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bakerstreet2021-11-24 11:31 am
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look it's for charity.

The Punching Booth! It's like kissing for people with anger issues. Everybody gets one punch! No below the belt stuff (that's extra). Or, you know, if you're really motivated, you can kiss someone; sometimes that's worse than being punched. Or better. I'm not your boss.
You know the rules! Top level with your preferences, and punch, punch, punch! Get it out of your system before you have to start making those pesky resolutions.

jinx | arcane (lol) | ota.
james buchanan barnes | mcu
on the counter, there's a box filled with novelty magnets. there don't seem to be any magnets on the arm yet. :'( )
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Then looks at Bucky.
Then the magnets.
Then Bucky's arm specifically.
Then grins]
Any type of hit, or fists only?
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She eyes his arm, eyes her own, and gives a chuffing noise, almost a chuckle.]
Guess you have room for 'em. [Her, not so much. Her prosthesis is just struts and hydraulic tubing.]
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Alright. Ready when you are...
Loki | MCU | OTA
[Loki is sulking alone in the booth. When he told Thor he would work with the humans to make amends for 2012, this is NOT what he meant.]
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['Extremely awkward' seems like the best case scenario, to him.]
There's gotta be a better way to make ten dollars.
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As the Midgardians say, letβs gooooooooo.
THE BEST LOKI!!!
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Re: <333
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nishikiyama akira | yakuza 0/1 | ota!
Β₯30000 AWARDED PER HIT LANDED IN 30 SECONDS
Β₯5000 PER TRY
ALL FUNDS WILL BE DONATED TO UNDERPRIVILEGED FAMILIES.
[ aka his own, the most underprivileged family of all.
pick your poison, you can punch either one of them. he'll be looking annoyed at his little booth either way ]
Ajax | Deadpool
$15 a pop.
from one Ajax to the next
[What's the fun in punching someone if you can't have an actual fight? :((( ]
Clark Kent | Smallville
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yukina β yu yu hakusho β could i be the worst person in the world? find out on today's episode!
EACH TEAR YOU CAN EXTRACT WILL BE ONE PRICELESS GEM.
[ Is this a morality test from the universe? ]
I can't not tag you! She's so cute!
He looks in disgust at the sign, then back at the young girl behind it.]
Do you require assistance?
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Shoshosu Shosu| Final Fantasy 14 Adventurer| OTA
Trying to gain control over retrocognitive abilities! Volunteers wanted!
Shoshosu sees events involving you correctly: No hitting. Please headpats or hugs!
Shoshosu sees nothing or events that don't involve you: One hit.
Shoshosu accidentally reveals embarrassing information: Three hits.
Shoshosu accidentally reveals politically sensitive information: Five hits.
TRAUMA- Hit until you feel better.
Please remember! Not even Hindsight is 20/20!]
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You know, I'm aware you're stronger than you look, but I think I'd feel bad about hitting you.
[Pause.] Well. Unless you started it.
Skarlet | Mortal Kombat | OTA for violence!
mugen | samurai champloo
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Childe/Tartaglia | Genshin Impact
[ I nearly destroyed a city, this is my community service.]
kazuma asogi | the great ace attorney
Lord help him.]
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enji todoroki | bnha
250 Β₯ = 1 SWING
EVERY 10 PUNCHES EARNS A BONUS FREEBIE SHOT.
[Heβs contractually obligated not to dodge or retaliate, and also he deserves it. Doesnβt look too happy about it, but donβt be intimidated!]
:P
[ dropping a coin into the slot already. can't say he didn't pay for the privilege. ]
yessss
Phone posting apologies
no worries
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Kasuga Ichiban | RGG/Yakuza
Options include: one punch or a full on fight. He's not picky, again it's for charity, so if someone just wants to punch him without recourse that's fine. But also he loves a good fight so if ya want him to punch back... that's even better.]
Re: Kasuga Ichiban | RGG/Yakuza
How much for a full on fight?
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spike spiegel | cowboy bebop
this hare-brained scheme is likely either jet's or faye's, one more crack at getting the money to get the bebop off-rock...
that is definitely not a real orphanage. οΌ
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castiel, spn
RELIGIOUS TRAUMA?
PUNCH AN ANGEL!
ONLY $1!
and in small print below:
additional services can be rendered at negotiable cost
no doubt this was set up by someone either demonic or angelic in origin, because he's currently struggling with a set of silver cuffs that he can't seem to pry off, which are attached to the floor by a long chain he's also had no success in breaking. so you probably don't even have to pay the $1. ]
cas pls
[ honestly how do you manage these things ]
his life is just one unfortunate event after the other so this is par for the course rly
Dean: π€¦πΌββοΈ
dont you judge him
he definitely is a little
>:(
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fuck my drunkass typos goddamn
i didnt notice until you pointed it out LMAO
happy thanksgiving god lmao
;)))))
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Ben Solo/Kylo Ren | Star Wars
One Hit: 10 credits
One Hit In the Face: 20 credits
One Hit Below the Belt: 40 credits
Will Try Not To Hit Back
All Proceeds Go To Landoβs Home For Wayward Stormtroopers]