you even know how many waters there were to choose from?

[desertpowered]

Tell me. I'm interested.

I'm holding onto that CD player too. I'd like more Pink Floyd records - they're good, but you can only listen to "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" so many times.

[conagain]

You're going to like The Wall, that's their 11th album.

Also, it wasn't a question really, just you know... there's all sorts of water you can get out here. Bottled, distilled, tap, well water, bubbly...

[desertpowered]

There's a few...Dark Side of the Moon, Animals, The Wall, as you said...

I've had bottled. You probably noticed there were less water bottles here when I was finished with them. I apologize.

[conagain]

It's all right, you take what you need.

Now, what are your thoughts about Queen?

[desertpowered]

Thank you. I have a lot to get through.

Queen is very distinctive - I only got to a couple songs so far. You like them?

[conagain]

It's bloody well my privilege to like them, being a native!

Not as good as Pink - ah, you want to watch the movie?

[desertpowered]

Yes. Yes I do.

Can we have popcorn with it? That's the tradition in your world, I think.

[conagain]

Yes, popcorn, fizzy drinks, sugary treats.

The rate we're going, we'll not be fit enough to return to the desert.

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[mortalheart]

Your finger or someone else's?

[conagain]

Mine both of 'em duoble assault!

[mortalheart]

John, please try to restrain yourself, dear. I don't think you should be assaulting people with your fingers.

[conagain]

No, it's for the race, mate. I got to do this.

[mortalheart]

For the race? Whatever do you mean?

[conagain]

The human race.

( Yeah, you might be able to just hear this laughing arsehole, so pleased with himself. )

[mortalheart]

Who, or what, has earned such ire?

[conagain]

All of our oppositions, mate. Mostly demons.

[mortalheart]

I hardly see any reason not to give them just such a send off then. Good on you.

[conagain]

Should I summon them back? Send them off properly?

[mortalheart]

I'd be concerned for your safety depending on who it is. Spite is very appealing, though. I say: do it.

[conagain]

If you don't hear back from me in 30 min, come save me.