let's give 'em something to talk about

[blacklisle]

The Fake Relationship Meme

You're not together. But you need to make people think you are. Because of reasons.

Maybe you secretly can't stand each other. Maybe you like each other, just not like that. (Or do you?) Maybe this is the only way you'll ever get to be with your crush. Maybe you just need to give off that couple vibe in public, or maybe you're going to be forced to engage in some hot'n'heavy fakeout makeouts. For reasons, okay?

You know the drill. Post, tag, profit.

1. Home For The Holidays ⇢ You need to prove to your parents that you do so have a significant other. Just until they're gone.
2. No Singles Need Apply ⇢ The place is perfect, but the landlady will only rent it to a nice, respectable couple.
3. It's Not Safe For A (Wo)Man Alone ⇢ One of you is vulnerable in this big, bad world without a partner to protect you.
4. Public Relations ⇢ There's only one way to stop these pesky rumors: start your own.
5. Undercover Mission ⇢ They'll never suspect a couple of lovey-dovey honeymooners of... whatever it is you're actually up to.
6. Marriage Of Convenience ⇢ It's good for both your families. Or your finances. Or your hetero street cred. Whatever: might as well make the best of it.
7. Well That Escalated Quickly ⇢ It's common knowledge that you're together, except you're the last to know. Is it worth correcting people?
8. Free Space ⇢ Bring your own bottle scenario.

Comments

Freyr || Mutant based OC || OTA

[foulmouthmutant]

_{[Freyr has no preference with relationships and is willing to go with something if he benefits from it, whether it’s something tangible and valuable, or getting out of trouble. Information is in his journal!]}

Astrid Beck | CritRole C2 | OTA

[ad_astrid]

[ Probably fake dating as a cover for espionage or assassination. ]

Zen Wistaria | Akagami no Shirayukihime

[wirant]

[apockatherry]

[TBH this is just some drive-by love (UNLESS...), I love Akagami no Shirayukihime and coming across a Zen was like a sudden little shot of unexpected happiness.]

Dick Gumshoe | Ace Attorney

[trenchdoting]

[No smut.]

[itsburgundy]

[It's horrible. It's shameful. It's something he never thought he'd have to ask of anyone -- especially not of a trusted colleague -- but here they are. Because apparently, sometimes the paparazzi of LA will hound you right up to the door of your private household. And with or without his (very well-paid) security, Miles still has to play the game.

Desperate times call for..?

Gumshoe is behind him like a brick wall as he cringes away from the cameras. Because the case is big enough that even Miles knows he has to guide the media in a different direction.

He reaches for Dick's hand. And he takes it. Just long enough for the cameras to get one good shot as he unlocks his door. Just before they can both disappear inside. It was a calculated move; at least the papers will have something else to speculate about for a week or so. Still, it's embarrassing enough, and when the door shuts, his cheeks are still burning.]

...my apologies, Detective. [He drops the man's hand like as though the touch burned him.] These high-profile cases can be... challenging.

ciel | tsukihime | ota

[chadou]

Vanitas | Vanitas no Carte

[lunebleue]

elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

[ most interested in 3, 4, 6, and 7 ]

Mal Oretsev | Grishaverse | ota

[becomeablade]

Duo Maxwell | Gundam Wing | M/M

[deathsangel]

(Duo is 18. Permissions/kinks here.)

Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy VII/VIIR | M/F

[mylockedheart]

(Permissions/kinks here.)

Noctis Lucis Caelum | Final Fantasy XV | M/M

[princeofnight]

(Permissions/kinks here.)

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | M/M

[runningwithwolves]

(Stiles is 18. Permissions/kinks here.)

Alina Starkov | Grishaverse | M/F

[sungrisha]

(Book or Show. I prefer the show with book details thrown in. M/F for everyone but F/F for castmates. Permissions/kinks here.)

[safine]

(what if these two had to pretend to be a couple. What if.)

Ted Lasso | Ted Lasso | ota

[theodorelasso]

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

Zhongli | Genshin Impact | OTA

[geocash]

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

rose tico || star wars || ota

[what_we_love]

Childe | Genshin Impact | OTA

[abyssalmayhem]

lavellan ( dragon age )

[telahnem]

[ maybe as inquisitor, people want him to marry, and he is 100% not into it? or if he's companion route, maybe he's the one fake-dating the inquisitor. m/m if it develops into anything real. ]

akechi goro | p5

[jurisdick]

marta cabrera 🔪 knives out

[vomito]

( ota m/f 25+. why she has to do this idk but probably something to do with nonsense from the thrombeys. )