YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [x]

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you should date me if...


The idea of this meme

[1] Your character has been yolked with a sign that states "YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [fill in the blank]." "You should date me if you like good food." "You should date me if you enjoy long walks on the beach." "You should date me if you'd like to be disappointed. In bed and in life."
[2] This sign may or may have not been written by them. But does that matter if everyone can see it?
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels.

Comments

shion sonozaki | higurashi no naku koro ni

[shiister]

[ You should date me if you are prepared to crossdress for me! ]

Hmm. I think it's missing something.

[ And girls must allow me to dress them up! ]

There! Much better.

[shadowswordplay]

Nyo~hohohoho, now that's quite the combination! I do daresay I look quite dashing in a suit, so I'm quite sure I'll live up to both of your expectations.

[Her own sign reads: You should date me if you like a woman with a large... vocabulary, and/or have a fondness for overwrought theatrics, both romantic an before the sign runs out of space.]

Ryoko Asakura | Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya | OTA

[force_a_change]

"You should date me if you don't mind a little over protectiveness. And knives."

[She doesn't seem to mind the sign, so there's that.]

[lasthungrywolf]

Aheheh, well, ain't nothin' wrong with wantin'a protect th'people important to ya!

Nemesis 👾 Nemesis the Warlock

[archdeviant]

You should date me if you like adventure.

I do lead a most exciting life, that much is true.

Double Trouble | She-Ra and the Princesses of Power | OTA

[maverique]

[Their sign reads You should date me if you like theatre and have a progressive understanding of gender!]

Is that all? What about my fashion sense? What about my pointed, sympathetic ear? What about the gratis agony aunt sessions for people who never asked for my advice?

Can I find someone to date with a marker pen? I have to fix this.

[shadowswordplay]

[A gloved hand passes a crimson glitter-gel pen to Double Trouble.]

Oh, I'm quite sure your little monologue made your pros excessively clear if the signage itself didn't already do most of the heavy lifting. I suppose I am colored quite interested either way.

[Her own sign reads: You should date me if you like a woman with a large... vocabulary, and/or have a fondness for overwrought theatrics, both romantic an before the sign runs out of space.]

zelos wilder | tales of symphonia

[narcissistic]

[YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF YOU WANT A BEAUTIFUL DISASTER IN YOUR LIFE]

[...ok fck you sign for that second half, BUT--]

Hell yeah I'm beautiful. Cool, handsome, spectacular. All natural too, baby!

[since the first half is on point, he'll forgive it,]

[shatteredstoryline]

Sounds like your list of redeeming qualities is a pretty shallow pool.

[my_own_will]

Isn't focusing on looks a bit too shallow for something like dating? I mean sure you should be attracted to the other person, but if they don't have good qualities like reliability or kindness it seems pretty pointless to me.

[She's... really trying to help Zelos here despite his nature.]

I mean the only things I know about you are that you're proud of your looks and you're very easily excited.

Ash Lynx | Banana Fish

[jadedlynx]

You should date me if you like a really long buildup, sarcasm, being in constant danger, and possibly being shot a time or two.

It's a good thing I'm not looking for a wingman.

Gu Sui | The Best Actor is a Fox Spirit

[flirtyfox]

You should date me if you like to be teased, know how to balance quiet nights at home with a glamorous life, and are willing to go along with most of my plans or not get too angry when I execute them anyway.

I come up with good plans.

Satoshi Isshiki | Shokugeki no Soma

[cookingchair]

You should date me if you love good food, don't mind nudity, and can endure odd behavior.

I wear an apron!

Ayase Yukiya | Okane ga Nai

[shakkin]

You should date me if you like to be looked after, can be supportive, don't mind someone who's bad at technology and sometimes expressing himself.

Am I really that bad?

Dusk | Arknights

[formisfalse]

You should date me if you like effectively being single.

Hmm. Yes. Not inaccurate.

Melissa Foddebrat | Beware the Villainess!

[shatteredstoryline]

You should date me if: you don't mind a prior engagement to a prince, don't mind women who speak their mind, don't mind having political enemies, and like women who can handle a sword.

Anyone have a damn match?

[vengaboy]

Sounds like a match to me.

[ Not that he has any particular interest in real dating or matchmaking; he usually just breezes by these memes for entertainment and to pretend he's doing his due diligence in finding a wife or at least a decent concubine or whatever. Strong-willed women who can fight are hot enough to chat up a little, though. ]

loki | 616

[meforsaken]

[You should date me if you want a boyfriend who's also a girlfriend who's also a god.]

Seems a bit simple.

[counterstep]

You think that's simple?

That. Barely makes sense for anyone that doesn't know you.

Severus Snape | Harry Potter | OTA

[inpotioveritas]

"You should date me if you want to settle and do not mind if I am doing the same."

[ Well... It's not wrong. ]

[isitabirdwellkinda]

You should date me if you like being shot at. And starting out or ending up with PTSD.

Definitely shouldn't date me if your name is Riley.

david haller ( legion )

[measurelessly]

You should date me if you're into cute guys with lots of dangerous powers, severe trauma and PTSD, and a love for red vines. Gross.

.. Wow, rude.

[springgirl]

You're cute, so I might be able to look past the love for red vines.

[Really, Cora can't understand why anyone likes those in the first place.]

Childe/Tartaglia | Genshin Impact

[mascheremonoceros]

You should date me if you're after the living embodiment of the meme 'I'll kick anyone's ass'. Also PTSD.

Haha very funny, who stuck this on me?

[aperturesubject0001]

[You should date me if you aren't afraid of heights.]

[ Looking down at it, Chell pulls a face and signs: ] True but not very specific.

Eskel || The Witcher (any) || OTA

[wolfdogwitcher]

You should date me if you like old-fashioned manners, very loose commitments and fucking in the dark.

Or if you're a sorceress.

Midnight | Arknights | OTA

[unrequite]

[ "You should date me if you want someone who will love you and everyone else in the room equally as unconditionally." ]

This is much kinder than saying I'm unfaithful, thank you. But it's not like I don't have favorites.

[ It's just that his favorites aren't romantically entangled with him, per se. ]

Chloe | Detroit: Become Human

[neverwither]

You should date me if you’re into robots with the personality of a slightly neurotic Golden Retriever. Also fine dining and the arts.

…At least I don’t shed…?