They're all bottoms.

[asoftermeme]

top or bottom | a high-concept, highbrow meme

don't front. you know exactly what this is.

the rundown
1. for numerous, cosmically complex reasons that form a domino effect — or just because it's fucking hilarious — an unknown force has compelled your character to admit if they're top or a bottom. some will try to lie and immediately be corrected (humiliation is probable). others will be honest. all will be revealed.
2. others express their interest, disinterest, shock, awkward downward spiral. have a casual conversation. hook up! live, laugh, love!
3. if you leave a blank top comment i will literally come piss on your computer.
4. switches are important and valid.

Comments

Childe/Tartaglia | Genshin Impact

[mascheremonoceros]

Bottom.

[ There's a brief look of confusion on his face. ]

Wait why did I say that? I prefer the top bunk on bunk beds.

I'm sorry.

[passionoverload]

[Bennett blinks, not sure where that subject came from, but he's rolling with it.]

I always fall out I'm on the top.

this is too cute to pass up

[of_geo]

Ah.

[ also confusion. ]

What is a... "bunk bed"?

Ben Solo/Kylo Ren | Star Wars

[niteofren]

Bottom.

[He frowns. That’s decidedly not right. He can’t afford to be a bottom.]

I mean top. Definitely top. It kind of comes with being a Knight of Ren.

[beige_warrior]

Ah, we have more in common than my simply being your namesake. Interesting!

[spine_barrel]

[Rey gets the gist of the statement - well, both of them - but the nuance is lost on her. Comes with the territory of only ever having the roughest understanding of all things intimate.]

So which one is it?

[mysticshot]

Top.

[A beat]

I bottom too, but I prefer to top. It's called being vers.

rory mancer | yiik | m/m

[voicecrack]

[He's fighting with the Meme Compulsion very valiantly, almost turning purple from holding his breath for so long, but--]

S-switch!

...I mean, I don't care what role, I just--

[He has to catch his breath first, okay.] It's just...Good to not have to think for a while, so topping or bottoming doesn't matter.

[devisor]

[ Miyuki chuckles a little at the guy's obvious difficulties and offers nothing helpful. ]

You'd rather your partner do the thinking~?

Paris | Greek mythology

[eidosariste]

Oh, both.

[It's confessed just as easily as if you'd asked him what his favourite colour is. Still, Paris pauses, the smile more obvious in his eyes than on his lips, right then. This isn't something he should be confessing to, or even the initial one, so easily, but, when has he cared about that?]

But being with a man - I'd rather take advantage of the situation, so I prefer to bottom, then.

Melissa Foddebrat | Beware the Villainess!

[shatteredstoryline]

Does that really matter? Position really doesn't make a difference. I swe—

[Ah, here it comes:] Switch!

[WHAT THE FUCK? Though, as a general rule, she's more likely to be topping in general. Though more than likely it's dependent on her partner.]

klaus hargreeves | the umbrella academy

[sexytrashed]

I'm a basic bottom bitch-- [ comes flying outta his mouth without a second thought.

s i g h ]

Oh, that's no fun, I'm not a one-trick pony. I'm as fluid as a fickle bitch.

[counterstep]

You know that sounds more like you're just indecisive, right? Instead of up for anything?

had to tho

[pendejadas]

Embrace it. Nothing wrong with basic. The more you know what you like, the better you can exercise it to its maximum pleasure. Makes it a fiesta for the ages.

Raine | dhampir/shifter original character | OTA, m/m for ships/more

[catarmy]

Hmmm? I prefer to bottom. But I'm happy to top if size isn't a problem for my partner~

I really worry about that kind of thing. So it's super nice to get to top when someone's okay with how big my dick is. So I guess I'm more of a switch?

[It takes a second, and then shock crosses their face.]

...Shit, how crass of me... Um. Pretend I didn't say that??

Stacia | OC | OTA

[machinesoul]

I'm... a bottom, I guess? I like someone who can take the lead, but I've been told I can be pretty bold when getting someone to do that...

Mikkel Soeren | The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust |OTA

[oprorsk_sode]

Bottom.

[Absolutely not surprised to have said it but the truth of this place.]

I have no experience but I want to bottom for some tough, authoritative men.

[That gets some wide eyes out of him. That he didn't want to admit.]

[basmastare]

Tough authoritative men? I suppose this has been your fantasy? Since you have no experience like you say.

[The last time Sig had spoken to the boy he'd had a bathroom door slammed in his face almost after Mikkel got drunk and got stabbed.]

How are your wounds now?

batman | dc

[dreams_of_arkham]

Top.

[No surprises here.]

Erik "String Master " Ivarsson | Ziggy Stardust universe | ota

[rockandroll_swede]

I like older mature men because they are sexy and cute. A certain handsome British man who handles a steering wheel expertly with his hands. Being bottom is fun and is very erotic.

[Says the young guitarist.]

[rage_rekker]

[Rekker can only laugh.]

Did you manage to stop him from running away and pretending he isn't interested?

hitomi fujisaki | oc

[fujoyan]

If I had a choice, I'd much rather be the wallpaper on the wall watching~! ♥ Wouldn't it be heart pounding to just be standing there while two people go at it?! Or three?!

Oh, but I am an expert, so if you'd like a second opinion about what the universe has decided for you, Almighty Fujocchi will give her judgement.

Norza | Evertale

[funerari]

Why would anyone willingly suffer the indignity of anything other than the top?

[is he even talking about the bedroom?? we just don't know]

Abner Krill • The Suicide Squad • ota

[youremom]

Bottom.

…non-practicing?

Kokichi Ouma | Danganronpa v3 | OTA, m/m pref

[lieindespair]

Switch, I guess. But look at me, I'm so cute and small! Don't act like it wouldn't be hilarious if I took top.